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Magash
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Got my friend pissed at me
#337769 - 12/29/09 09:01 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now we have this friend that blows glass pipes bongs bubblers and crap. Now before he takes his bongs and glass goods to the clubs to sell he puts them in this big case to keep em safe. Well we went to his house to talk some business and I see the case in his garage. Well Mini-Maggie has these little stickers that say Made in China a full roll of em. So I find out the bong maker is going out with some friends of ours so I head over to his garage break out his case and slap a Made in China sticker on each of the bongs.
Now this is where things go perfectly, he didn't find them. The club buyer did. Yep, he's pissed.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#337772 - 12/29/09 09:19 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hahaha, thats classic.
Wish I saw the look on his face when the buyer asked him about them.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#337775 - 12/29/09 09:39 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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That is F*&^%( Hilarious! I did something similar... didn't go to plan either.
I was in a fight with my older and psychotic sister. She stole my phone... so I decided that a good way to smoke her out was to write a fake ransom note out of magazine letters. I went into her room and took her dvd case and left the note, asking for my phone back.
Well... she came home and flipped, never seen her so mad. She went and took out the phone she said she didn't steal and chucked it into the pool, right in front of my face.
What a waste of a perfectly good ransom note and phone....
Everyone else was laughing hardcore, though. Thought it was the funniest spectacle in a long time.
Oh boy, I miss the days when goofy pranks were a part of my repertoire, like tea-time for the brits.
Well, I hope your friend has a good sense of humor, from the sound of it, he is still coping at the moment. Light up a jay and soothe his mind. Crap, maybe even go so far as to buy a piece out of good faith.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#337776 - 12/29/09 09:40 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's fuckin hilarious dude.
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Quote:
Magash said: Now we have this friend that blows glass pipes bongs bubblers and crap. Now before he takes his bongs and glass goods to the clubs to sell he puts them in this big case to keep em safe. Well we went to his house to talk some business and I see the case in his garage. Well Mini-Maggie has these little stickers that say Made in China a full roll of em. So I find out the bong maker is going out with some friends of ours so I head over to his garage break out his case and slap a Made in China sticker on each of the bongs.
Now this is where things go perfectly, he didn't find them. The club buyer did. Yep, he's pissed.
so you just screwed your friend out of a deal? thats not cool man.
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no that's beyond cool.
i'd call it epic.
dude's probably a dick anyway.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: MFDoom666]
#337790 - 12/29/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#337794 - 12/29/09 10:58 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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April fools is not for a couple months, oh I see your probably warming up.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: blueberry D]
#337799 - 12/29/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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it's always april fools.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: MFDoom666]
#337827 - 12/29/09 12:53 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah no shit... I fuck with my girl so bad sometimes then she breaks down crying. Kinda mean but she does the same shit to me!
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Inverted]
#337830 - 12/29/09 12:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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she fucks with you when you break down and cry?
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: King Koopa]
#337832 - 12/29/09 01:10 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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King Koopa said: she fucks with you when you break down and cry?
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Cannaboid]
#337836 - 12/29/09 01:18 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah... she will like lie and say she wasn't able to get a sack of nugs or whatever and then when she get's to my house she'll just bust it out like it's nothing. I'm like don't you realize you made me super pissed off for a couple hours for no reason?
I do the same with her. Except she's more emotional and will actually cry.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Inverted]
#337837 - 12/29/09 01:20 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus, you guys get upset very easily then. If someone says they dont have bud I'll just say "thats lame" and pretty much end it at that.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Cannaboid]
#337838 - 12/29/09 01:22 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nevermind you are missing the point...
It's the fact that she has the weed and with holds it from me for hours just to fuck with me, when she's been stoned the whole time, then she'll be like alright yeah I have weed lets get high and i'm like fuck you, I wanted to smoke 2 or 3 hours ago.
It's not that complicated lol
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Inverted]
#337848 - 12/29/09 02:05 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Screwing over friends
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Shr0000ooooms]
#338059 - 12/29/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I laughed when i read it. Wouldn't do something like that myself. You had to break into his place to do that?
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#338060 - 12/29/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL OP
funny shit
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Cannaboid]
#338082 - 12/29/09 09:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cannaboid said:
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King Koopa said: she fucks with you when you break down and cry?
