Home | Community | Message Board


Royal Queen Seeds Cannabis Seeds
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Welcome to the Growery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!
    #429816 - 06/08/10 03:31 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

So, just 5 minutes ago, I was chilling on the Growery, reading random posts, when I hear my phone go off. I figure it was one of my fat female friends (who sadly I don't wanna slam) texting me.

I look at the number, its some (916) number, haven't looked it up, Canada maybe?

Anywho, the first words this person said were "hey sexi". Were off to a good start.

I respond back "Who's this?" I figure it was one of the those late-night TV commercials for lonely girls and such, so she responds back with like 3 indentical messages. Sounds like a spammer/hacker.

Then I ask "Are you spamming me?" She says, "No, I sent it to the wrong number. I was looking for Kai".

I was like Oh, OK.

Now were having a random conversation as I'm typing this! If she called and not texted, we wouldn't even be talking right now! I love texting.

You guys ever got a random text from a girl/guy?

God Bless Accidents (or is it Fate?) :awesome: :strokebeard:
~ TrueHerbCrystal ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429818 - 06/08/10 03:35 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Just got a text back, she's in Texas! Ha! The irony is too much...

I guess meeting her is way out of the question. Maybe it will turn to "sexting" and soiled sheets! Who knows...

Way too far away...
~ T.H.c. ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,492
Last seen: 2 days, 48 minutes
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429819 - 06/08/10 03:49 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Soiled sheets?  You shit the bed when you get off brah?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #429820 - 06/08/10 03:50 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

No!

The good kind of soiled, like ya know, when you "pop it like its hot". Catch my river?

Ya Feel Me?
~ T.H.c. ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,492
Last seen: 2 days, 48 minutes
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429821 - 06/08/10 03:52 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Popping it means popping your hips I am pretty sure if I learned my ebonics good.  So I ask again.  When you pop it like its hot does a steamy pile run down the side of your leg onto your mattress?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,492
Last seen: 2 days, 48 minutes
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] * 1
    #429822 - 06/08/10 03:53 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Or do you mean you cum on your sheets? If so, why not use a damn sock like a normal person?  Or do you like sleeping in soiled sheets?

Not being a dick, I am just curious.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,492
Last seen: 2 days, 48 minutes
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] * 1
    #429823 - 06/08/10 03:55 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Also, good luck.  If you get naked pictures then be sure to post them or it never happened. Nighty Night.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #429824 - 06/08/10 03:57 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft. :yesnod:
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429825 - 06/08/10 03:57 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Catch my river drift?


--------------------
Only in America!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429826 - 06/08/10 04:00 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft. :yesnod:
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~




You going to county or prison?


--------------------
Only in America!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429827 - 06/08/10 04:01 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

See, now you're gettin' it!

You're smarter than 2 peas in a haystack!

Good Work, King! :bobmarley:

"King Shit" - Luda
~ T.H.c. ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429828 - 06/08/10 04:03 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

This isn't a bachelor party, son.  This is serious business...


--------------------
Only in America!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429830 - 06/08/10 04:27 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, you're right.

Pimpin' ain't easy....and it shouldn't be taken lightly playah...

Keep that Pimp Hand Strong Don King!

"Smack!" - Don's Right Hand
~ TrueHandClappin' ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429832 - 06/08/10 04:33 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

~`~
++__++
!!!_!!!

pIMPImpin is eZ. 


_@#$@#$@#$
www.PMPNZHOEZ.XXX

!Don King!



--------------------
Only in America!


Edited by Don King (06/08/10 06:29 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429833 - 06/08/10 04:38 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, that's the shit dude!

Lovin' you're style....

I think that deserves some Leafy greens.

Green for the Budz, Gold for da Babes :leaf::pimp:
~ TruHerCryst-taL ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429834 - 06/08/10 04:41 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)



Edited by Don King (06/08/10 06:35 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Certified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,052
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 7 months, 10 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429835 - 06/08/10 05:01 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Sad news...:sad:

Its been about an hour now, and no text message return.

So I sent my "last" message, saying good bye to a babe I'll never get to meet, and will likely never hear from again.

Good-bye Lexei!

You will be missed. :frown:
~ T.H.c. ~


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429836 - 06/08/10 05:09 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I met a [Lexi] before... Nothing to forget in my book...


--------------------
Only in America!


Edited by Don King (06/08/10 06:24 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinem3kgt
User
 User Gallery


Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 1,008
Loc: G-Spot TX
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429837 - 06/08/10 05:46 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Im in tx. just get me her # and i'll dshsb. :crazybeard:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: m3kgt]
    #429840 - 06/08/10 06:00 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)





--------------------
Only in America!


Edited by Don King (06/08/10 06:50 AM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* California to Legalize Weed for Everyone
( 1 2 all )
Salmonged 3,019 21 07/03/08 11:17 AM
by Cheeseball
* The glut of weed and the collapse of prices in California
( 1 2 all )
Mr. Hands 4,268 33 06/09/10 12:24 AM
by SmOakland
* Greater Mole Rat - Coolest animal ever
( 1 2 all )
beatyou 3,201 34 06/20/08 01:08 AM
by beatyou
* coolest.shit.ever. elcharrosays 817 18 05/04/10 01:02 PM
by Hydro
* one of the coolest pictures ive ever seen...... Tripp420 910 9 03/14/09 02:30 AM
by Harry_Ba11sach
* Southern California
( 1 2 3 all )
andyistic 4,356 48 05/17/08 10:18 PM
by leftysurprise
* california roll call
( 1 2 3 all )
bmiles 5,565 42 04/26/13 02:59 AM
by aashte
* Federal Court Rules U.S. Govt May NOT Deliberately Subvert California’s Medical Marijuana Laws
( 1 2 all )
coAsTal 4,944 27 08/23/08 12:38 PM
by coAsTal

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: FurrowedBrow, Harry_Ba11sach, Stoneth, Dr. Siekadellyk
3,161 topic views. 3 members, 942 guests and 423 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Avalon Magic Plants
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.045 seconds spending 0.004 seconds on 16 queries.