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Reasons i love my girl
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She does all my laundry
She can cook and bake llke martha stewart
she's amazing in bed

and....

She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!

And now, off to the bong!


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32473 -

my girl does my laundry
and dishes
and sux my dick everyday
and buys me alcohol since shes 21 and im not :grin:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
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coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!



Sounds like a keeper.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
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io love my girl to do man., i cant wait to move home and be with ehr agaign.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
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sounds like coda and coaster got it made :hamsterdance:

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
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Sativus said:
coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!



Sounds like a keeper.



werd.


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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: neepling]
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Before you tie the knot, I have one question.

Anal?


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"both the wolf and lion crave the same thing in the end, The lion's outside of your door the wolf's your bed"

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: JoppA]
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:ass:    haha

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
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my gf let me do anal
but i didnt even like it that much
too much friction


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
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Why would you even want to try it?


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Bastard greedy for salvia, want me to cheat, take advantage of a friend shroomerite G!

Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."

OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
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cuz she did it with her old bf and i was jealous


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
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So let the old boyfriend do it to you.
Then you two will be even. :awesome:

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
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lol
and she had a 3some
so its only fair that i get 1
the problem is finding a girl like that


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
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when you said I love my girl I thought you were talking about some coke.


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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
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only a cokehead would think that


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
only a cokehead would think that



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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ltd]
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Lieutenant_Dan said:
Coaster said:
Only a pepsihead would think that.






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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
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despite the fact I'm not, so no.


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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"

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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
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then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl



It depends on where you live not everything is called the same slangs every where you go.


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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"

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