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 smurf_master
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 The Official Zork Thread 
#561448 - 06/03/11 01:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
Edited by smurf_master (06/18/11 05:08 PM)
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CosmicFool
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#561481 - 06/03/11 06:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>open mailbox
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DungenessDank
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
#561492 - 06/03/11 07:22 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>look Gasoline
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 T-Rex
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: DungenessDank]
#561496 - 06/03/11 08:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>remove gasoline
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: T-Rex]
#561507 - 06/03/11 09:49 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>open mailbox
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
>look gasoline
I don't know the word "gasoline"
>take gasoline
I don't know the word "gasoline"
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T-Rex
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#561509 - 06/03/11 10:20 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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/thread
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Manitou
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: T-Rex]
#561510 - 06/03/11 10:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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> Siphon the gasoline, put in on the mailbox and light it up
T-Rex said:
/thread
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: Manitou]
#561513 - 06/03/11 10:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>North
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.
>North
Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.
>Climb Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach. Besides you on the branch is a small bird's nest. In the bird's nest is a large egg encrusted with precious jewels, apparently scavenged by a childless songbird. The egg is covered with find gold inlay, and ornamented in lapis lazuli and mother-of-pearl. Unlike most eggs, this one is hinged and closed with a delicate looking clasp. The egg appears extremely fragile.
That's how it's done.
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CosmicFool
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#561622 - 06/03/11 04:54 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>take leaflet
>read leaflet
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
#561746 - 06/04/11 12:51 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>take leaflet
Taken.
>read leaflet
ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!
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CosmicFool
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#561773 - 06/04/11 06:26 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>south
>west
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
#561825 - 06/04/11 11:22 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>south
South of House
You are facing the south side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded.
>west
West of House
There is a small mailbox here.
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alienscience
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#561839 - 06/04/11 12:00 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lol, this is the worst game for a stoner forum =)
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: alienscience]
#561840 - 06/04/11 12:01 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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more like the best.
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Slave of Cthulhu
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#561844 - 06/04/11 12:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>Insert Finger
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CosmicFool
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maybe I did that wrong,
I'm trying to get to the backside of the house
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
#562006 - 06/04/11 10:54 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>south
South of House
>east
You are behind the white house. A path leads into the forest to the east. In one corner of the house there is a small window which is slightly ajar.
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CosmicFool
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#562085 - 06/05/11 04:39 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>open window
>enter window
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smurf_master
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
#562153 - 06/05/11 11:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>open window
With great effort, you open the window far enough to allow entry.
>enter window
Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. A dark chimney leads down and to the east is a small window which is open. On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water.
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CosmicFool
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Re: The (Un)Official Zork Thread [Re: smurf_master]
#562625 - 06/07/11 06:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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>west
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