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OfflineJmk0420
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Why Parents Drink
    #225558 - 05/12/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

get to know your grandchildren.


Love, Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.


I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
Report card That's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.


Call me when it's safe to come home.


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Jmk0420]
    #225559 - 05/12/09 12:57 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:shrug:


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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OfflineJmk0420
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Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: still beLIEve]
    #225560 - 05/12/09 01:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
:shrug:




yup.


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OfflineBig Chief
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Registered: 03/02/09
Posts: 323
Last seen: 14 years, 9 months
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Jmk0420]
    #225566 - 05/12/09 01:55 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'm a parent but I don't drink very often. However, as soon as those little rascals are in bed I'm heading straight for my stash. God, kids are a pain in the ass. Love the hell out of them though.


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Big Chief, Big Buds, Big Pipe.

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InvisibleBen18
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Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 3,189
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Big Chief]
    #225577 - 05/12/09 02:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Awesome.
:congrats:

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OfflineKaptKid
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 5,615
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Last seen: 4 months, 1 day
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Big Chief]
    #225578 - 05/12/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Big Chief said:
I'm a parent but I don't drink very often. However, as soon as those little rascals are in bed I'm heading straight for my stash. God, kids are a pain in the ass. Love the hell out of them though.





So true.I,ve stop drinking and smoking cigars. Pot and shrooms are my last vice. My grandkids will never see me drunk.

Still have to keep my pot locked up. Kids get into everything.


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever sence.

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InvisibleHarry_Ba11sachM
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Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: KaptKid]
    #225580 - 05/12/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

ha, I thought that was funny. I wish I'd written a letter like that to my parents back in the day


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InvisibleDr. SiekadellykM
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Posts: 9,365
Loc: Ketamine Flag
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #225591 - 05/12/09 02:36 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

haha...that was pretty funny...


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The Kratom Report...

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OfflineBig Chief
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Registered: 03/02/09
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Last seen: 14 years, 9 months
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: KaptKid]
    #225603 - 05/12/09 02:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

KaptKid said:
Quote:

Big Chief said:
I'm a parent but I don't drink very often. However, as soon as those little rascals are in bed I'm heading straight for my stash. God, kids are a pain in the ass. Love the hell out of them though.





So true.I,ve stop drinking and smoking cigars. Pot and shrooms are my last vice. My grandkids will never see me drunk.

Still have to keep my pot locked up. Kids get into everything.




Yeah, I keep mine hidden in the top of the closet. My oldest kid, almost 3, will stack up all kinds of shit and get on the counter tops. She is a beast when it comes to climbing. It took a while, but now my house is completely baby proof. Lil terrors, hahaha.


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Big Chief, Big Buds, Big Pipe.

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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Big Chief]
    #225671 - 05/12/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

kids are the future though...


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Offlineb0b gnarley
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Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #225698 - 05/12/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

the future looks grim

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InvisibleStonethM
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Posts: 24,971
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Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #225699 - 05/12/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

b0b gnarley said:
the future looks grim



At times I truly agree with you on that.:yesnod:


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
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Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Stoneth]
    #225702 - 05/12/09 08:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

stoney.69 said:
Quote:

b0b gnarley said:
the future looks grim



At times I truly agree with you on that.:yesnod:




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OfflineHydro
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Registered: 04/17/09
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Re: Why Parents Drink [Re: Jmk0420]
    #225838 - 05/13/09 08:46 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jmk0420 said:
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

get to know your grandchildren.


Love, Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.


I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
Report card That's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.


Call me when it's safe to come home.



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