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OfflineplaydohA
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To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza
    #194698 - 02/11/09 01:26 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

I saw this today and wanted to share it, it's from craigslist's missed connections:

Quote:

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.




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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: playdoh]
    #194700 - 02/11/09 01:36 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

lolz


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OfflineMistaUNGA
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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: playdoh]
    #194702 - 02/11/09 01:41 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

nice


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #194704 - 02/11/09 01:44 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

Damn thats funny.:lol:


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: playdoh]
    #194706 - 02/11/09 01:47 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

:hehehe:


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: playdoh]
    #194708 - 02/11/09 01:49 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

So how's life, Anno?


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #194725 - 02/11/09 03:15 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: playdoh]
    #194727 - 02/11/09 03:34 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

love at first sound


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: impgl]
    #194732 - 02/11/09 03:47 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha :cool:


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: playdoh]
    #194738 - 02/11/09 04:03 PM (7 years, 9 months ago)

Craigslist is infinitely useful. :lol:


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Re: To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #195392 - 02/13/09 12:52 AM (7 years, 9 months ago)

except when you live where i live....
and there is no craigslist....
tis shit...


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