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 TrueHerbCrystal
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Registered: 02/07/09
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 Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! 
#429816 - 06/08/10 01:31 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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So, just 5 minutes ago, I was chilling on the Growery, reading random posts, when I hear my phone go off. I figure it was one of my fat female friends (who sadly I don't wanna slam) texting me.
I look at the number, its some (916) number, haven't looked it up, Canada maybe?
Anywho, the first words this person said were "hey sexi". Were off to a good start.
I respond back "Who's this?" I figure it was one of the those late-night TV commercials for lonely girls and such, so she responds back with like 3 indentical messages. Sounds like a spammer/hacker.
Then I ask "Are you spamming me?" She says, "No, I sent it to the wrong number. I was looking for Kai".
I was like Oh, OK.
Now were having a random conversation as I'm typing this! If she called and not texted, we wouldn't even be talking right now! I love texting.
You guys ever got a random text from a girl/guy?
God Bless Accidents (or is it Fate?)  
~ TrueHerbCrystal ~
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TrueHerbCrystal
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 Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429818 - 06/08/10 01:35 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just got a text back, she's in Texas! Ha! The irony is too much...
I guess meeting her is way out of the question. Maybe it will turn to "sexting" and soiled sheets! Who knows...
Way too far away...
~ T.H.c. ~
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Tangerines
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 Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429819 - 06/08/10 01:49 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Soiled sheets? You shit the bed when you get off brah?
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TrueHerbCrystal
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 Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
#429820 - 06/08/10 01:50 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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No!
The good kind of soiled, like ya know, when you "pop it like its hot". Catch my river?
Ya Feel Me?
~ T.H.c. ~
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Tangerines
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429821 - 06/08/10 01:52 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Popping it means popping your hips I am pretty sure if I learned my ebonics good. So I ask again. When you pop it like its hot does a steamy pile run down the side of your leg onto your mattress?
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Tangerines
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] 1
#429822 - 06/08/10 01:53 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Or do you mean you cum on your sheets? If so, why not use a damn sock like a normal person? Or do you like sleeping in soiled sheets?
Not being a dick, I am just curious.
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Tangerines
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] 1
#429823 - 06/08/10 01:55 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Also, good luck. If you get naked pictures then be sure to post them or it never happened. Nighty Night.
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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
#429824 - 06/08/10 01:57 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sock?
Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!
Gotta be Silky-Soft. 
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429825 - 06/08/10 01:57 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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TrueHerbCrystal said:
Catch my river drift?
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429826 - 06/08/10 02:00 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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TrueHerbCrystal said:
Sock?
Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!
Gotta be Silky-Soft.
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~
You going to county or prison?
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Only in America!
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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429827 - 06/08/10 02:01 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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See, now you're gettin' it!
You're smarter than 2 peas in a haystack!
Good Work, King! 
"King Shit" - Luda
~ T.H.c. ~
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429828 - 06/08/10 02:03 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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This isn't a bachelor party, son. This is serious business...
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Only in America!
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TrueHerbCrystal
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 Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429830 - 06/08/10 02:27 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, you're right.
Pimpin' ain't easy....and it shouldn't be taken lightly playah...
Keep that Pimp Hand Strong Don King!
"Smack!" - Don's Right Hand
~ TrueHandClappin' ~
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429832 - 06/08/10 02:33 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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~`~
++__++
!!!_!!!
pIMPImpin is eZ.
_@#$@#$@#$
www.PMPNZHOEZ.XXX
!Don King!
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Only in America!
Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:29 AM)
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TrueHerbCrystal
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 Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429833 - 06/08/10 02:38 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes, that's the shit dude!
Lovin' you're style....
I think that deserves some Leafy greens.
Green for the Budz, Gold for da Babes  
~ TruHerCryst-taL ~
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429834 - 06/08/10 02:41 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:35 AM)
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TrueHerbCrystal
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 Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429835 - 06/08/10 03:01 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sad news...
Its been about an hour now, and no text message return.
So I sent my "last" message, saying good bye to a babe I'll never get to meet, and will likely never hear from again.
Good-bye Lexei!
You will be missed. 
~ T.H.c. ~
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#429836 - 06/08/10 03:09 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I met a [Lexi] before... Nothing to forget in my book...
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Only in America!
Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:24 AM)
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m3kgt
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
#429837 - 06/08/10 03:46 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im in tx. just get me her # and i'll dshsb. 
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Don King
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Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: m3kgt]
#429840 - 06/08/10 04:00 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Only in America!
Edited by Don King (06/08/10 04:50 AM)
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