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How long does it take you to have a shit?
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Really.

I timed with my Rolex.

30 seconds travel time from here to the bathroom and back.

45 seconds on-the-can time including a urination and a relax. Typical solid waste emptying time for me.

60 seconds thorough wiping job

30 seconds washing hands and admiring self in mirror

Total time 2:45.

How about you?
How long does the shitting process take you?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 06/03/08 11:52 PM until the end of time

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
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yeah i don't have a rolex  :angrykidface:

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
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I believe he meant Folex i.e. a fake Rolex. He does live in China after all. Nothing is legit over there, not even the people.

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: Tangerines]
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they sure do have good food though :hamsterdance:

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
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Have you had authentic Chinese or Amerinese food?

I agree though, both kinds taste good to me.

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: Tangerines]
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amerinese, haha.

i've had a chinese lady make me food at her house, if that counts?  :lol:

but other than that i haven't had anything "authentic"

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
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Yeah, it's a fake Rolex.

And most of the American Chinese places either sell Amernese whatever you call it or Cantonese food, ie, food from Hong Kong and the area.

Up here in Shanghai... very different from Chinese food in Canada.

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #50504 -

this thread smells like shit


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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: beatyou]
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I thought it typically took people longer to shit.

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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
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I actually just dropped a duece, it took about 3 min.


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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
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Re: How long does it take you to have a shit? [Re: kidaihuan]
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Instant cause I wear depends.

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