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 heyAdroid
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 Bleach 
#98306 - 07/30/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just got out of rehab, my mom checked me in because she's one of those brainwashed parents who think cannabis is going to kill you and my mom is going to be testing me at random times
I want to continue smoking from time to time, not as often as i used to but every now and then but i don't want to get caught and not even be smoking a lot.
I've been reading here and there on how to come up negative in a test in case of an emergency and this is what i found, i would like to know what you guys think about it and what's your personal experience with it.
Where i live theres a chain of labs where my mom is probably going to take the sample to, i just need to find out how the tests work out there and all that stuff to make sure what to use.
8. DOPING SAMPLES
"Doping" samples consists of spiking the sample with different chemicals. Chemicals that defeat immunoglobulin/antigen binding will cause a false negative on the EMIT. Most of these additives only work on the standard EMIT screening, not on RIA or GC/MS tests. In many cases, passing the EMIT is good enough, because they will never do a RIA or GC/MS confirmation on a sample that showed negative. I should also add that you may be watched, so don't rely on this method. You should be able to find out ahead of time if you will be supervised. Some of the following additives alter the urine's pH, and most labs now test the pH to see if the sample has been adulterated. If you are subject to random tests, you may want to carry an additive in your wallet. Additives are illegal in the state of Texas, and commercial vendors will not ship their product to Texas addresses.
8.1 Effective additives: These additives are recommended.
8.1.1 Bleach (powdered): Chlorinated bleach will test negative, and it's the best household additive. In an emergency, Jeff Nightbyrd recommends adding unscented bleach crystals to a diluted sample. It's recommended to grind the powdered bleach to a finer grain. 1/4 teaspoon is recommended for a 60cc sample. For liquid bleach, add six to ten drops. Bleach will throw the pH outside the normal body range; so it may be apparent that the sample was tampered with. Some bleaches foam or leave residue, so experiment with different brands before selecting which to use.
Source:http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml
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Tangerines
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98307 - 07/30/08 07:49 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just quit dude. Or take up an opiate habit because that only will be in your system for a couple days.
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 bananatelephone
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98308 - 07/30/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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She made you go to rehab? For cannabis???
Hello and welcome since i haven't seen you around. 
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98309 - 07/30/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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My experience-
there's one really good way to pass a drug test. My advice, use that method until you move out.
Then blaze up. 
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98310 - 07/30/08 07:51 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh yea,  .
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andyistic
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98312 - 07/30/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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What a strange username.
Anyways, you sound under 18, and that's a violation for posting on this site.
If you are over 18, then move the fuck out of your parent's place, ASAP.
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98314 - 07/30/08 07:53 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Kill her and make it look like an accident. Then you can smoke all you want 
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usg543
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Quote:
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Oh yea, .
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98320 - 07/30/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had friends deal with that same kinda shit...fucking mormons.
Your best bet is to quit until you are out of the bitches house. 
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heyAdroid
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Re: Bleach [Re: usg543]
#98323 - 07/30/08 07:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i am over 18
And i'm not about to move out of the house just so i can smoke cannabis, that's just plain stupid, i plan on moving out after i finish with med school
but that's not the point of this thread
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Re: Bleach [Re: andyistic]
#98324 - 07/30/08 07:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
What a strange username.
Anyways, you sound under 18, and that's a violation for posting on this site.
If you are over 18, then move the fuck out of your parent's place, ASAP.
you sir, are fucking odd.
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heyAdroid
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Re: Bleach [Re: Dr_T]
#98327 - 07/30/08 08:00 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dr_T said:
My experience-
there's one really good way to pass a drug test. My advice, use that method until you move out.
Then blaze up.
i dont really understand what you're trying to say :/
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98331 - 07/30/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think he means you should quit till your out. Idk
Welcome brah.
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98332 - 07/30/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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he's saying to quit.
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Tangerines
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98334 - 07/30/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're going to fail out of med school.
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highasfuck
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yea dude i wouldnt fuck med school up over a lil weed.
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98337 - 07/30/08 08:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've never heard of bleach working, the only way I have ever passed a drug test was using the fake piss from a headshop.
But it is worth a shot, buy a cheap drug testing kit and try it.
and use eyedrops all the time man. 
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Tangerines
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98338 - 07/30/08 08:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Drink some bleach before you go in for the test. Then they will completely forget about the test while you die.
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bananatelephone
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#98340 - 07/30/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
heyAdroid said:
moving out after i finish with med school
I like the sound of that.
