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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347116 - 01/13/10 04:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Never seen that version of the chicken dance.


                                              :rofl:


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: only in texas [Re: KaptKid]
    #347118 - 01/13/10 04:26 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

gotta admit, it's pretty ballsy to dress like that.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347191 - 01/13/10 07:18 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

kind of cocky if you ask me




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Re: only in texas [Re: elcharrosays]
    #347207 - 01/13/10 07:35 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347215 - 01/13/10 07:43 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiam:


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: only in texas [Re: elcharrosays]
    #347247 - 01/13/10 08:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

holy shit bro.

i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.

him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.

she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.

she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.

after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.

he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.

after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.

right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.

she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.

she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.

my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.

he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.

in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.

crazy huh.

:albundy:


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Invisibletsollost
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347248 - 01/13/10 08:16 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Honky grandma be trippin :shrug:


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Invisibleurk
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347249 - 01/13/10 08:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

um holy fuck dude

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Re: only in texas [Re: urk]
    #347250 - 01/13/10 08:18 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

you're tellin' me.

i just found out.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347252 - 01/13/10 08:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Get yer gun

It's dirt nap time


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Invisibletsollost
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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347254 - 01/13/10 08:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

so it's already gone to trial and everything?
what was the outcome?


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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347255 - 01/13/10 08:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

MFDoom666 said:
holy shit bro.

i just got a call from my friend telling me what happened to my friend recently.

him and his girlfriend who i was working with right before they moved got into an argument and she decided that she wanted to come back to texas.

she calls her parents and get them to wire her some money for a plane ticket and whatever else, i dunno.

she spent the money on cocaine and rum and soon participated in real heavy drug use.

after she was nice and fucked, she hit my friend over the head with a lamp giving him a concussion.

he woke up and called his dad for help because he thought he was still in texas.

after the third call, his dad told him to lock himself in the bathroom and not touch her for obvious legal reasons.

right after he got into the bathroom he blacked out from the head injury.

she came back into the apartment, which is on the second story btw, and pushed the bed against the bathroom door.

she grabbed the bottle of rum, poured it on the bed, lit it on fucking fire and walked outside to calmly smoke a cigarette while the apartment burned.

my friend woke up only because his feet were starting to burn.

he punched out the glass in the tiny little window and cut himself trying to squeeze through right before he dropped two stories to the ground.

in court that bitch just sat there looking at her feet like nothing happened while my friend sat there shaking.

crazy huh.

:albundy:




Nice!  So she's available now?  You should try to hit it MFD.

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Invisibleurk
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Re: only in texas [Re: SmOakland]
    #347256 - 01/13/10 08:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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SmOakland said:

Nice!  So she's available now you shoule try to hit it MFD.



:rofl:

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Re: only in texas [Re: tsollost]
    #347261 - 01/13/10 08:25 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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tsollost said:
so it's already gone to trial and everything?
what was the outcome?




four counts of attempted murder due to the three children that had to be evacuated from next door.

i hope she rots in prison.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347265 - 01/13/10 08:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

that's fucked bro, glad your boy is alright
he getting any sort of settlement from her crazy ass or her family?


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Re: only in texas [Re: tsollost]
    #347266 - 01/13/10 08:31 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i haven't talked to him about details yet.

the trial isn't nearly over, the only thing that's happened is the pre trial hearing.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: only in texas [Re: MFDoom666]
    #347267 - 01/13/10 08:31 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

WTF?

fuck that bitch.

my dad told me of a story once where he was taking a nap on the couch and he woke up soaked in kerosene and my crazy ass mom was striking a match. said it's the only time he's ever hit a female in his life. i can't really blame him though.


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Re: only in texas [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #347271 - 01/13/10 08:34 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I would kill a bitch


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Re: only in texas [Re: Inverted]
    #347274 - 01/13/10 08:37 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

yeah i don't know if i could contain myself with some shit like that goin on.  i was a baby so i don't remember it. might have been before i was born actually, i dunno. but yeah, i woulda fuckin lost it:mad2:

not sure if my dad was bangin another chick or not, but i DO know my mom is fucking crazy, i'm sure there is more to the story though, regardless of what it is. but still no reason for that shit.


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Re: only in texas [Re: Homosapian]
    #365425 - 02/16/10 06:39 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Homosapian said:
do not know... do not care... i want to bone the female.




Which one? The hot one or the ugly one?  :borfase:

edit: and MFDoom, holy shit man. Thats some fucked up shit right there.

Thank god they put that bitch where she belongs. Perhaps in jail she'll have an opportunity to meet the REAL crazy bitches. That oughta teach her a lesson she's not soon to forget.. :murder:

Edited by Moose-dub (02/16/10 06:46 PM)

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