Home | Community | Message Board


Sporeworks
Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Growery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Feminized Cannabis Seeds, High THC Strains, USA West Coast Strains   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever!
    #429816 - 06/08/10 10:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

So, just 5 minutes ago, I was chilling on the Growery, reading random posts, when I hear my phone go off. I figure it was one of my fat female friends (who sadly I don't wanna slam) texting me.

I look at the number, its some (916) number, haven't looked it up, Canada maybe?

Anywho, the first words this person said were "hey sexi". Were off to a good start.

I respond back "Who's this?" I figure it was one of the those late-night TV commercials for lonely girls and such, so she responds back with like 3 indentical messages. Sounds like a spammer/hacker.

Then I ask "Are you spamming me?" She says, "No, I sent it to the wrong number. I was looking for Kai".

I was like Oh, OK.

Now were having a random conversation as I'm typing this! If she called and not texted, we wouldn't even be talking right now! I love texting.

You guys ever got a random text from a girl/guy?

God Bless Accidents (or is it Fate?) :awesome: :strokebeard:
~ TrueHerbCrystal ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429818 - 06/08/10 10:35 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just got a text back, she's in Texas! Ha! The irony is too much...

I guess meeting her is way out of the question. Maybe it will turn to "sexting" and soiled sheets! Who knows...

Way too far away...
~ T.H.c. ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429819 - 06/08/10 10:49 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Soiled sheets?  You shit the bed when you get off brah?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #429820 - 06/08/10 10:50 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

No!

The good kind of soiled, like ya know, when you "pop it like its hot". Catch my river?

Ya Feel Me?
~ T.H.c. ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429821 - 06/08/10 10:52 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Popping it means popping your hips I am pretty sure if I learned my ebonics good.  So I ask again.  When you pop it like its hot does a steamy pile run down the side of your leg onto your mattress?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] * 1
    #429822 - 06/08/10 10:53 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Or do you mean you cum on your sheets? If so, why not use a damn sock like a normal person?  Or do you like sleeping in soiled sheets?

Not being a dick, I am just curious.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] * 1
    #429823 - 06/08/10 10:55 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Also, good luck.  If you get naked pictures then be sure to post them or it never happened. Nighty Night.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #429824 - 06/08/10 10:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft. :yesnod:
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429825 - 06/08/10 10:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Catch my river drift?


--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429826 - 06/08/10 11:00 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TrueHerbCrystal said:
Sock?

Nah, thats old school. Since I sleep on a queen size, when I'm lazy, I splooge on one side of the bed, roll over, then go to sleep. If I have the energy, I grab a clean, white soft-white T-Shirt, and take it to the House!

Gotta be Silky-Soft. :yesnod:
~ TenderHandsCongregate ~




You going to county or prison?


--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429827 - 06/08/10 11:01 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

See, now you're gettin' it!

You're smarter than 2 peas in a haystack!

Good Work, King! :bobmarley:

"King Shit" - Luda
~ T.H.c. ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429828 - 06/08/10 11:03 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

This isn't a bachelor party, son.  This is serious business...


--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429830 - 06/08/10 11:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, you're right.

Pimpin' ain't easy....and it shouldn't be taken lightly playah...

Keep that Pimp Hand Strong Don King!

"Smack!" - Don's Right Hand
~ TrueHandClappin' ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429832 - 06/08/10 11:33 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

~`~
++__++
!!!_!!!

pIMPImpin is eZ. 


_@#$@#$@#$
www.PMPNZHOEZ.XXX

!Don King!



--------------------
Only in America!


Edited by Don King (06/08/10 01:29 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429833 - 06/08/10 11:38 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, that's the shit dude!

Lovin' you're style....

I think that deserves some Leafy greens.

Green for the Budz, Gold for da Babes :leaf::pimp:
~ TruHerCryst-taL ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429834 - 06/08/10 11:41 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)



Edited by Don King (06/08/10 01:35 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429835 - 06/08/10 12:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Sad news...:sad:

Its been about an hour now, and no text message return.

So I sent my "last" message, saying good bye to a babe I'll never get to meet, and will likely never hear from again.

Good-bye Lexei!

You will be missed. :frown:
~ T.H.c. ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429836 - 06/08/10 12:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I met a [Lexi] before... Nothing to forget in my book...


