Homosapian said:

do you have shit like this ?

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not every day but yes.

i smoke weed.

can't be sellin' in these parts.

MFDoom666 said:

don't ask around for drugs and you'll eventually just come across them.

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MFDoom666 said:

there's shrooms and lsd everywhere you go man.

please don't ask me what i think you're going to.

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MFDoom666 said:

holy shit bro.

i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.

him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.

she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.

she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.

after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.

he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.

after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.

right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.

she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.

she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.

my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.

he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.

in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.

crazy huh.

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SmOakland said:

Nice!  So she's available now you shoule try to hit it MFD.

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tsollost said:

so it's already gone to trial and everything?
what was the outcome?

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Homosapian said:

do not know... do not care... i want to bone the female.

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Which one? The hot one or the ugly one? 

edit: and MFDoom, holy shit man. Thats some fucked up shit right there.

Thank god they put that bitch where she belongs. Perhaps in jail she'll have an opportunity to meet the REAL crazy bitches. That oughta teach her a lesson she's not soon to forget..

SmOakland said:

MFDoom666 said:

holy shit bro.

i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.

him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.

she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.

she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.

after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.

he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.

after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.

right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.

she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.

she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.

my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.

he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.

in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.

crazy huh.

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Nice!  So she's available now?  You should try to hit it MFD.

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I like the optimism!   

sucks about your old friends though mfd.  also when I think of something that's captioned "Only in Texas" I certainly wouldn't think of that kind of behavior!  in fact, that's pretty much the opposite impression i get from texas. 

Inverted said:

MFDoom666 said:

don't ask around for drugs and you'll eventually just come across them.

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That's the problem with prohibition.  No one is willing to be very open about having or needing to acquire a substance so it makes the underground trade quite difficult.

You can't just set up a little fruit stand style shop on the corner with a bunch of different clones, full grown plants, and colas hanging like chickens.  That'd be the day.  You just have to establish yourself where ever you have landed and start meeting people, go to parties, etc...

If you are really good you can pick out the people who would be of some help just by looking at them.  Every single time I have gone on vacation I have found what I was looking for within 1 hour.  Be subtle at first to break the ice, then just come out with it.  If its not promising move on...  Just don't draw attention to yourself like a crackhead begging for change.

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I listen to a lot of terence mckenna talks.  He often says that, "Whatever it is that you need, someone here has!" because the people that would listen to him were all in the psychedelic community.  and you know the psychonauts are very resourceful people. 

NobodyImportant said:

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MFDoom666 said:

holy shit bro.

i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.

him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.

she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.

she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.

after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.

he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.

after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.

right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.

she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.

she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.

my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.

he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.

in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.

crazy huh.

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MFDoom666 said:

all my ex's live in texas.

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Inverted said:

I seem to have a thing for the crazy ones....

Almost every girl I've been in a relationship was like batshit crazy, but seem to be the best lovers

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crazy bitches are good in bed, but i like the innocent ones who are secretly badass as hell in bed. just gotta pull it outta them they aren't as good initially but holy shit is it worth the wait