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Cooking steak...the dank way
    #727522 - 04/24/14 08:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #727572 - 04/25/14 12:33 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Thats one mexican I WOULD allow in my house (to cook for me)


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: P-O]
    #727586 - 04/25/14 01:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

fucking messicans


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: volcomstoner]
    #727595 - 04/25/14 07:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: scrapske]
    #727623 - 04/25/14 11:05 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

My phone won't open videos. I have to actually go to youtube.

Link?


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: poor boy]
    #727624 - 04/25/14 11:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #727625 - 04/25/14 11:14 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

It's a dude... I was picturing this hot topless mexican chicken wearing red panties cookin a steak.

Thanks for the link though.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #727710 - 04/25/14 10:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Sweet


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: poor boy]
    #727737 - 04/26/14 12:04 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
It's a dude... I was picturing this hot topless mexican chicken wearing red panties cookin a steak.

Thanks for the link though.




Chicken... :lolsy: I wrote this right when the kratom was kicking in.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: poor boy]
    #727744 - 04/26/14 12:15 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Y'all niggas racist. But seriously, fuck mexicans. Chapines up.


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Sham87]
    #727745 - 04/26/14 12:16 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

you speak spanish sham?


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: P-O]
    #727746 - 04/26/14 12:18 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

yea man. Fluent in spanish.


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Sham87]
    #727747 - 04/26/14 12:19 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Sham87]
    #727749 - 04/26/14 12:24 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
yea man. Fluent in spanish.



Dude I always wished I could speak Spanish so I could understand the Spanish part in Caress Me Down by Sublime. Fuck I would be cool if I could sing it all Spanish like. Hell yeah, I'd be the shit.


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: TribalSeed]
    #727753 - 04/26/14 12:29 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley,
(glad to meet you my name is Bradley)
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy,
And if you wanna get popped in your knee,
Just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got what you need,
A pretty little daughter that we call Mexi, and,
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya

So she told me to come over, and I took that trip
And then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip

[Chorus]
And it went, uhh
And the girl caress me down, uhh
And that's that lovin' sound, it went uhh
And the girl caress me down, uhh
And that's that lovin' sound

When I kiss Mexi, she makes me feel horny,
Cause I'm the type of lover with the sensitivity,
When she, kiss my neck and tickle me fancy,
The right kind of lover on Sunday morning.

En el otro lado, es donde vivi,
(On the other side is where I lived )
Con mi'hjita, que se llama Mexi,
(with my girl, who's name is Mexi)
Su hermana, si me quier,
(and her sister; she wants me)
Y ahorita, tenemos un bebe,
(and we have a baby)

Sus padres, sus tios, me trataron matar
(her parents, her uncles, they tried to kill me)
But they did not get too far
Un poco despues tuv que regresar
(a little while later I had to come back)
Con un chingo de dinero
(with a shit-load of money)
Cause you know I'm a star

Me fui a Costa Rica
(I went to Costa Rica)
Para tomar y sufear
(to drink and surf)
Platicaba con la raza
([I'd] talk to the race [Costa Rican people])
Cause they know who we are

Si no me dio cuenta
(If you didn't pay attention to me)
Then I bet you never will
You must be a muteca
(you must be a doll)
If your still standing still

[Chorus]

Me gusta mi reggae,
(I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock,
(I like punk rock)
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(but the thing I like most is pussy)

Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,
(put your ass in the air and start to scream)

No tenga miedo, I'm your papi,
(Don't be scared, I'm your daddy)
Take your chones, y los manden a mi,
(take your panties and send them to me)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
(get up, get up, you have to scream)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
(get up, get up, you have to dance)


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: TribalSeed]
    #727754 - 04/26/14 12:29 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TribalSeed said:
Quote:

Sham87 said:
yea man. Fluent in spanish.



Dude I always wished I could speak Spanish so I could understand the Spanish part in Caress Me Down by Sublime. Fuck I would be cool if I could sing it all Spanish like. Hell yeah, I'd be the shit.



Chicks respond to the whole latin lover vibe.


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Sham87]
    #727756 - 04/26/14 12:33 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley,
(glad to meet you my name is Bradley)
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy,
And if you wanna get popped in your knee,
Just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got what you need,
A pretty little daughter that we call Mexi, and,
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya

So she told me to come over, and I took that trip
And then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip

[Chorus]
And it went, uhh
And the girl caress me down, uhh
And that's that lovin' sound, it went uhh
And the girl caress me down, uhh
And that's that lovin' sound

When I kiss Mexi, she makes me feel horny,
Cause I'm the type of lover with the sensitivity,
When she, kiss my neck and tickle me fancy,
The right kind of lover on Sunday morning.

En el otro lado, es donde vivi,
(On the other side is where I lived )
Con mi'hjita, que se llama Mexi,
(with my girl, who's name is Mexi)
Su hermana, si me quier,
(and her sister; she wants me)
Y ahorita, tenemos un bebe,
(and we have a baby)

Sus padres, sus tios, me trataron matar
(her parents, her uncles, they tried to kill me)
But they did not get too far
Un poco despues tuv que regresar
(a little while later I had to come back)
Con un chingo de dinero
(with a shit-load of money)
Cause you know I'm a star

Me fui a Costa Rica
(I went to Costa Rica)
Para tomar y sufear
(to drink and surf)
Platicaba con la raza
([I'd] talk to the race [Costa Rican people])
Cause they know who we are

Si no me dio cuenta
(If you didn't pay attention to me)
Then I bet you never will
You must be a muteca
(you must be a doll)
If your still standing still

[Chorus]

Me gusta mi reggae,
(I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock,
(I like punk rock)
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(but the thing I like most is pussy)

Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,
(put your ass in the air and start to scream)

No tenga miedo, I'm your papi,
(Don't be scared, I'm your daddy)
Take your chones, y los manden a mi,
(take your panties and send them to me)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
(get up, get up, you have to scream)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
(get up, get up, you have to dance)



Dude I am so getting laid tonite. You the man!
:baaaam:

Quote:

Sham87 said:
Quote:

TribalSeed said:
Quote:

Sham87 said:
yea man. Fluent in spanish.



Dude I always wished I could speak Spanish so I could understand the Spanish part in Caress Me Down by Sublime. Fuck I would be cool if I could sing it all Spanish like. Hell yeah, I'd be the shit.



Chicks respond to the whole latin lover vibe.




Just call me Enrique dude.


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: TribalSeed]
    #727757 - 04/26/14 12:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:chillin:


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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: TribalSeed]
    #727758 - 04/26/14 12:34 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Cooking steak...the dank way [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #727759 - 04/26/14 12:37 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Deadkndys420 said:




Man I always do that shit to your threads. My bad. lol.
Hey at least I'm not a threadkiller yet. I don't think.lol


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