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i just created a masterpiece, a straight munchies delight. broiled lobster (that i just caught a week ago, thank you so much early season, i love you!), with garlic, butter, olive oil, and some other secret spices topped with fresh smoked cabera snapper- just 3 days out of the water- and i stuffed some crab meat down in there too. some sweet and spicy mesquite barbeque homefries and of course some canned green beans and a dank burrito lol.

om nom nom nom om nom nom.














om nom.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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is that ranch on those peas?


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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:awehigh: :awethumb:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: DRAGON]
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its jiz.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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na its ranch lol and there greenbeans where u from that they call em peas? lol


these are peas


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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I love Peas, not much of a seafood fan, but I can appreciate the awesomeness of eating lobster you caught yourself :bongload:

Looks like an awesome meal man, I just had breakfast consisting of coffee and a cigarette :thumbup:  But my body is telling me something solid would be preferred.


Maybe some jam toast and a bong


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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neeeds chipppps and sirloin steak:aweoverdose:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: Shaggy420]
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schmoke and a pancake?
no?
cigar and a waffle?
no?
bong and a blitz?
no?
pepe and a crape?
no?
then there is no pleeaashing you..



trippystoner420 i already feel bloated from all that food, i got sirloins in the freezer, but i'd be sick as a dog tho, maybe tomoro night..

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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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tomorrow:awebig:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: Shaggy420]
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nice dinner man. I love fresh seafood and freshwater fish too. There is nothing quit like fishing or hunting and eating what you brought back. Good eating.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: Kilroy]
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going sea fishing again soon, not been since we last went on holiday. caught mackerall and bass, but the mackeral was so much better than the bass imo


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Re: straight dankness [Re: Shaggy420]
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hell ya mackerel's the shit. I mean, i love me a good bass too, freshwater over seabass any day, theyre hard to get alot of though. its kinda like regs and krip, its either quality or quantity haha.
i used to go out in the inlet and catch so many spanish mackeral when they're runnin. on a good day u can get like no lie 50-100. i mean ur only suposed to keep 10 but who caaaares. :fishing:


this is where my hearts really at tho

i love my spear gun.
spearfishing is the greatest shit ever. thats how i got that smoked cabera, it was a big one too 25 pounds. put up quite a fight.

on a completely different note, ive been smokin weed steady since 6th grade so 9 years, minus two for drug court so like 4 then 3 but still 7 years, and then smoked cigs from when i was 15 to when i was 19 and i can still hold my breath for almost 4 minutes, isnt that shit weird? i think it has something to do with like every time i take a big bong hit i hold it for as long as i can, idk. who woulda thought smokin weed could actually help you hold ur breath longer, whUUUt.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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yo anyone thats straight with me should shoot me a good rep, cuz those trolls really wrecked my rating..


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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that looks good exept i do not like ranch on my green beans, and i do not like borritos.
i just had quesadillas tonight.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: iStoner]
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lol ya the ranch on the green beans is an acquired taste ( i put ranch on pretty much everything, along with hot sauce. and i got a huuuge bag of those little burritos, there pretty dank- chicken rice and beansalicious.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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when i was little i loved ranch and ketchup on my green beans.
now the only thing i can eat ketchup on is fishsticks.
but ranch is good on so many foods


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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lol thats random as fuck.

u like fishdicks...
so ur a gay fish?


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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cicken200 said:
u like fishdicks...
so ur a gay fish?



:rofl:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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cicken200 said:
ill come to your house and have a orgy in your motha fuckin fish tank



favorite part of that song :lol:
gotta love south park, i miss the old episodes.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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ya for sure, but there always there to watch, the new ones are fuckin hilarious tho and all hd and shit. fuckin medicinal fried chicken? you can't really top that shit, speakin of which im gonna turn that shit on haha


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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dude, Lobster with a burrito and green beans? :nonono:  Who taught you how to match foods?


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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cicken200 said:
yo anyone thats straight with me should shoot me a good rep, cuz those trolls really wrecked my rating..



:ilold:


BTW if they have me on ignore is it possible to troll?


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
dude, Lobster with a burrito and green beans? :nonono:  Who taught you how to match foods?



