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Offlineelcharrosays
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It's story time brosephs * 2
    #396902 - 04/06/10 10:35 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

So this one time right..

I was standing about 3 feet away this tree right. And there was this black dude named Sergio telling me about his new job at Burger King right. And there was this other black dude named Skinny standing about 5 feet away from me right. And then all of a sudden there's a flash of white light, a huge roar, and the next thing I know everyone is gone and I'm stumbling around on the sidewalk regaining consciousness. My toe was numb, my tongue was tingling, and there was a buzzing sensation in the back of my head which persisted for the rest of the day. Neighborly Nick runs out screaming with his Louisiana accent "WUT THA FUCK WUZ THAYAT"?!!






















I got knocked the fuck out by a bolt of lightning which hit the tree I was standing next to.

Sergio flew back through his doorway and flipped over his couch. Skinny ran away and hid somewhere for half an hour. I come to wobbling around with my arms in the air feeling kinda energized :kingtard:


Good times.





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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: elcharrosays]
    #396909 - 04/06/10 10:46 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Holy fuck man lol.

I saw a spider in my hot water service tank thingamajig so I grab a can of spray and sprayed him till the can was nearly out, I wake up soon after.... it seems the fly spray was flammable and because its a gas water heater once it filled with my spray it blew I had sore balls and a bruised gut for ages :smile:


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: juke adro]
    #396913 - 04/06/10 10:54 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2: so wait your hot water tank exploded on you? Man, I've heard of people getting killed or maimed for life like that. No burns or nothing just got blasted in the gut/groin?


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: elcharrosays]
    #396919 - 04/06/10 11:04 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man just balls and gut, the blast blew me a few meters into the fence the little panel at the front where you can turn up the heat and shit well thats the bit that hit me, it tore a few bricks out too LOL

I don't even go near them anymore even if its just a pilot light went out, I wont no way.. thats the missus job.


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: elcharrosays]
    #396942 - 04/06/10 11:32 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Dude that is crazy.  You know how they say you have a better chance to get struck by lightning than win the state lottery? Only if you played the lottery... 

I don't have any crazy stories like that one just some gory ones. Maybe some crazy ones but I can't remember right now.


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: Tangerines]
    #396969 - 04/06/10 12:23 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

elcharrosays said:
I got knocked the fuck out by a bolt of lightning which hit the tree I was standing next to.





Quote:

Tangerines said:
You know how they say you have a better chance to get struck by lightning than win the state lottery?




Go buy a lotto ticket NOW!


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: elcharrosays]
    #396971 - 04/06/10 12:24 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I got a colonoscopy and endoscopy :shrug:

they injected me with some tranquilizer and I was out in a second


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: FRACTALife]
    #397025 - 04/06/10 02:08 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I dunno if this fit, but.......

It was fall time and the salmon were running hard this time of year. I had went fishing and snagged me about 10 of them and brought them home to be smoked. I love smoked salmon! So anyways, i have gotten the salmon prepped and ready to be smoked. Now i need to go light a fire and get the smoker going. It is a windy fall afternoon and after several failed attempts with news paper and kindling, i start looking for some kerosene or lighter fluid. Well i searched and alls i found was a can with what smelled almost like gas but not quite. Not wanting to use this gas, i continued to look for something a little less explosive.

Nothing.......

So i decide what the hell, use the damn gas already! So i go and dribble just a bit onto the stack of wood and kindling. Move back and make me a small torch with a stick and cloth dipped in this gas and light the bitch up. 1.....2......3......go!  Stick the torch into the bottom of the smoker and *POOOOOF*!!!!!

Seems that the gas was white gas, very flammable and explosive. On top of that, the wind obvioulsy swirled up the gas vapors and soon as i stuck that torch near the door it went off like dynomite! At the time it went off i was bent over sticking the torch up in the smoker. Well, all the flames and heat blew out the door like a jet engine, singeing all the hair off my face, knuckle of my hands and my arms. Also i had a bunch of curled up ends on the hair on my head.

I ended up with minorish burns up my arm, my hand and forehead/nose from this little adventure!  Lesson here, don't use gas in an inclosed area, to light a fire! :shrug:

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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: SpaceMonkey]
    #397040 - 04/06/10 02:32 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I have a similar story to this. One of my friends 21 b-day, a huge house party. We are all grilling out on this small deck off the house. After a couple hours and the coals were barely going and everyone is pretty much peeled, someone decides to pour white gas on these coals. Me being in my drunken stuper decides to take a lighter to this gas because it didn't blow up right away. BAD IDEA!!! all the hair on my face arms and hair were also burned. When it was ignited it seemed as if there was a mini explosion and there were flames all around me, so don't light white gas that's poured over coals never a good time.


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: elcharrosays]
    #408544 - 04/28/10 11:55 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:eek:Wow.


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #408562 - 04/29/10 12:27 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

oh dude, you missed out on that one.  Sometimes its nice to go diving into the depths of forum topics.


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Re: It's story time brosephs [Re: elcharrosays]
    #408564 - 04/29/10 12:28 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Are you for real?!

That's insane! You got hit by a bolt of lighting?! Whaaaa!

Are you OK elcharrosays?

The photos look frickin' gnarly!

Good thing it wasn't Strike Out.

Nobody wants Strike Out. :eek:
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