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 KaptKid
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 Re: The Post When you Drink Thread  [Re: KaptKid]
#605214 - 01/14/12 01:54 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#605396 - 01/16/12 03:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yesterday I went in the old town in the apartment of my friend, had a little dinner there with 3 good friends... We had a shitload of good wine, lots of beers and we went to a bar before the last call at 3:00am.
We were so drunk as fuck, took a black beer from here with whisky, dropped the whisky in it, at that moment, Alabama Song started playing, great timing... Then a drunk ass fuck came and started to talk with us, he started talking with 1 of us actually, who was about to go to the bathroom. So he went after a bit of talk, and the stranger started bitching our friend while he wasn't there, we told him to fuck off and that he was a drunken ass piece of shit, he didnt like it much and started yelling to everyone total gibberish, it wasn't even words it was like the growling of a sasquatch... The barman kicked him out (by force) it was quite funny.
We came back to the app, and since we were so drunk, we had left the bong (my NEW (1 week old) bong) on the edge of the table, and one of my friends broke it by accident
But since it was the old town, there are like dozens of hemp shops around, so after waking up and getting our brain back in shape, we went there and they bought me a new bong (identical except the color), I also bought a wooden pipe, quite similar to my good ol'"Hongos", since this last one broke last week.
I arrived at my house, thinking I had all my evening free, it was 3:30 pm, I took a shower, and when I got out of it, I had a goddamn message on the thang that takes the calls when nobody answer (I have no idea how it is called in english): I had to work this evening, was already 20 minutes late, and I am still quite hangover.
This shift is gonna be horrible.
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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KaptKid
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#606009 - 01/21/12 09:49 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Had such a good run at sobrity.
I feel a bing coming on. 
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#606047 - 01/21/12 04:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Was listening to Dave Atell on a podcast the other day and he was talking about drinking for so many years he started shitting blood for months during binges..... made me realize I have a pretty good handle on my drinking and put me in my place. I didn't even know that happened now I never want to drink liquor again.
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RasJeph
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#606048 - 01/21/12 04:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drank a lot of dark dark dark beers one night and shit black as fuck the next morning. I was terrified for like 30 seconds lmao.
I knew if it kept up for more than 1 day I was gonna have to go to the hospital, but I was fine later that day. Crisis averted.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: Manitou]
#606053 - 01/21/12 04:29 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I had a goddamn message on the thang that takes the calls when nobody answer (I have no idea how it is called in english):
We call that thang a Answering Machine.. or Voicemail.
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"You cant arrest me, im high I cant understand my rights!"
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: RasJeph]
#606055 - 01/21/12 04:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drink a shitload of black beer, it does turn your shit dark but not bloody so it's fine in my book. I'm having an extra stout now.
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RasJeph
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#606057 - 01/21/12 04:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well I remember reading once upon a time that if you are shitting RED blood, its not so much that you're bleeding internally, but somewhere in your immediate asshole area.
The bloody shit to worry about is dark bloody shit.
I can't remember the details, or why in the fuck I was looking that up, but I remember it for some reason lol.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: RasJeph]
#606063 - 01/21/12 05:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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2 shots of what ever
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The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions. A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: RasJeph]
#606068 - 01/21/12 05:48 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i shit like a god.
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Miscusi
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: RasJeph]
#606076 - 01/21/12 07:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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your immediate asshole area.
Im not sure why, but 
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"You cant arrest me, im high I cant understand my rights!"
Nanook said:
" People learn differently. Some can observe and gather what they need, others need to do it and experience all the options. One of those options being: burning down a mini fridge. "
Anything posted by me related to cultivation or illegal activities is purely fictional. It is intended for educational or entertainment purposes only.
Please help support the fight for Medical Marijuana in Florida
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 Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: Miscusi]
#607120 - 01/28/12 09:42 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#607139 - 01/29/12 02:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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currently sipping on a 12oz bottle of smuttynose star island single. its pretty good
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I'm drinkin' hella! got drunk on the way to the park today. then sat there and read for a bit about hospice care. then walked over to the store and got some colby cheddar cheese and some butter. then walked back home, fixed myself another bottled cocktail and walked some more. I stole a garden hose from someone a few months ago. I don't regularly steal but this time i did and used the hose to wash my car before i sold it. anyway, i had it until now. i couldnt remember where i took it from, but tonight i remembered and brought it back to them. i felt pseudogood about that.  now its time to smoke weed and make some dinner.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#607869 - 02/01/12 08:04 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Your karma will be good.
Never thought of you as someone who would steal.
Sounds more like you just borrowed it.
Need to give up this drinking. It makes me want to date young females.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#607877 - 02/01/12 08:29 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahahahahahhahha, i know that feeling!
and na, i really don't steal too much. I was in a really tight spot a while back, needed to sell my jeep, and didn't even have money to pay for it to be washed so i borrowed the hose. just now taking it back. and thanks, i need good karma right now, more than ever.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#607903 - 02/01/12 10:11 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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a couple of shots of whiskey down 
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: iStoner]
#609067 - 02/11/12 03:24 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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my buddy left a 6er of red dog in my fridge and said I could have it. I only drank 4 and I'm decently buzzed. its not.very good beer at all but shit of packs a.punch.
certainly a cheap way to get shit faced.
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Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: RasJeph]
#609091 - 02/11/12 06:55 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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 Re: The Post When you Drink Thread [Re: KaptKid]
#609095 - 02/11/12 07:54 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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herp derp
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