Home | Community | Message Board


Seedsman.com
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Welcome to the Growery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflinevitaminTHC


Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 56
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
Best stoner job
    #119890 - 09/09/08 04:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

WHAT IS IT???

I really need a job to pay my rent at the end of the month. Do you guys have any ideas??? Serious ideas! I was excited to find a job opening at a casino near LA but found out at the last minute they drug test. Total bummer. Any ideas???


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinej0nnyb0y05
Sex, Nugs, And Rock N' Roll
Male


Registered: 05/01/08
Posts: 425
Last seen: 3 years, 8 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
    #119895 - 09/09/08 04:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

any serving job at resturants....but the best stoner job is pizza delivery. you can smoke in your car haha your never around ur boss when your outside work. plus sometimes you roll up to stoners houses and they give u hits


--------------------
"One Day, One World, One Love." 4/20   


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleRoxum
Fulltime Doubter


Registered: 05/02/08
Posts: 1,624
Re: Best stoner job [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
    #119897 - 09/09/08 04:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

j0nnyb0y05 said:
any serving job at resturants....but the best stoner job is pizza delivery. you can smoke in your car haha your never around ur boss when your outside work. plus sometimes you roll up to stoners houses and they give u hits




QFT


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineLordOfChaos
AKA KADA
Male


Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 245
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: Roxum]
    #119910 - 09/09/08 04:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I deliver pizza at night. Best stoner job ever! Make lots of extra money in tips, so thats great in case I need some quick cash that night for anything. I bring home free pizza whenever i want, so thats great munchie food. The boss at work knows everyone that smokes, but he doesn't care at all. You can go to work stoned outta your mind and they don't care. Some of the insiders drink on the job lol.


--------------------
It's not paranoia when they really are out to get you


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offline0xYg3n
el cid
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,591
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: LordOfChaos]
    #119913 - 09/09/08 04:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Do you ever get tipped with weed?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblebeatyou
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,143
Loc: 512/atx
Re: Best stoner job [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #119921 - 09/09/08 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

0xYg3n said:
Do you ever get tipped with weed?




A really cute girl delivered out pizza one time and we invited her inside to smoke a couple bowls. So yes, that happens. Also given a dominos guy a fat ROOR rip for his tip. they are usually fine with it, cheaper than giving actual tip also.


--------------------
this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinevitaminTHC


Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 56
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
    #119956 - 09/09/08 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Funny that this is the only job mentioned. I used to work for a pizza delivery place but unfortunately it was in the heart of LA and a VERY high stress job. They gave me a map and like 10 pizzas and just said figure it out. If I did get stoned at work I wouldn't have been able to do it. I quit that job and to be honest I'm glad I did. I would have done that job in a smaller town but way too stressful in LA.

Any other ideas? I'm going to shower and shave and then head out. Any other input will be greatly appreciated!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleslackophage
Misanthropist
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 890
Loc: Tacompton, WA
Re: Best stoner job [Re: beatyou]
    #119958 - 09/09/08 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Buddy of mine works delivering pizzas for a place right down the road. He'll show up at the door with spare pizzas to trade for bong hits, or if he just needs a spot to chill and roast one.

Best stoner job IMO is sysadmin/IT for a small company. If you're competent and your systems don't break left & right, you get to slack off at a computer all day. Get with the right company, and you can smoke all day too.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDungenessDank
Lord of the Flies

Registered: 05/06/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: slackophage]
    #119964 - 09/09/08 06:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If you don't mind long hours, hard work, and good pay, get a job on a fishing boat, most fisherman smoke weed or don't care if you do on the job, just be ready to claim it for yours or ditch it overboard if the coasties show up.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleslackophage
Misanthropist
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 890
Loc: Tacompton, WA
Re: Best stoner job [Re: DungenessDank]
    #119966 - 09/09/08 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"long hours" and "hard work" aren't the first things that come to mind when I think "stoner job" though....to each their own :shrug:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinevitaminTHC


Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 56
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: DungenessDank]
    #119967 - 09/09/08 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Great idea. But again, I live in the heart of Los Angeles. Not very practical. And I have a dog that would poo everywhere while I was on a boat. haha


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMungo
Free as a Bird
Male User Gallery

Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 510
Loc: Indianapolis
Last seen: 6 years, 1 month
Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
    #119968 - 09/09/08 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Security guard.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTHEBats
The Bridge Master
Male


Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: Mungo]
    #119969 - 09/09/08 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

see if any dispensaries need help.


