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You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places?
    #71211 -

:whacker:

Stories.
Where have you beat off?
You may choose 9


Votes accepted from 07/03/08 10:50 AM until the end of time

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #71213 -

BTW, this is successfully only. Just a little rub and then getting too scared to finish doesn't count.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
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office is winning :smilingpuppy:

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
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what about during class in highschool

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
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bananatelephone said:
office is winning :smilingpuppy:


qft

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Big_tiggy]
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i guess, if you sat in the back of the class, and jerked into a desk, and was very quiet....that could work....
i wonder if any of my guy friends have done it :sherlock:

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #71221 -

making out behind the gym was fun ..

good            times

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
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bananatelephone said:
i guess, if you sat in the back of the class, and jerked into a desk, and was very quiet....that could work....
i wonder if any of my guy friends have done it :sherlock:


I doubt it, unless they just blew their load in their pants and walked around in semen-crusted underwear for the rest of the day.


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PiHKAL|TiHKAL|PCPiHKAL
Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
DMT Extraction Overview|Jungle Spice
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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Phriend]
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well i was in the middle of the row but the lights were out cuz we were watchin a movie, the trick is to not move the arm because its noticable, you have to use your wrist.

Another time I was in computer lab and i just stroked it through my pants

Just blow your load on the floor and mash it in with your shoes

Edited by Big_tiggy (07/03/08 11:05 AM)

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Sativus]
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INTO the desk, which would leave them no stains....only a rude mess for the person coming in after them.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Big_tiggy]
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Big_tiggy said:
well i was in the middle of the row but the lights were out cuz we were watchin a movie, the trick is to not move the arm because its noticable, you have to use your wrist.

Another time I was in computer lab and i just stroked it through my pants

Just blow your load on the floor and mash it in with your shoes


sneaky.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
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yeah but our desks didnt have a storage space, it was just a flat wooden top

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #71234 -

i see i see.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Phriend]
    #71241 -

all of the above.
<----------------me

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
    #71242 -

i dont even want to get into this... but when i was younger i made an effort to go in as many public places as possible.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Agent00]
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Agent00 said:
all of the above.
<----------------me


Does he use a stick to prop up that gut when he needs to jack it? Or has diabeetus robbed his pen0r of its function?


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Rhodium|Wetdreams|Synthetikal
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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Sativus]
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:lol:

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Agent00]
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i had sex in lake eerie. does that count? lol

we were about 400 feet out from the place we were staying right on the water, and there were a ton of people on the beach. sand bars ftw!

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Justin_Thyme]
    #71261 -

hopefully with the girl in your avi


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: still beLIEve]
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nope this chick was blonde

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Justin_Thyme]
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oh well.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: still beLIEve]
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This weird fucking kid got caught beating off right in the middle of class. It was some funny shit.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Tangerines]
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he got caught cuz he doesnt have skillz

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Tangerines]
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we always suspected this one tiny kid was jerking in class in middle school...he was always real close to his desk and shaking....hmm.

maybe he had a seizure disorder

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Big_tiggy]
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i got a handjob in the movie theater before :shrug:  that's the closest i get

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
This weird fucking kid got caught beating off right in the middle of class. It was some funny shit.

this happened at my school as well apparently the kid was in trouble for it so it must be true.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
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I don't masturbate so no, I have never 'beat off" in a public place.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: aDoS]
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I put plane and train because... well... overnight flights can get long when they don't have plug ins for a laptop. Same with long train rides full of asian women.

There are just too many Asian women not to on overnight flights to China and trains across China.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
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i saw sum dood jerkin it in broad daylight standing in the middle of the street with a payphone to his ear
it was very obv
and disturbing


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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
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bananatelephone said:
i guess, if you sat in the back of the class, and jerked into a desk, and was very quiet....that could work....
i wonder if any of my guy friends have done it :sherlock:


This was easier back when the desks had a little slot for books/gum/hard drugs. Now... I don't know.

These little flat desks? They offer little protection, and when that girl to the front-right is staring at you with a horrific face, well... it kindda makes it hard to finish.