--------------------
Only in America!


Edited by Don King (06/08/10 01:24 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinem3kgt
User
 User Gallery


Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 1,011
Loc: G-Spot TX
Last seen: 5 years, 3 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429837 - 06/08/10 12:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Im in tx. just get me her # and i'll dshsb. :crazybeard:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: m3kgt]
    #429840 - 06/08/10 01:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)





--------------------
Only in America!


Edited by Don King (06/08/10 01:50 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429841 - 06/08/10 01:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429842 - 06/08/10 01:05 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429843 - 06/08/10 01:11 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429844 - 06/08/10 01:15 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDon King
Keep it in the Ring

Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 761
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Don King]
    #429846 - 06/08/10 01:19 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



--------------------
Only in America!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTangerines
Grease Wizard
Male


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
    #429866 - 06/08/10 07:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip?  You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineShroomieGirl
Fear and Loathing
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 595
Loc: TX
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #429994 - 06/09/10 01:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yummy :crazy2:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #430026 - 06/09/10 05:23 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Eehhh! Thats frickin' nasty! I don't even wanna know what you say in the Dome. Dude....

I'm all for recycling....but thats taking it waaaaay too far. :eek:

Heh...why is it called a California potato chip? I'm guessing there's a deep hate for Cali people over in the other states?

"California Unlove"?
~ T.H.c. ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: Tangerines]
    #430053 - 06/09/10 06:34 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip?  You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?




:lol:

You've never done that THC??  Cali tater chips are the shit :yesnod:


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/20/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa Flag
Last seen: 5 years, 7 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #430385 - 06/09/10 10:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:

Tangerines said:
Did you at least give yourself a California potato chip?  You know where you beat off and cum on your stomach and let it harden and then peel it off and eat it?




:lol:

You've never done that THC??  Cali tater chips are the shit :yesnod:



He'll try it in jail.
Just kidding THC!
YOU ROCK!


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRasJeph
Psycho Pete
Male


Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,653
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: TrueHerbCrystal] * 1
    #430462 - 06/10/10 03:06 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My friend Bill got one that said "hey", so he said "hi". They replied "r u mad at me?". He said "no baby" lmfao. They didn't text back.


--------------------
Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrueHerbCrystal
Uncertified Oregrowian
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/07/09
Posts: 1,352
Loc: Emerald City Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 2 days
Re: Wrong Text Number: The Coolest Sh*t Ever! [Re: RasJeph]
    #430645 - 06/10/10 12:20 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Dude, that's awesome!

If I could go back in time, when she first texted me "hey sexi" I would of say "How you doing babe? You ready to get your finger on?" That would have been WAY better! She might have even masterbated!

Who knows,

Any other random text stories?

~ Text.Happy.Confusion ~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Feminized Cannabis Seeds, High THC Strains, USA West Coast Strains   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* California to Legalize Weed for Everyone
( 1 2 all )
Salmonged 5,883 21 07/03/08 06:17 PM
by Cheeseball
* The glut of weed and the collapse of prices in California
( 1 2 all )
Mr. Hands 9,797 33 06/09/10 07:24 AM
by SmOakland
* Greater Mole Rat - Coolest animal ever
( 1 2 all )
beatyou 7,222 34 06/20/08 08:08 AM
by beatyou
* coolest.shit.ever. elcharrosays 1,783 18 05/04/10 08:02 PM
by Hydro
* one of the coolest pictures ive ever seen...... Tripp420 1,630 9 03/14/09 09:30 AM
by Harry_Ba11sach
* Southern California
( 1 2 3 all )
andyistic 10,829 48 05/18/08 05:18 AM
by leftysurprise
* california roll call
( 1 2 3 all )
bmiles 11,970 42 04/26/13 09:59 AM
by aashte
* Federal Court Rules U.S. Govt May NOT Deliberately Subvert California’s Medical Marijuana Laws
( 1 2 all )
coAsTal 11,942 27 08/23/08 07:38 PM
by coAsTal

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: FurrowedBrow, Harry_Ba11sach, Magash, Data, Stoneth, Dr. Siekadellyk
6,024 topic views. 1 members, 41 guests and 71 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:
Everything Mushrooms
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2022 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.036 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 15 queries.