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Hydro


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Poor Grandma
#249722 - 07/15/09 02:40 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
She writes: Dear Grand-son, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma
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StormRider
Rider on the storm.


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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hydro]
#249756 - 07/15/09 05:25 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Old as grandma but still funny.
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Tripp420
WAT?



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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: StormRider]
#249782 - 07/15/09 06:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
StormRider said: Old as grandma but still funny. 
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usg543
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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hydro]
#249798 - 07/15/09 07:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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you're still here??
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again


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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: usg543]
#249825 - 07/15/09 10:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah and he disabled ratings
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Hughtoxin
Exploring the Wild



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Hydro


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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hughtoxin]
#249917 - 07/16/09 07:38 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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my rating is 4.5/5 so really its not like its terrible i just dont give a fuck if my rating is 0 or 5 i dont need to feel special like you obliviously do . But eh im glad that a little shinny star make your world spin !
Edited by Hydro (07/16/09 07:39 AM)
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again


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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hydro]
#249924 - 07/16/09 08:43 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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no, i just think it's funny when people disable ratings.
clearly, those are the people that care.
and i never said your rating was terrible. i could care less what it is. i just think it's a bitch move to disable ratigs.
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Hydro


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Its a bitch move? ROFL
Your taking this shit to seriously.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again


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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hydro]
#249927 - 07/16/09 08:51 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah... you know me all too well.
i live for the growery
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Hydro


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plentyoffish.com
Go and find some friends. !
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again


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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hydro]
#249930 - 07/16/09 09:02 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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got some
funny you mention that though, my poor depressed sad excuse of a friend goes on there and tries to find love
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Hydro


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ouch . Find love on plentoffish is quiet a challenge. i thought it was a fuck site...
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again


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Re: Poor Grandma [Re: Hydro]
#249936 - 07/16/09 09:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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he's so lonely and sad and pathetic that i think just talking to people fills his little heart with love.
or what he thinks love is.
-------------------- niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Hydro


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LMAO , well at least its free. I have a friend that spend cash on that shit. it call lava life ..
Than he meet random fat girls and gets disappointed every shot.
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