:shrug:




~Monk

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: numonk]
    #71424 -

In high school I beat off on my school bus a few times


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Isn't life a trip?

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
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kidaihuan said:
I put plane and train because... well... overnight flights can get long when they don't have plug ins for a laptop. Same with long train rides full of asian women.

There are just too many Asian women not to on overnight flights to China and trains across China.


Hmmm... do you like asians? I'm starting to see a subtle trend to your posting habits.




~Monk

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: numonk]
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Asian Girls FTW (Even though theres very few hot chinese girls) I went there for like 2 weeks, went to almost every major city (except hong kong) and only saw like 20 good looking bitches.

PS: Watch out for the prostitutes that come to your hotel door more then likely it's a tranny.


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Isn't life a trip?

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Mad Hatter]
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i saw the hottest azn the other day
and she was chinese
fuckin shmokinnnnnnn


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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster, destroying the english language one 'word' at a time.

:smile:




~Coaster

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: numonk]
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numonk said:
kidaihuan said:
I put plane and train because... well... overnight flights can get long when they don't have plug ins for a laptop. Same with long train rides full of asian women.

There are just too many Asian women not to on overnight flights to China and trains across China.


Hmmm... do you like asians? I'm starting to see a subtle trend to your posting habits.




~Monk


You JUST noticed? You totally missed all my other threads?

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Mad Hatter]
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Mad Hatter said:
Asian Girls FTW (Even though theres very few hot chinese girls) I went there for like 2 weeks, went to almost every major city (except hong kong) and only saw like 20 good looking bitches.

PS: Watch out for the prostitutes that come to your hotel door more then likely it's a tranny.


Only in Bangkok.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
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Quote:

Only in Bangkok.


haha, you said "bang-kok"

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: kidaihuan]
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School bus, playground, chuck e cheese, anywhere with small children

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: bananatelephone]
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bananatelephone said:
i guess, if you sat in the back of the class, and jerked into a desk, and was very quiet....that could work....
i wonder if any of my guy friends have done it :sherlock:


A guy in my high school jerked it to our math teacher and got caught.  :lol:


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No-one else can make you change

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: godspeedyou]
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godspeedyou said:
bananatelephone said:
i guess, if you sat in the back of the class, and jerked into a desk, and was very quiet....that could work....
i wonder if any of my guy friends have done it :sherlock:


A guy in my high school jerked it to our math teacher and got caught.  :lol:


during class??

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: godspeedyou]
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school must have been a place with lots of sexual tension

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: godspeedyou]
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Male or female teacher?

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Justin_Thyme]
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ive got blowjobs in a movie theatre and ive had sex in a public washroom.


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TROLLS NEED LOVE TOO!

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
I don't masturbate so no, I have never 'beat off" in a public place.


:poopontoast: do expect people to swallow that bullshit? Everyone jerks it or works it. Bar none. Scratched your self in the crotch and got a lil wood? YOU WERE MASTERBATING.


As for public place, I don't know how someone could get off in public. I mean seriously, it must take an insane amount of concentration just to not think about everyone else in the room you aren't jerking it to.


Remember: KEEP IT IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: ezKiel]
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I wonder how many people actually don't masturbate. :o


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TROLLS NEED LOVE TOO!

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: captain.koons]
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Only those who can't.

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: Justin_Thyme]
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I've got 5 out of 8.

Guess which 5  :awesome:

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Re: You ever beat off on a plane, train, or bus? Other public places? [Re: numonk]
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numonk said:
bananatelephone said:
i guess, if you sat in the back of the class, and jerked into a desk, and was very quiet....that could work....
i wonder if any of my guy friends have done it :sherlock:


This was easier back when the desks had a little slot for books/gum/hard drugs. Now... I don't know.

These little flat desks? They offer little protection, and when that girl to the front-right is staring at you with a horrific face, well... it kindda makes it hard to finish.

:shrug:




~Monk


no, she's the one i'm jerking off over

that should make it easier to finish


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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