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Invisibleniteowl
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This is kinda embarrassing .....
    #681447 - 08/13/13 12:10 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)



here are the lyrics.....

I thought it was OK.
I could understand the reasons.
They said, "There might be man or a nervous child seeing
this small piece of flesh that they weren't quite expecting."
So I whispered and tiptoed with nervous discretion.
But after six months of her life sat sitting on lids,
sipping on milk, nostrils sniffing up piss,
trying not to bang her head on toilet roll dispensers,
I wonder whether these public loo feeds offend her?
Cuz I'm getting tired of discretion and being polite,
as my baby's first sips are drowned drenched in shite.
I spent the first feeding months of her beautiful life
feeling nervous and awkward and wanting everything right.
Surrounded by family until I stepped out the house,
it took me eight weeks to get the confidence to go into town.
Now the comments around me cut like a knife
as I rush into toilet cubicles feeling nothing like nice.
Because I'm giving her milk that's not in a bottle,
wishing the cocaine generation white powder would topple.
I see pyramid sales pitches across our green globe
and female breasts banned — unless they're out just for show.
And the more I go out, the more I can't stand it.
I walk into town, feel I'm surrounded by bandits.
Cuz in this country of billboards covered in tits
and family newsagents' magazines full of it,
WH Smith top shelves out for men —
Why don't you complain about them then?
In this country of billboards covered in tits
and family newsagents' magazines full of it,
WH Smith top shelves out for men, I'm getting embarrassed
in case a small flash of flesh might offend.
And I'm not trying to parade it.
I don't want to make a show
But when I'm told I'd be better just staying at home,
and when another friend I know is thrown off a bus,
and another mother told to get out a pub —
even my grandma said maybe I was "sexing it up."
And I'm sure the milk makers love all this fuss:
all the cussing and worry and looks of disgust
as another mother turns from nipples to powder,
ashamed or embarrassed by the comments around her. And as I hold her head up and pull my cardy across
and she sips on that liquor made by everyone's God,
I think, for God's sake, Jesus drank it
So did Siddhartha, Muhammad and Moses and both of their fathers
Ganesh and Shiva and Brighid and Buddha
and I'm sure they weren't doing it sniffing up piss as their mothers sat embarrassed on cold toilet lids
in a country of billboards covered in tits,
in a country of low-cut tops, cleavage, and skin
In a country of cloth bags and recycling bins and as I desperately try to take all of this in,
I hold her head up.
I can't get my head round
the anger towards us and not to the sounds
of lorries offloading formula milk
into countries where water runs dripping in filth —
in towns where breasts are oases of life,
now dried up in two-for-one offers, enticed by labels and logos and gold standard rights
claiming "breast milk is healthier powdered and white,"
packaged and branded and sold at a price so that nothing is free in this money-fueled life.
Which is fine if you need it or prefer to use bottles,
where water is clean and bacteria boiled.
But in towns where they drown in pollution and sewage,
bottled kids die and they knew that they'd do it.
In towns where pennies are savored like sweets,
we're now paying for one thing that's always been free.
In towns empty of hospital beds,
babies die, diarrhea fueled that breastmilk would end.
So no more will I sit on these cold toilet lids,
no matter how embarrassed I feel as she sips.
Cuz in this country of billboards covered in tits —

I think we should try to get used to this.


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: niteowl] * 1
    #681453 - 08/13/13 01:47 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:iveseenenough:


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: niteowl]
    #681494 - 08/13/13 10:31 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I have never seen anyone have a problem with breastfeeding, but I am sure it happens.  My wife just carried a small sheet around and tossed it over her shoulder when she fed my kids.  Our kids are really healthy and I attribute a lot of it to natural feeding.  None of them had a cold before 3 years old.  Maybe a short term sniffle, but nothing serious.  My eldest is 10 and has only taken antibiotics once.  The other two haven't needed them at all. 

I just heard on the radio this weekend that they believe the reduction in childhood obesity is directly linked to the increase in natural feeding.  I'm not a big believer in polls unless I can see the source data, but I am inclined to believe its true.

If I was this lady I would harden up and do what she knows is right.  It sounds like she is caving under trivial social pressures.  Unless she is doing something overtly sexual or excessively exposing herself it is highly improbable law enforcement would bother her.


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: CrayolaHalls]
    #681496 - 08/13/13 10:39 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

People who were breast fed are less likely to get sick as opposed to people who were not.

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: CrayolaHalls]
    #681503 - 08/13/13 11:27 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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CrayolaHalls said:
If I was this lady I would harden up and do what she knows is right.  It sounds like she is caving under trivial social pressures.  Unless she is doing something overtly sexual or excessively exposing herself it is highly improbable law enforcement would bother her.




Its not law enforcement that's the issue here

Its the 'social stigma' of showing a nipple thats the issue

Its a retarded trend that needs to die

Her own grandmother has even been dumbed down enough to think her grandchild did something 'wrong'

America FREAKED THA FUCK OUT when a nipple was shown for a second on live TV during the Super Bowl!!!!!

:dudewtf:

The Western World is sick :nonono:












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I blame Religion


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in the absence of hallucinogenic substances
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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: niteowl]
    #681520 - 08/14/13 01:52 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'll suck on a nippy any damn time i want to. Blooooolalalalala


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: niteowl]
    #681524 - 08/14/13 04:07 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Yea But look at whos nip it as at the super boil. Any one else not famous They wouldn't have made a big deal.


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: budgrowerwannabe]
    #681531 - 08/14/13 10:50 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Having a nipple shown on TV shouldn't be an issue regardless of who's it was


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: niteowl]
    #681537 - 08/14/13 02:14 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

you are right!


Edited by budgrowerwannabe (08/14/13 02:17 PM)


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: budgrowerwannabe]
    #681544 - 08/14/13 04:33 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Wait did I miss some nipples??


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: Sham87]
    #681545 - 08/14/13 04:48 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #681549 - 08/14/13 05:50 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I always thought she was hot in Those pie movies


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: budgrowerwannabe] * 1
    #681553 - 08/14/13 06:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

And those tits are disgusting.


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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.

-niteowl


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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #681555 - 08/14/13 07:09 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

budgrowerwannabe said:
I always thought she was hot in Those pie movies



Quote:

hawksapprentice said:
And those tits are disgusting.




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Re: This is kinda embarrassing ..... [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #681569 - 08/14/13 09:48 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Yea I know Remember they were saying how the boob jog was all fucked up


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