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OfflineheyAdroid
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    #98306 - 07/30/08 09:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I just got out of rehab, my mom checked me in because she's one of those brainwashed parents who think cannabis is going to kill you and my mom is going to be testing me at random times
I want to continue smoking from time to time, not as often as i used to but every now and then but i don't want to get caught and not even be smoking a lot.
I've been reading here and there on how to come up negative in a test in case of an emergency and this is what i found, i would like to know what you guys think about it and what's your personal experience with it.

Where i live theres a chain of labs where my mom is probably going to take the sample to, i just need to find out how the tests work out there and all that stuff to make sure what to use.

8. DOPING SAMPLES
"Doping" samples consists of spiking the sample with different chemicals. Chemicals that defeat immunoglobulin/antigen binding will cause a false negative on the EMIT. Most of these additives only work on the standard EMIT screening, not on RIA or GC/MS tests. In many cases, passing the EMIT is good enough, because they will never do a RIA or GC/MS confirmation on a sample that showed negative. I should also add that you may be watched, so don't rely on this method. You should be able to find out ahead of time if you will be supervised. Some of the following additives alter the urine's pH, and most labs now test the pH to see if the sample has been adulterated. If you are subject to random tests, you may want to carry an additive in your wallet. Additives are illegal in the state of Texas, and commercial vendors will not ship their product to Texas addresses.

8.1 Effective additives: These additives are recommended.

8.1.1 Bleach (powdered): Chlorinated bleach will test negative, and it's the best household additive. In an emergency, Jeff Nightbyrd recommends adding unscented bleach crystals to a diluted sample. It's recommended to grind the powdered bleach to a finer grain. 1/4 teaspoon is recommended for a 60cc sample. For liquid bleach, add six to ten drops. Bleach will throw the pH outside the normal body range; so it may be apparent that the sample was tampered with. Some bleaches foam or leave residue, so experiment with different brands before selecting which to use.

Source:http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98307 - 07/30/08 09:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just quit dude. Or take up an opiate habit because that only will be in your system for a couple days.


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98308 - 07/30/08 09:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She made you go to rehab? For cannabis???


Hello and welcome since i haven't seen you around. :grin:


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98309 - 07/30/08 09:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My experience-
there's one really good way to pass a drug test. My advice, use that method until you move out.
Then blaze up. :rasta:


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98310 - 07/30/08 09:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yea, :haha:.


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98312 - 07/30/08 09:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What a strange username.

Anyways, you sound under 18, and that's a violation for posting on this site.

If you are over 18, then move the fuck out of your parent's place, ASAP.


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Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."

OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98314 - 07/30/08 09:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kill her and make it look like an accident. Then you can smoke all you want :laugh:


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Re: Bleach [Re: Tangerines]
    #98317 - 07/30/08 09:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Oh yea, :haha:.




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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98320 - 07/30/08 09:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had friends deal with that same kinda shit...fucking mormons.

Your best bet is to quit until you are out of the bitches house. :yesnod:


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Re: Bleach [Re: usg543]
    #98323 - 07/30/08 09:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i am over 18
And i'm not about to move out of the house just so i can smoke cannabis, that's just plain stupid, i plan on moving out after i finish with med school

but that's not the point of this thread


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Re: Bleach [Re: andyistic]
    #98324 - 07/30/08 09:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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andyistic said:
What a strange username.

Anyways, you sound under 18, and that's a violation for posting on this site.

If you are over 18, then move the fuck out of your parent's place, ASAP.




you sir, are fucking odd.


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Re: Bleach [Re: Dr_T]
    #98327 - 07/30/08 10:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dr_T said:
My experience-
there's one really good way to pass a drug test. My advice, use that method until you move out.
Then blaze up. :rasta:




i dont really understand what you're trying to say :/


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98331 - 07/30/08 10:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think he means you should quit till your out. Idk

Welcome brah.


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98332 - 07/30/08 10:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

he's saying to quit.


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98334 - 07/30/08 10:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're going to fail out of med school.


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Re: Bleach [Re: Tangerines]
    #98336 - 07/30/08 10:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yea dude i wouldnt fuck med school up over a lil weed.


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98337 - 07/30/08 10:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've never heard of bleach working, the only way I have ever passed a drug test was using the fake piss from a headshop.
But it is worth a shot, buy a cheap drug testing kit and try it.

and use eyedrops all the time man. :lol:


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98338 - 07/30/08 10:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Drink some bleach before you go in for the test. Then they will completely forget about the test while you die.


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Re: Bleach [Re: heyAdroid]
    #98340 - 07/30/08 10:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

heyAdroid said:
moving out after i finish with med school




:orly:

I like the sound of that.


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Re: Bleach [Re: Tangerines]
    #98342 - 07/30/08 10:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
You're going to fail out of med school.




youre not drinking, huh

down some brews and come back
with crunchy vibed


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