:rofl:

No shit :lol:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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cicken200 said:
yo anyone thats straight with me should shoot me a good rep, cuz those trolls really wrecked my rating..



You earned your ratings. Way I saw it you were the troll. :hissyfit:

You rated me out of revenge. Don't ya love how bad you wrecked mine. :lol:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: THEBats]
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THEBats said:
cicken200 said:
yo anyone thats straight with me should shoot me a good rep, cuz those trolls really wrecked my rating..



:ilold:


BTW if they have me on ignore is it possible to troll?



I don't see how. :shrug:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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and some potatoes too u forgot about those. it was a straight muchfest, no matching going on there, just some foods i really like. i had some mangos and some flan too.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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And apparently you eat shit a lot too you said in an earlier post.  Grill some of that up next time :thumbup:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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na man it wasn't out of revenge, its the golden rule.


and
do u not kno what eating shit means?...


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Edited by cicken200 (08/06/10 10:36 PM)

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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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Perhaps you would like to enlighten us all? :grin:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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TripityDooDaDay said:
Perhaps you would like to enlighten us all? :grin:



Yeah, do that.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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(V.) Eating Shit-


Eating Shit- To fall really hard, usually onto your face or balls.

past tense- I ate shit and broke my dick off.

future tense- "dam i really hope i don't eat shit today"

present tense- Janie is eating shit.

As a noun - What is that shit janie is eating?


lol is that well enough defined?

Edited by cicken200 (08/06/10 11:08 PM)

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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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So you did eat shit?


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Re: straight dankness [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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yes off a 6 foot bank


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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you ate 6 feet of shit?? :eek:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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FarBeyondDriven said:
So you did eat shit?



cicken200 said:
yes off a 6 foot bank



Hmm...You must've been pretty hungry bro.  You know they got soup kitchens and shit you can stop by if shit gets bad enough for ya.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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Straight up ate grass shit.so it wasnt too painful.

the eating of the shit wasn't that bad, but the getting-stoleness of the wallet was and still is.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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i ate ALOT of shit. to answer your question.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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TripityDooDaDay said:
Perhaps you would like to enlighten us all? :grin:




cicken200 said:
i ate ALOT of shit. to answer your question.



Thanks. :thumbup:

Dude may not be as dense as I thought. :shrug:

Managed to give a pretty straight answer. :thumbup:


Edited by TripityDooDaDay (08/06/10 11:25 PM)

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Re: straight dankness [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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:rofl:

Yeah, that pretty much says it all.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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:cool2:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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cicken200 said:
yo anyone thats straight with me should shoot me a good rep, cuz those trolls really wrecked my rating..



Dude what's up with that? Just be yourself, and you will either get ratings or not.. if you have to ask you probably aren't deserving.. :shrug:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: Hendershot]
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i shot alot of advice to a bunch of different people, tried to help alot of ppl on here. most of what i do on here is try to offer help and advice, except for on the smoke lounge.
just thot someone might be thankful


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Re: straight dankness [Re: kickin-two-hundo]
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It's The Smoke Lounge. Don't take it or the ratings you get from fucking around on it so seriously. Like said. If it turns out you deserve mostly good ratings your rating will reflect that in time. That's all on you man.

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Re: straight dankness [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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TripityDooDaDay said:
It's The Smoke Lounge. Don't take it or the ratings you get from fucking around on it so seriously. Like said. If it turns out you deserve mostly good ratings your rating will reflect that in time. That's all on you man.



Asking for them ain't gonna do it.


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Re: straight dankness [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Nope.  But being a faggot will.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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FarBeyondDriven said:
TripityDooDaDay said:
It's The Smoke Lounge. Don't take it or the ratings you get from fucking around on it so seriously. Like said. If it turns out you deserve mostly good ratings your rating will reflect that in time. That's all on you man.



Asking for them ain't gonna do it.



thats right.
plus, i already rated you :shrug:


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Re: straight dankness [Re: iStoner]
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So had I. About the same time as you. Gave him a 5 for the bearded dragon thread.


Then so much rampant faggotry. :nonono:



I had to delete it and leave the new one for now. :shrug:

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Re: straight dankness [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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That's the spirit.  :thumbup:


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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