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 MistaUNGA
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Registered: 04/22/08
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 i bought fake pee 
#19191 - 05/04/08 02:29 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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fuck detoxing. i'm just gonna bypass my dirty piss altogether.
i smoked last night for the first time in a week. wowowowowow! it was some white rhino i brought back from humboldt for 4/20. and it was sooo bomb! like 1 1/2 bowls and i was done for. and i smoked it out of my new bubbler i got up there. i got it for about free fitty.
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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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 still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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 Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19193 - 05/04/08 02:32 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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fake piss ftw, thats how i pass all my shit
and nice bubbler
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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highasfuck
The last samuri
Registered: 04/20/08
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Loc: So Cal
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Very nice bubbler.
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: highasfuck]
#19207 - 05/04/08 02:40 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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yea i would go the same route-fake pee-no postitives for me
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Chronica
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 114
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: wowitch420]
#19212 - 05/04/08 02:47 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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fake piss or someone elses piss?
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Callampin
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 122
Loc: near the ass of the world...
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Chronica]
#19215 - 05/04/08 02:48 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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just dont get pregnant women piss cos they'll catch you
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Dunno
Village Idiot
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
#19229 - 05/04/08 02:56 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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how would you even do this?
when ever i took my piss test i had to do it in front of a guy with one hand on the wall and the other on my dick.
i would hate to have that job. imagine what career day would be like if thats what your dad did. demonstration anyone?
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A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Dunno]
#19237 - 05/04/08 03:22 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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oh. all the tests i take i just empty my pockets, and am not allowed to flush. then i get to go in, shut the door an do my thing. which involved unscrewing a cap, pouring the piss in and then taking a real piss.
the lady doing the test was like 'oh, you can tell this wasn't diluted, he must have nothing to hide'
i was like damn straight
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Callampin
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 122
Loc: near the ass of the world...
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
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ive had to take them a couple of times and both have been with a person looking at you , so i bought a whizzinator, pretty handy and stealth , and filled it up with my bros piss 
whizzinator
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Laysthepipe
Vivi Sex Symbol
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,359
Loc: KOREA
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
#19572 - 05/04/08 09:08 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Callampin said:
ive had to take them a couple of times and both have been with a person looking at you , so i bought a whizzinator, pretty handy and stealth , and filled it up with my bros piss
whizzinator
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Laysthepipe]
#19574 - 05/04/08 09:09 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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looks expensive.
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#19578 - 05/04/08 09:11 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
looks delicious.
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andyautistic
hallucinogist
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 75
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#19580 - 05/04/08 09:12 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Look at all the col0rz
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: andyautistic]
#19594 - 05/04/08 09:19 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Gotta make sure the drapes match the curtains... or something.
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Callampin
Registered: 04/20/08
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Loc: near the ass of the world...
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Sativus]
#19620 - 05/04/08 09:30 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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lol yeah now they also have latino color AHAHA
it cost me 100 bux back in the day , now its 150 zomg
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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yeah, that's basically how mine will operate. it's not like a parole drug test, it's only for a city summer job lifeguarding.
i just gotta figure some way to strap it to my leg cuz i'll have to empty my pockets.
any tips?
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19710 - 05/04/08 11:34 PM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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yeah. fake piss in an empty and clean glue bottle. (make sure its clean, my friend didnt clean his all the way and he got sperm looking think floating around and they voided the test). tape it to your upper leg (its not gonna be comfortable). when you get in, unscrew the top, pour it in the cup and your good brah
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19731 - 05/05/08 12:01 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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well, it came in a bottle, and it's got a heating pad and the whole deal. i just needa strap it on i guess. it's got a nozzle and everything. 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19734 - 05/05/08 12:07 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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well then nice. i would just tape the bottle/heating pad to your leg
oh yeah, and the heating pad wont warm it enough. go to the closest gas station, pop it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds, then tape it on with the heating pad.
works for me
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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ThreeLittleBirds
A Guy
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 752
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#19891 - 05/05/08 07:59 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
looks expensive.
not as expensive as loosing your job, I keep a bottle of synthetic urine along with a heat pad just in case I hurt myself.
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ThreeLittleBirds
A Guy
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Posts: 752
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19892 - 05/05/08 08:03 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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MistaUNGA said:
yeah, that's basically how mine will operate. it's not like a parole drug test, it's only for a city summer job lifeguarding.
i just gotta figure some way to strap it to my leg cuz i'll have to empty my pockets.
any tips?
use the elastic medical wrap (that brown strectchy shit, those knee brace things could do it too or wear tighty whiteys and put in your crotch that would help warm it up nice to, just hope the heat pad doesn't get too hot.
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Diablosmurf
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Posts: 159
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: Callampin]
#19901 - 05/05/08 08:52 AM (18 years, 14 days ago) |
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Callampin said:
lol yeah now they also have latino color AHAHA
it cost me 100 bux back in the day , now its 150 zomg
Yeah i would tootally need the latino color.
They would take one look at my dick if i used the white male and automatically think something was up. Im def a pretty dark guy.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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well i went for my physical this morning, strapped and warmed, ready to go.
i peed in the cup, and found out later that it was only to test kidney function and that i still had to go to a diff location for the drug test! 
so i had to buy another fucking bottle of fake piss 
the office opens at 1:30. i hope there's no saliva test! are saliva tests only for alcohol or can they find THC too?
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19983 - 05/05/08 12:25 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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MistaUNGA said:
are saliva tests only for alcohol or can they find THC too?
Nope, they can detect THC in a saliva test too, but only for like a couple of days.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#19997 - 05/05/08 12:44 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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fuck i smoked sat night and a couple times yesterday.
what a fucking invasion of privacy.
drug tests are such bullshit. 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20063 - 05/05/08 03:27 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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well, i just got back from my test. no big deal. went in, put it in the cup. they drew blood, but that was for a hep b test. and the saliva test was just for alcohol. or maybe they'll use the 2 other tests to fuck me on the fake piss. who knows? 
so i smoked a bowl of that white rhino outta the bub again. some kief on top too. and that is some kief 
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Posts: 2,591
Last seen: 17 years, 2 months
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20065 - 05/05/08 03:30 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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haha, my friends bro lost a job because he bought fake piss and they just tested him with saliva.
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#20066 - 05/05/08 03:38 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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well, let's hope that i'm not so unfortunate.
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I'm an electric smoker
ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.
Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!
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Diablosmurf
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: 0xYg3n]
#20067 - 05/05/08 03:38 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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0xYg3n said:
haha, my friends bro lost a job because he bought fake piss and they just tested him with saliva.
Thats why you gotta be ready for those kinda things!...
like a fuckin ninja!
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Re: i bought fake pee [Re: MistaUNGA]
#20068 - 05/05/08 03:39 PM (18 years, 13 days ago) |
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probably not. 
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