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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 8 years, 3 months
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The Official FML It's Monday Thread
#562315 - 06/06/11 06:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I start my new job today... So far I'm off to a bad start... Managed to get about 5hrs of sleep, had the hardest time eating breakfast cause it's hard as fuck to eat this early in the mornin... Packed a shitty lunch cause we have nothin good to make and my fucked up ankle is hurtin me... This is gonna be the longest 12hr day ever I can already feel it...
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#562317 - 06/06/11 06:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fucking dealer said he would drop off at 9pm, called him at 10pm when he didn't show and he said something came up so he wouldn't be able to make it
Fuck I need a car so bad, calling all my mates trying to score a lift
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Laysthepipe
Vivi Sex Symbol
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,359
Loc: KOREA
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: T-Rex]
#562318 - 06/06/11 06:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have to package shit.
-------------------- “If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything. Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: T-Rex]
#562320 - 06/06/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm in the same boat bro, my homie screwed me last night and I never got that White Widow I was tryin to score. I need a car too man... I'm about to walk 20min to a bus stop then bus it to work and walk another 10min to get there... FML...
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#562323 - 06/06/11 06:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I could make it out to him, but its 10:46pm and it would take me at least an hour and a half to get there and back, plus its about 3degrees outside
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Fazed
and dazed
Registered: 02/02/09
Posts: 1,783
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: T-Rex]
#562364 - 06/06/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Had to have 'councelling' at work today for being ill for the 2nd time this year (genuinely) fucking retail policies are backwards...no, working in retail is backwards
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Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 5 years, 9 months
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Fazed]
#562365 - 06/06/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just took my second to last exam of my undergrad.
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Tangerines]
#562370 - 06/06/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well i had a summer job, but some asshole took my place. So now i'm still searching for a job.
so i guess today will just be exercise, and getting high.
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Tank333
Psychotic Hippie
Registered: 08/19/10
Posts: 1,241
Loc: Washington
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: iStoner]
#562387 - 06/06/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Man, I get to shave and revamp my resume for job searching as soon as I get home from driving across the state. I can't put off finding a job any longer now that my girl's all preggo and shit! Maybe I'll catch a boat up to Alaska again...
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,041
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Tank333]
#562388 - 06/06/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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sucks to be you guys. I'm going apartment hunting in a little bit then maybe some frolf. Either way lots of weed is in order! best of luck on the new job Slave!
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#562402 - 06/06/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You calerfornians
At least it will be cheap to live there when the welfare state collapses.
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Alounacara
Born to be banned....
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,619
Loc: Spicemaster, Texas
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
#562475 - 06/06/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I ran 3 calls and came home, its to friggin hot to put in a long day I MIGHT GET FIRED BUT I DONT REALLY CARE
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Alounacara]
#562478 - 06/06/11 04:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Goddamn! What started out as a shitty day turned into an amazing day! Work at this new warehouse is easy as fuck just hella long hours. Today was like the earliest I'll ever get off there I guess. BUT, hella got a job offer for a much better warehouse that pays $2 more and the hours are nicer. Soooo I'ma go in tomorrow and try and seal the deal. I want this job, fuck workin for staffin agencies.
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Manitou
Indépendantiste
Registered: 05/03/11
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Loc: Québecédelic
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Re: The Official FML It's Monday Thread [Re: Alounacara]
#562484 - 06/06/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Last night I did shrooms and just fell asleep...When I woke up, I felt that my normal dreams were raped by a psychedelic wave
-------------------- Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom Harmonium - Pour un instant --------------------------------------------
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