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Offlinekidaihuan
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I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever.
    #55542 - 06/11/08 02:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Come on guys! Start praying, taking bong hits to the cause or whatever the fuck you do for luck.

I need a bunch of fucking luck to get this visa. HELP ME THE FUCK OUT.

Anyone who prays, takes a bong hit for the cause or whatever, post in this thread saying so and I'll give you five shrooms - no questions asked.

Also, if you guys do it, I'll make a guarantee that I will never again molest or in any way nail anyone under the age of 25.

Now THAT is making a difference in the world. Come on guys! Save the 3 year old I would potentially molest and buttfuck!


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55548 - 06/11/08 02:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You know chinas the cradle of RCs right? You could find kilos of 2ci there for cheap


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55554 - 06/11/08 02:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

But if it doesn't work there is still a chance you will rape children? They need a rating lower then 0.


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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: wowitch420]
    #55566 - 06/11/08 02:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

wowitch420 said:
You know chinas the cradle of RCs right? You could find kilos of 2ci there for cheap




Probably, but who knows... unlegit sellers, etc. Plus I can't do the deal since I don't know shit of English.


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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: dfernandez90]
    #55568 - 06/11/08 02:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

dfernandez90 said:
But if it doesn't work there is still a chance you will rape children? They need a rating lower then 0.




Yeah! So pray to god, buddha, jesus, allah, cookie monster, etc that I get the visa!


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55595 - 06/11/08 03:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My 499th post was saying how I was going to f'k a child.

:lol:

My 500th was "Shrooms? Where?"


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55600 - 06/11/08 03:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I will sacrifice 3 goats and a pig to Moloch on your behalf.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Toiletduk]
    #55601 - 06/11/08 03:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You got five.

Moloch will be pleased.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55610 - 06/11/08 03:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lsd:


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: PsilocybinMike]
    #55618 - 06/11/08 04:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

when I get my bud I'll smoke one for ya.  NO MORE MOLESTING!!!!  :kingcrankey:


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55619 - 06/11/08 04:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Who's Moloch?

Sounds important.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
    #55623 - 06/11/08 04:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ill smoke one for ya

im waiting on the china ppl to really help me out .. hopefully they will


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #55628 - 06/11/08 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you are so fucking retarded. i hope your plane explodes.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: maggotz]
    #55631 - 06/11/08 05:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't worry he's not really a pedo.


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OfflineHanky
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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
    #55633 - 06/11/08 05:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hello Mongo.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Hanky]
    #55636 - 06/11/08 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Your sig is gay you've tried how many species of mushrooms?

One?

Fag.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
    #55639 - 06/11/08 05:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've had access to more species than you, that's for sure.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Hanky]
    #55640 - 06/11/08 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yea right different strains don't count tardman.

I bet you'd like p. mexicana or ps. cyan, you can't just try cubensis and say all mushrooms are gay I bet that's what you did.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Mungo]
    #55643 - 06/11/08 05:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not talking about different strains, I'm talking different species.

I've had subaeruginosa, cubensis, mexicana, pan cyans and liberty caps.


Seems you bet wrong, though you're always wrong.


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Re: I'm applying for a visa for my wife tomorrow - make it work and I won't molest a kid - ever. [Re: Hanky]
    #55645 - 06/11/08 05:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why don't you like them?

Repressed memories of anal rape come back and make you cwy?


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