Exactly what I was thinking.
hahah yes.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
#338085 - 12/29/09 10:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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That picture is ridiculous
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Inverted]
#338180 - 12/30/09 10:18 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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true dat.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338494 - 01/01/10 01:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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it's kinda funny but at the same time kinda fucked up cause you're interfering with his livelihood, like say you had a bunch of shit ready to bring to a client inside a duffel bag and he switched with a bunch of mexi-weed as a joke.
I'm all for fucking with peoples shit, but generally their livelihood is something not to fuck with.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Doitagain]
#338503 - 01/01/10 02:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man you kids and the way you add shit to the story. Nobody ever said it was his livelihood. He's a grower and quiet a bit larger then myself and I'm doing ok considering I just gave the wife and kids cars for X-Mas.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338506 - 01/01/10 02:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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any chance you're looking to adopt?
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Magash
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The way Mini-Maggie is working my nerves lately I may be ready to trade her is soon.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338512 - 01/01/10 02:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would trade daughters with you but I think it would be the same problems in a different package.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: KaptKid]
#338516 - 01/01/10 02:44 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know, you mad at your kid cause she is blowing off garden work? We get mad for weird reasons here in Mendo.
but I get what your saying.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338563 - 01/01/10 04:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Magash said: Man you kids and the way you add shit to the story. Nobody ever said it was his livelihood. He's a grower and quiet a bit larger then myself and I'm doing ok considering I just gave the wife and kids cars for X-Mas.
well thats a bit different, but i hardly added shit to the story. You said he blew glass and sold his creations. Thats a way of making a living, and it may not be his primary source of income but its still a business.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338564 - 01/01/10 04:52 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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i wish my parents yelled at me for not helping out with the grow.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338745 - 01/02/10 07:02 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ha!
That's fucking hilarious. Good god...... the look on that guys face when he saw those stickers must have been priceless. Too bad you weren't there to snap a photo.
You are getting ur balls busted on this thread eh? Some people take life waaaaaaaaaay to seriously.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338747 - 01/02/10 07:43 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Magash said: The way Mini-Maggie is working my nerves lately I may be ready to trade her is soon.
Where do I submit my application?
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what's she doing?
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SmOakland
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I bet Magash gets so pissed at her if she does one little thing wrong on the plants.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: SmOakland]
#338808 - 01/02/10 12:13 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's why he uses the phone book punch technique when he beats her. It doesn't leave bruises.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
#338812 - 01/02/10 12:16 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Triptonic said: That's why he uses the phone book punch technique when he beats her. It doesn't leave bruises.
This tek sucks cuz you have to use 2 hands for 1 punch.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: SmOakland]
#338821 - 01/02/10 12:22 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is true. But sometimes you have to sacrafice in order to succeed.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
#338825 - 01/02/10 12:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
#338828 - 01/02/10 12:39 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Triptonic said: This is true. But sometimes you have to sacrafice in order to succeed.
And maybe he threatens to hit her more if she doesn't hold the phone book for him.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: SmOakland]
#338834 - 01/02/10 12:43 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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ha ha yes, and then if she does get bruises its "I fell down" to the doctor.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#338846 - 01/02/10 12:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Please move this thread to the dome so I can comment freely on that public service billboard featuring the Africans.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: SmOakland]
#338854 - 01/02/10 01:02 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Magash
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: SmOakland]
#338869 - 01/02/10 01:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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SmOakland said: I bet Magash gets so pissed at her if she does one little thing wrong on the plants.
You bet your ass I do. She fucks up now after the years I spent teaching her it's just plain laziness.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Magash]
#338997 - 01/02/10 06:38 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would be so willing to relocate, if you need more help.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Stoneth]
#338999 - 01/02/10 06:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd be willing to relocate and laugh at you two old people. Then smoke all your weed. Then laugh some more. Then cry myself to sleep.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
#339003 - 01/02/10 06:41 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Then get pranked by mag while ur asleep.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#339004 - 01/02/10 06:43 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol yeah and you can bet it would be a prank where I think I'm going to jail or I'm going to die. That or they would be pissed enough to put me in jail, or kill me.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#339041 - 01/02/10 07:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said: Then get pranked by mag while ur asleep.
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lol sick, I dont need old man balls in my mouth at any point in my life.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: Triptonic]
#339050 - 01/02/10 07:09 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude i would beat the fuck out of anyone if they ever did that to me. best friend, dad, don't fuckin care.
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Re: Got my friend pissed at me [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#339370 - 01/03/10 10:48 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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LMAO! Where is that picture from? please tell me it is real and that this is someone's idea of an anti-domestic violence campaign.
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