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 eman nigol
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 I Am EMAN NIGOL! 
#745408 - 08/27/14 09:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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By day I am your average factory work who is disgusted by the worlds evil. By night I am, E-Man Nigol!
Anyone not abiding by the law will get a quick shot of my E right in the mouth. Within seconds they are having a serotonin over load and are trying to bang anything that moves. That's when I take them back to my place and wait for the cops to arrive.
A little back story...
5 years ago I was walking home, at night, when I stumbled across what appeared to be a dropped back of pills. There were at least 500 blue pills that had the super man logo. Right away I knew what I had to do and headed straight to the police department while shoving the pills into my pocket.
Seconds later it started to rain so I picked up the pace.
I push open the doors and start calling for the closest officer while shouting about my discovery. I finally got to a desk where an officer was seated and pulled from my pocket the bag of drugs. Accept nothing was there. Just an empty bag.
Moments later I feel this... Surge pulsating through my body. My energy levels were through the roof. My sight seemed blurred but sharp and clean. My hearing was amazing! I could hear colors.
I panicked and scrambled home to try and sleep this... Feeling, off.
That next morning not only was I still having this amazing sensation, but I was also able to spread this power to others by the flick of my sweat and by a simple touch.
That's when I realized what I have become and what I must do!
I now spend every night hunting down the person who dropped those pills while keeping the streets clean.
I also do parties
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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Deadkndys420
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: eman nigol]
#745424 - 08/27/14 10:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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 Sham87
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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right...
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Deadkndys420
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: Sham87]
#745427 - 08/27/14 10:26 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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You sure are smart.
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Midgetpawn
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I'd like to believe that most people would notice a bag of 500 pills turning to liquid. Well anyway, welcome if that was your way of saying hi.
I feel like this is the kind of thing that distinguishes a drinker from a person on any other substance.
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Be sure to read up on "autoflower"/ruderalis seeds before choosing them. Unless you NEED autos, you might do much better with anything else. No more hoarding ultra genetics! We need more of the best not less!
Edited by Midgetpawn (08/28/14 12:33 AM)
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oeric mckenna
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: Midgetpawn]
#745447 - 08/28/14 12:44 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahaha this is sooo fucked  . dude...really?? nah
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Mycophile
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: eman nigol]
#745448 - 08/28/14 12:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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m00nshine
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: eman nigol] 1
#745455 - 08/28/14 09:12 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nigol, please.
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GoonerHeClips
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: m00nshine]
#745459 - 08/28/14 09:45 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
m00nshine said:
Nigol, please.
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eman nigol
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: Midgetpawn]
#745466 - 08/28/14 10:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
m00nshine said:
Nigol, please.
Quote:
Midgetpawn said:
I'd like to believe that most people would notice a bag of 500 pills turning to liquid. Well anyway, welcome if that was your way of saying hi.
I feel like this is the kind of thing that distinguishes a drinker from a person on any other substance.
Well, sir. I am quite the drinker. Good eye!
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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P-O
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: m00nshine]
#745482 - 08/28/14 02:56 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
m00nshine said:
Nigol, please.
well played 
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eman nigol
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Re: I Am EMAN NIGOL! [Re: P-O]
#745486 - 08/28/14 03:09 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, I actually laughed out loud when I read that.
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I was down on my luck
So I put my bag in the back of my black Cadillac Coupe DeVille
I had a meeting at the crossroad
But didn't know that my soul was about to get killed
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