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OfflineSlave of Cthulhu
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    #566360 - 06/21/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So I had this interview/drug test for this job yesterday that I've been workin on getting for like 3 weeks now. Seein as how I smoke weed, there's no way I can pass a UA with my own piss so I went and bought a QuickFix Synthetic Urine Kit. I've used this same kit about 5 other times and It's worked each time. But not this fuckin time of course... I called the dude back today to see what was up and he told me I failed the piss test and that it came back as non-human urine... So fml right? I was straight up honest with the guy and told him what was up and that I did indeed use a synthetic urine kit to pass and he said he has to think about this and that he will call me back tomorrow. I did all I could do... Hopefully he see's that I'm a good person and still gives me the job, but chances are he's not gonna call me back...


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #566361 - 06/21/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn, that sucks man. At least you were honest, fuck that fake urine shit. You should contact them and ask why the hell they gave you non-human piss. Next time maybe use one of your sober friends :shrug:


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: iStoner]
    #566362 - 06/21/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I always hated the idea of using someone elses actual piss... It grosses me out, which is why I've always used the synthetic urine. It's worked every other time that I've used it... Of course it doesn't work for the job I actually WANT though. They would have started me out at $12 an hour but now I'm stuck at this shitty Electronics Recycling warehouse for only $9 an hour...


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #566449 - 06/21/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you should at least demand your money back :shrug:


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #566499 - 06/22/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Asians don't give money back, they are just as bad as Jews. I'm just gonna learn from this stupid mistake and quit smokin for a few months. Work the shitty job I have now till I can find somethin much better.


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #566504 - 06/22/11 07:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used to just use a family members piss, but fuck, my whole family is getting fucked up now.


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: RasJeph]
    #566506 - 06/22/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nobody wants to believe me, but I use Rely Detox from GNC. It has never failed me. Ever. Passed probation tests, both cup and lab, and every job-related test. Including one emergency test where a customer called in and said he smelled weed on me and my eyes were red. Boss called me and told to report directly to the lab. Went straight to GNC and pissed 1 1/2 hrs later. Got an apology from the boss two days later. Just sayin...works for me.


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Hendershot]
    #566513 - 06/22/11 08:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hendershot said:
Nobody wants to believe me, but I use Rely Detox from GNC. It has never failed me. Ever. Passed probation tests, both cup and lab, and every job-related test. Including one emergency test where a customer called in and said he smelled weed on me and my eyes were red. Boss called me and told to report directly to the lab. Went straight to GNC and pissed 1 1/2 hrs later. Got an apology from the boss two days later. Just sayin...works for me.




It's better than nothing. Half the time those fucking nurses probably don't even run the tests.

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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Hendershot]
    #566907 - 06/23/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm just gonna be a man about it and quit for a while. Gives me a few months to save up a decent amount of money and break my tolerance.


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #566922 - 06/23/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Slave of Cthulhu said:
I'm just gonna be a man about it and quit for a while. Gives me a few months to save up a decent amount of money and break my tolerance.




That's the way to do it, man...


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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #567069 - 06/24/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Slave of Cthulhu said:
I'm just gonna be a man about it and quit for a while. Gives me a few months to save up a decent amount of money and break my tolerance.




hell yeah man

now become a drunk for awhile

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Re: F...M...L... [Re: Ben18]
    #567287 - 06/25/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tis indeed the plan, hahaha.


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