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 iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
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 Do you sit or stand when you pee? 
#498029 - 11/14/10 06:52 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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i always stand when im not at home. And when im home i sit down sometimes. standing up is ust not always my favorite way to pee.
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 CosmicFool
Psychoholic
Registered: 08/07/10
Posts: 1,634
Loc: 203 
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
#498031 - 11/14/10 06:55 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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in public I stand but at home I all most always sit.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
Registered: 03/30/09
Posts: 4,956
Loc: Gaybec
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: CosmicFool]
#498033 - 11/14/10 07:01 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
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Vas donc jouer dans le traffic
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
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Loc: PNW
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
#498034 - 11/14/10 07:02 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
Except while taking a shit.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
Registered: 03/30/09
Posts: 4,956
Loc: Gaybec
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: DungenessDank]
#498036 - 11/14/10 07:05 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
Except while taking a shit.
Yes thats the only exception
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Vas donc jouer dans le traffic
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
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Loc: Carcosa
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
#498040 - 11/14/10 07:13 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
Except while taking a shit.
Yes thats the only exception
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King Koopa
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
#498041 - 11/14/10 07:14 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I use to have to take all my clothes off to take a shit.
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iStoner
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: King Koopa]
#498043 - 11/14/10 07:19 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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King Koopa said:
I use to have to take all my clothes off to take a shit.
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iStoner
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Posts: 7,176
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
#498044 - 11/14/10 07:19 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
Except while taking a shit.
Yes thats the only exception
i usually take a shit every time i pee, and when im tired at night or in the mornings i sit down also.
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Shaggy420
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: King Koopa]
#498046 - 11/14/10 07:28 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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King Koopa said:
I use to have to take all my clothes off to take a shit.
and i always stand to pee, unless im taking a shit as well. coz i can do both at the same time
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iStoner
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
#498048 - 11/14/10 07:33 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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taking shits + peeing = 
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MR.HEADY
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Registered: 07/21/10
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
#498049 - 11/14/10 07:34 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
Except while taking a shit.
Yes thats the only exception
and then in odd outdoor places that isnt always the exception
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Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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Shaggy420
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#498050 - 11/14/10 07:36 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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Loc: Gaybec
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#498051 - 11/14/10 07:36 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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man I havnt shit outdoors in year
I should do that more oftens
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MR.HEADY
PorchMonkey
Registered: 07/21/10
Posts: 1,162
Loc: Toothless acres . West Vi...
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
#498053 - 11/14/10 07:43 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
man I havnt shit outdoors in year
I should do that more oftens
Its a very comforting feeling to empty the bowels in the wilderness...HeAdY
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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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ChillWillis
old school fool
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#498063 - 11/14/10 08:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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...and then you have to find a leaf to wipe with 
I would never sit to pee unless I'm already taking a shit. frankly I'm surprised that so many of you do
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psyberpunk
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: ChillWillis] 2
#498078 - 11/14/10 09:22 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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There have been times I've been so drunk and dizzy I can't stand at the toilet, so I sit down to pee. Or if I'm struck by vertigo during a midnight piss from getting up too fast. Generally, though, I'd like to have as little contact with the toilet as possible, so I stand.
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T-Rex
Herbsman
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: psyberpunk]
#498090 - 11/14/10 09:53 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I stand unless I woke up to piss and I don't wanna get it all over the seat/floor because I'm too tired to really aim accurately
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
Registered: 03/30/09
Posts: 4,956
Loc: Gaybec
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
#498093 - 11/14/10 10:00 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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TrippyStoner420 said:
i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors
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MoeRon
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
#498096 - 11/14/10 10:10 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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i only sit to pee if the toilet seat is one of those that wont stay up on its own
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