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b0b gnarley
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Quote:
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You're going to fail out of med school.
youre not drinking, huh
down some brews and come back
with crunchy vibed
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Tangerines
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I just cracked open my first beer. 
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b0b gnarley
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PBR?
All I got is coronas but im just not in the mood man.
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Tangerines
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Ice cold PBR. I might make some food but I am too damn lazy to make food. Empty calories will do me well.
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b0b gnarley
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i ate all my neighbors food cos she is gone for a while and her shit is gonna expire
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Tangerines
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The retard?
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i would like to know if anyone else has any info or advice
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#99541 - 07/31/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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4 wut
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#99542 - 07/31/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread isn't about you anymore.
Sorry man.
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mayfly
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#99544 - 07/31/08 08:35 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quit.
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Coaster
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Re: Bleach [Re: mayfly]
#99545 - 07/31/08 08:36 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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repent
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THEBats
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Re: Bleach [Re: Coaster]
#99546 - 07/31/08 08:37 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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dood if it's your parents testing you then it's gonna be very easy to fool those tests.
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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Re: Bleach [Re: Coaster]
#99547 - 07/31/08 08:38 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I say quit smoking weed and fail med school as you don't sound nearly as intelligent as all the people I know who have failed med school.
or
Move out and don't go to med school and smoke weed.
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Re: Bleach [Re: THEBats]
#99548 - 07/31/08 08:38 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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wtf u talkin bout wut tests
wut parents
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Re: Bleach [Re: Coaster]
#99552 - 07/31/08 08:41 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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shut up coaster. u know who I was talking to! 
also chances are your mom is not gonna spend the 30+ dollars each time to get you tested. I don't even know if most labs do private requests like that. Chances are she's gonna use a home test kit in which case they're very easy to fool.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (07/31/08 08:41 PM)
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Coaster
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Re: Bleach [Re: THEBats]
#99557 - 07/31/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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dood one time i paid my step brother 5 bux right when he woke up 2 score his piss
and tested negative owneddddddddddddddddddddd
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Re: Bleach [Re: THEBats]
#99559 - 07/31/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I unno about where you live but the rehab facilities will do such tests free.
Someone I know got their sister tested who is addicted to crack and she usually does a hair folicule test run through a local lab for $200 a test.
My dad tells me anyone who knows anyone in a hospital can get the tests done easily too.
She could have connections with her employer and such. (ex. her employer does drug tests, she asks her boss to test her sons urine, hair, blood, whatever it is)
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THEBats
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I guess that's true. I still think the odds are in favor of a home test.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Bleach [Re: THEBats]
#99565 - 07/31/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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depends if his mother is stupid or not.
also if she checked him into rehab which is funny as hell she probably spoke to people there on periodic testing.
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heyAdroid
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you guys are of no help, this isn't about me going to rehab, i know rehab for cannabis is the stupidest thing and this isn't about judging me either. so if someone really knows something on this topic i would like to welcome you to share.
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Re: Bleach [Re: Coaster]
#99641 - 07/31/08 11:08 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coaster said:
repent
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beatyou
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your the med student, you should know the facts and be able to present them to her, have you tried talking to her about it?
and wtf, she caught you smoking pot and put you in rehab? weak....
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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
#99687 - 08/01/08 12:38 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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there is no for sure way to pass unless you know a few hours before just use rarely like once a week and work out only drink water. you then have about a 4 in 7 chance .
or you could try being a man and tell them to get fucked.
I know you think thats disrespectful but do you realize the extent of disrespect being directed at you they are invading your privacy not the privacy of your room but of your body. these tests are widely accepted today but they are some serious totalitarian shit. This is something neither Orwell or Huxley could even think of.
stand up for yourself if you arnt bringing anything into there house it is not any of there business.
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captain.koons
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Re: Bleach [Re: Agent00]
#99729 - 08/01/08 01:04 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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how the fuck could you be in med school if your 18?
here you need to have a 3-4 year degree and take a prep course.
18 you would be graduating from high school or starting college possibly.
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Agent00
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you do this kid is a liar.
If he was in med school he wouldn't have to ask this question.
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captain.koons
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Re: Bleach [Re: Agent00]
#99752 - 08/01/08 01:28 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I vote for a ban!
Drink lots of vinegar and force contact lense cleaner up your pee-hole into your bladder. I saw it in Harsh Times!
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