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Offlinezippo420
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Drink Special
    #97758 - 07/30/08 02:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A man walks into a bar sits down and says, "Bartender, got any specials today?"

The bartender says, "Yes, we have mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka."

"Damn, what the hell is that?" the man asks.

The bartender says, "Well we call it a Pabst Smir!"


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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Re: Drink Special [Re: zippo420]
    #97759 - 07/30/08 02:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:grin:


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Re: Drink Special [Re: bananatelephone]
    #97766 - 07/30/08 02:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why are pap smears called pap smears?
































If they were called Cunt Scrapes, women wouldn't get them done.


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Drink Special [Re: bananatelephone]
    #97768 - 07/30/08 02:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

5 shots seagrams rasberry vodka
5 shots blue puckers

mix it up in a cup. pour shots of it (but leave like 1/2 - 1 centimeter left on the top part of the shot glass and pour a LITTLE sprite in there.

tastes JUST LIKE (no exxageration) blue shock tarts. its amazing.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


Edited by still beLIEve (07/30/08 02:27 PM)


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Re: Drink Special [Re: Hanky]
    #97770 - 07/30/08 02:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: ahah cunt scrapes sound a little too aggressive.


Sounds tasty StillB. < OH new nickname, better catch on.


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Re: Drink Special [Re: bananatelephone]
    #97771 - 07/30/08 02:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Makes it sound like they use a cheese grater.


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Re: Drink Special [Re: bananatelephone]
    #97773 - 07/30/08 02:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"5 shots blue puckets"

what the hell is that?


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Re: Drink Special [Re: andyistic]
    #97774 - 07/30/08 02:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
Makes it sound like they use a cheese grater.




OOWWWIEEEE.


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: Drink Special [Re: bananatelephone]
    #97778 - 07/30/08 02:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

blue puckers my b


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Drink Special [Re: still beLIEve]
    #97780 - 07/30/08 02:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah, and that nickname works


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Drink Special [Re: still beLIEve]
    #97803 - 07/30/08 02:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:


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