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 eman nigol
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Registered: 08/15/14
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 I Am EMAN NIGOL! 
#745408 - 08/27/14 07:23 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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By day I am your average factory work who is disgusted by the worlds evil. By night I am, E-Man Nigol!
Anyone not abiding by the law will get a quick shot of my E right in the mouth. Within seconds they are having a serotonin over load and are trying to bang anything that moves. That's when I take them back to my place and wait for the cops to arrive.
A little back story...
5 years ago I was walking home, at night, when I stumbled across what appeared to be a dropped back of pills. There were at least 500 blue pills that had the super man logo. Right away I knew what I had to do and headed straight to the police department while shoving the pills into my pocket.
Seconds later it started to rain so I picked up the pace.
I push open the doors and start calling for the closest officer while shouting about my discovery. I finally got to a desk where an officer was seated and pulled from my pocket the bag of drugs. Accept nothing was there. Just an empty bag.
Moments later I feel this... Surge pulsating through my body. My energy levels were through the roof. My sight seemed blurred but sharp and clean. My hearing was amazing! I could hear colors.
I panicked and scrambled home to try and sleep this... Feeling, off.
That next morning not only was I still having this amazing sensation, but I was also able to spread this power to others by the flick of my sweat and by a simple touch.
That's when I realized what I have become and what I must do!
I now spend every night hunting down the person who dropped those pills while keeping the streets clean.
I also do parties
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Deadkndys420
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: eman nigol]
#745424 - 08/27/14 08:08 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Sham87
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login name 
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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right...
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Deadkndys420
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: Sham87]
#745427 - 08/27/14 08:26 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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You sure are smart.
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Midgetpawn
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I'd like to believe that most people would notice a bag of 500 pills turning to liquid. Well anyway, welcome if that was your way of saying hi.
I feel like this is the kind of thing that distinguishes a drinker from a person on any other substance.
Edited by Midgetpawn (08/27/14 10:33 PM)
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oeric mckenna
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Registered: 07/18/14
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: Midgetpawn]
#745447 - 08/27/14 10:44 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hahaha this is sooo fucked  . dude...really?? nah
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Mycophile
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: eman nigol]
#745448 - 08/27/14 10:47 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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m00nshine
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: eman nigol] 1
#745455 - 08/28/14 07:12 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nigol, please.
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GoonerHeClips
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: m00nshine]
#745459 - 08/28/14 07:45 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Nigol, please.
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eman nigol
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Registered: 08/15/14
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: Midgetpawn]
#745466 - 08/28/14 08:07 AM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Nigol, please.
Midgetpawn said:
I'd like to believe that most people would notice a bag of 500 pills turning to liquid. Well anyway, welcome if that was your way of saying hi.
I feel like this is the kind of thing that distinguishes a drinker from a person on any other substance.
Well, sir. I am quite the drinker. Good eye!
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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P-O
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: m00nshine]
#745482 - 08/28/14 12:56 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Nigol, please.
well played 
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eman nigol
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: P-O]
#745486 - 08/28/14 01:09 PM (11 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, I actually laughed out loud when I read that.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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