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 coda
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 Reasons i love my girl 
#32470 - 05/17/08 05:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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She does all my laundry
She can cook and bake llke martha stewart
she's amazing in bed
and....
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!
And now, off to the bong!
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 Coaster
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
#32473 - 05/17/08 05:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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my girl does my laundry
and dishes
and sux my dick everyday
and buys me alcohol since shes 21 and im not 
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Sativus
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
#32474 - 05/17/08 05:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!
Sounds like a keeper.
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still beLIEve
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
#32476 - 05/17/08 05:15 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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io love my girl to do man., i cant wait to move home and be with ehr agaign.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
#32477 - 05/17/08 05:15 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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sounds like coda and coaster got it made 
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neepling
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
#32584 - 05/17/08 06:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sativus said:
Quote:
coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!
Sounds like a keeper.
werd.
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JoppA
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: neepling]
#32586 - 05/17/08 06:39 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Before you tie the knot, I have one question.
Anal?
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: JoppA]
#32588 - 05/17/08 06:48 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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 haha
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Coaster
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my gf let me do anal
but i didnt even like it that much
too much friction
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andyistic
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32593 - 05/17/08 06:56 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why would you even want to try it?
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Coaster
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
#32594 - 05/17/08 06:57 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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cuz she did it with her old bf and i was jealous
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andyistic
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32595 - 05/17/08 06:58 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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So let the old boyfriend do it to you.
Then you two will be even. 
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Coaster
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
#32596 - 05/17/08 06:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol
and she had a 3some
so its only fair that i get 1
the problem is finding a girl like that
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
#32597 - 05/17/08 06:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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when you said I love my girl I thought you were talking about some coke.
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Coaster
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only a cokehead would think that
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ltd
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32599 - 05/17/08 07:00 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
only a cokehead would think that
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andyistic
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ltd]
#32600 - 05/17/08 07:01 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lieutenant_Dan said:
Quote:
Coaster said:
Only a pepsihead would think that.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32601 - 05/17/08 07:01 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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despite the fact I'm not, so no.
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Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Coaster
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then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32603 - 05/17/08 07:03 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl
It depends on where you live not everything is called the same slangs every where you go.
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Coaster
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slang is universal!
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highasfuck
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32642 - 05/17/08 08:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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 Quote:
Coaster said:
lol
and she had a 3some
so its only fair that i get 1
the problem is finding a girl like that
Well ill let you borrow my girl. If i can borrow yours?
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Coaster
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: highasfuck]
#32643 - 05/17/08 08:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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iono show me a pic
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ThreeLittleBirds
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
#32816 - 05/17/08 10:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
slang is universal!
no it's not, not for all drugs. weed yeah.
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"Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true........"
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
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insert sarcasm
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automan
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
#33018 - 05/18/08 07:56 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
She does all my laundry
She can cook and bake llke martha stewart
she's amazing in bed
and....
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!
those are the reasons i love your girl, too
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coda
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: automan]
#33081 - 05/18/08 12:58 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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*insert witty comeback involving your wife* 
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still beLIEve
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my girl tripeed shrooms with me my first time. and she alsy wants to try acid and MDMA. i cant wait.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: still beLIEve]
#33103 - 05/18/08 01:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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ps, i really do love her so much too^^
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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aDoS
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: still beLIEve]
#33104 - 05/18/08 01:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish I had a girl friend. I have terrible social anxiety so I don't have the balls to meet new girls or even make new friends.
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 GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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still beLIEve
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: aDoS]
#33105 - 05/18/08 01:34 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck that. you can do and dont tell youtself you dant
and not just because im a barred out junkie. but take half a bar, forget abouyt everything bad or anything your nrevous about. and just be yourtsefl.
self confidene isthe key man.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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aDoS
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: still beLIEve]
#33107 - 05/18/08 01:41 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I use to get opiated and talk to girls, it was great. I use to do that with adderall too. I really don't like being so dependent on drugs to do that kind of stuff, its shitty.
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: aDoS]
#33110 - 05/18/08 01:49 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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well then throw all your worries decided and do what the fuck you want to
dont think about what might happen if you say smething stupid. just fucking do it
have some stories for your kids
your gonna look back in 20 years and call yourself sucha bitch for not doing those things.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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