--------------------
kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDungenessDank
Lord of the Flies

Registered: 05/06/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: Mungo]
    #119971 - 09/09/08 06:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mungo said:
Security guard.




Bingo, my buddy in the city smokes copious amounts and works security. He sits in a bank all day and reads books, bullshits with people, etc all day. Pretty stoner friendly, you'd be amazed how many people who work at the bank smoke too.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinevitaminTHC


Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 56
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: DungenessDank]
    #119974 - 09/09/08 06:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Don't you need a security guard card for that stuff? I got no time to train for shit! :frown:

Although that would be a sick job.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDungenessDank
Lord of the Flies

Registered: 05/06/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
    #119979 - 09/09/08 06:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nope, he just showed up and got the job starting at minimum wage, and he gets a raise ever quarter or so. I'm sure if you took training while working you could make even more.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinevitaminTHC


Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 56
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: vitaminTHC]
    #119994 - 09/09/08 07:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, I'm going to look into that. thanks man!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMuddinPede


Registered: 08/03/08
Posts: 16
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: Roxum]
    #120097 - 09/10/08 01:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

j0nnyb0y05 said:....but the best stoner job is pizza delivery.



:thumbup:

I've worked for Domino's for well over a year now. It is THE BEST job a stoner can have. It's just me, my car, and my bud. The busier it get's inside, the more I'm in my car on the road. On a busy day like Friday, you may come in at 5:30 and be out of the store on a delivery the entire night(except coming in to grab another delivery).

Needless to say massive bud amounts are consumed while at work. My pipe is my companion at work. I've brought my bong once, but it's hard to conceal and I usually like to waith til the end of the day to let it fry me.

I've get smoked out on occasion, and I like to see the look on their faces when the pizza guy pulls out a loaded pipe to match it.

Just remember, Rhotos and Ozium is the magic behind it. It is IMO the best eyedrop/airspray combo made. I like to throw in a cig here or there sometimes if it gets to wreaking too bad.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineTripp420
WAT?
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/08
Posts: 4,186
Last seen: 1 year, 7 months
Re: Best stoner job [Re: Mungo]
    #120105 - 09/10/08 01:33 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mungo said:
Security guard.




my cousins boyfriend works as one at a casino....
sits and stares at the parking lot all night blazed outta his mind....


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleusg543
◕‿◕
 Arcade Champion: A Blast

Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 7,259
Re: Best stoner job [Re: Tripp420]
    #120112 - 09/10/08 02:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

most security guards make shit. pretty much minimum wage. how you live off that? not sure.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* What do you do? Job. And what does it pay?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
highasfuck 4,815 60 08/30/08 11:03 PM
by ezKiel
* NYC Delivery Services
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Mad Hatter 5,562 63 06/26/08 11:49 AM
by MFDoom666
* Mornin' Stoner Thread
( 1 2 3 4 ... 82 83 )
Atheist
72,132 1,640 07/11/09 02:34 PM
by Picklez
* what kind of stoner are you?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
dutchmushroom 6,944 77 08/10/09 02:23 PM
by Fazed
* Hot stoner chicks
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Yasi 20,420 71 10/10/08 01:15 PM
by beatyou
* Special Delivery..
( 1 2 3 all )
Hefe
4,444 57 11/21/08 05:11 PM
by Justice_Fish
* What's your job
( 1 2 all )
godspeedyou 3,037 23 07/19/08 02:27 PM
by highasfuck
* Good afternoon, stoners.
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
andyistic 8,304 108 03/25/09 06:35 PM
by Hefe

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: FurrowedBrow, Harry_Ba11sach, Stoneth, Dr. Siekadellyk
5,701 topic views. 2 members, 126 guests and 360 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Vaposhop
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.064 seconds spending 0.004 seconds on 16 queries.