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Do you sit or stand when you pee?
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i always stand when im not at home. And when im home i sit down sometimes. standing up is ust not always my favorite way to pee.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
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in public I stand but at home I all most always sit.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: CosmicFool]
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I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


Except while taking a shit.

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: DungenessDank]
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DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


Except while taking a shit.


Yes thats the only exception


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


Except while taking a shit.


Yes thats the only exception



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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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I use to have to take all my clothes off to take a shit.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: King Koopa]
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King Koopa said:
I use to have to take all my clothes off to take a shit.


:awewtf:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


Except while taking a shit.


Yes thats the only exception


i usually take a shit every time i pee, and when im tired at night or in the mornings i sit down also.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: King Koopa]
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King Koopa said:
I use to have to take all my clothes off to take a shit.


:ilold:

and i always stand to pee, unless im taking a shit as well. coz i can do both at the same time:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
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taking shits + peeing = :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
DungenessDank said:
volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


Except while taking a shit.


Yes thats the only exception


and then in odd outdoor places that isnt always the exception


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Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
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i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors:sad:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
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man I havnt shit outdoors in year
I should do that more oftens


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
man I havnt shit outdoors in year
I should do that more oftens


Its a very comforting feeling to empty the bowels in the wilderness...HeAdY


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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
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...and then you have to find a leaf to wipe with :yesnod:


I would never sit to pee unless I'm already taking  a shit. frankly I'm surprised that so many of you do


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: ChillWillis] * 2
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There have been times I've been so drunk and dizzy I can't stand at the toilet, so I sit down to pee. Or if I'm struck by vertigo during a midnight piss from getting up too fast. Generally, though, I'd like to have as little contact with the toilet as possible, so I stand.

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: psyberpunk]
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I stand unless I woke up to piss and I don't wanna get it all over the seat/floor because I'm too tired to really aim accurately


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
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TrippyStoner420 said:
i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors:sad:

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
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i only sit to pee if the toilet seat is one of those that wont stay up on its own


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.


This, unless I am too tired/intoxicated to stand.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
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Sit.

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Akava]
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I  stand unless i am to drunk or taking a shit.. i hate those toilet seats that won't stay up;; its weird holding the seat up and peeing.. i shit in the woods yesterday, u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: wholesheet]
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wholesheet said:
i shit in the woods yesterday, u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..


the best tactic for shitting in the woods is to "sit" with you back against a tree.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: CosmicFool]
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i prefer to squat..

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: wholesheet]
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wholesheet said:
i prefer to squat..


wholesheet said:
u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..


:shrug:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
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TrippyStoner420 said:
i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors:sad:


I had a defecation emergency once in a park and had to use a Port-A-Potty without toilet paper. Needless to say, I left that park without my underwear, undershirt, socks or baseball cap. It was a sad day.

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: psyberpunk]
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:rofl:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
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Bottom line unless your physically unable you should never sit to piss. That is for lil boys and puppies . Men stand and piss it is our birth right!

Beside sitting on a toilet is a unnatural position for us to defecate  also ...


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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
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Nothing like pissing outside IMO. Just unzip and let it go. Don't even have to aim the fucker anywhere. Hes free to do his thing.

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: RasJeph]
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I stand. At work I use the Piss Trough.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: spacemonkey69]
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wow.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
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i sit every time.

unless i'm in the shower, then i stand. :smirk:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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I had to shit in a park on holidays at 8 in the morning. I didn't have enough tissue to finish the job so I grabbed some wide looking leaves. Must have been poisonous because my ass was on fire. Burned for a good while walking down the road too. Nice.

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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
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Quote:
Do you sit or stand when you pee?


It depends.

If I'm in a hurry I'll stand and piss.
If I wake up and I'm tired I'll sit.
or when real drunk
or while taking a shit
or simply cause I gotta piss real bad
and don't feel like standing

So....it depends :shrug:


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: niteowl]
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theres always piss on the seat whenever i sit down to shit. so i couldnt deal up with getting someone eles piss on my ass every time i go to the toilet.


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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
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