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Invisiblecoda


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Reasons i love my girl
    #32470 - 05/17/08 07:12 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

She does all my laundry
She can cook and bake llke martha stewart
she's amazing in bed

and....

She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!

And now, off to the bong!


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32473 - 05/17/08 07:13 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

my girl does my laundry
and dishes
and sux my dick everyday
and buys me alcohol since shes 21 and im not :grin:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32474 - 05/17/08 07:14 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!




Sounds like a keeper.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32476 - 05/17/08 07:15 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

io love my girl to do man., i cant wait to move home and be with ehr agaign.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
    #32477 - 05/17/08 07:15 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

sounds like coda and coaster got it made :hamsterdance:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Sativus]
    #32584 - 05/17/08 08:35 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Sativus said:
Quote:

coda said:
She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!




Sounds like a keeper.




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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: neepling]
    #32586 - 05/17/08 08:39 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Before you tie the knot, I have one question.

Anal?


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: JoppA]
    #32588 - 05/17/08 08:48 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

:ass:    haha


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #32590 - 05/17/08 08:54 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

my gf let me do anal
but i didnt even like it that much
too much friction


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32593 - 05/17/08 08:56 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Why would you even want to try it?


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
    #32594 - 05/17/08 08:57 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

cuz she did it with her old bf and i was jealous


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32595 - 05/17/08 08:58 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

So let the old boyfriend do it to you.
Then you two will be even. :awesome:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: andyistic]
    #32596 - 05/17/08 08:59 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

lol
and she had a 3some
so its only fair that i get 1
the problem is finding a girl like that


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #32597 - 05/17/08 08:59 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

when you said I love my girl I thought you were talking about some coke.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #32598 - 05/17/08 09:00 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

only a cokehead would think that


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32599 - 05/17/08 09:00 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
only a cokehead would think that




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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ltd]
    #32600 - 05/17/08 09:01 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Lieutenant_Dan said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
Only a pepsihead would think that.







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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32601 - 05/17/08 09:01 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

despite the fact I'm not, so no.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #32602 - 05/17/08 09:02 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32603 - 05/17/08 09:03 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
then ur jus weird then
who refers to coke as a girl




It depends on where you live not everything is called the same slangs every where you go.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #32637 - 05/17/08 10:02 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

slang is universal!
:saladbowl:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32642 - 05/17/08 10:06 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

:boobs:
Quote:

Coaster said:
lol
and she had a 3some
so its only fair that i get 1
the problem is finding a girl like that


Well ill let you borrow my girl. If i can borrow yours?


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: highasfuck]
    #32643 - 05/17/08 10:07 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

iono show me a pic


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: Coaster]
    #32816 - 05/18/08 12:18 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
slang is universal!
:saladbowl:




no it's not, not for all drugs. weed yeah.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #32857 - 05/18/08 01:13 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

insert sarcasm


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: coda]
    #33018 - 05/18/08 09:56 AM (14 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

coda said:
She does all my laundry
She can cook and bake llke martha stewart
she's amazing in bed

and....

She steals pot from my bags so that when i run out i'll have something to smoke!





those are the reasons i love your girl, too



:smirk:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: automan]
    #33081 - 05/18/08 02:58 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

*insert witty comeback involving your wife* :laugh:


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #33087 - 05/18/08 03:07 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

my girl tripeed shrooms with me my first time. and she alsy wants to try acid and MDMA. i cant wait.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: still beLIEve]
    #33103 - 05/18/08 03:31 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

ps, i really do love her so much too^^


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: still beLIEve]
    #33104 - 05/18/08 03:33 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

I wish I had a girl friend. I have terrible social anxiety so I don't have the balls to meet new girls or even make new friends.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: aDoS]
    #33105 - 05/18/08 03:34 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

fuck that. you can do and dont tell youtself you dant

and not just because im a barred out junkie. but take half a bar, forget abouyt everything bad or anything your nrevous about. and just be yourtsefl.

self confidene isthe key man.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: still beLIEve]
    #33107 - 05/18/08 03:41 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

I use to get opiated and talk to girls, it was great. I use to do that with adderall too. I really don't like being so dependent on drugs to do that kind of stuff, its shitty.


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Re: Reasons i love my girl [Re: aDoS]
    #33110 - 05/18/08 03:49 PM (14 years, 12 days ago)

well then throw all your worries decided and do what the fuck you want to

dont think about what might happen if you say smething stupid. just fucking do it

have some stories for your kids

your gonna look back in 20 years and call yourself sucha bitch for not doing those things.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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