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Offlineislandgrower
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The Police Are At My Place
    #100501 - 08/02/08 04:38 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I Called Them!

Someone was trying to creep through my bedroom window.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: islandgrower]
    #100502 - 08/02/08 04:41 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Why don't you just handle it yourself? Invest in a gun, you don't need the police to hold your hand.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: aDoS]
    #100503 - 08/02/08 04:46 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Cause I am Just a baby, not even 19 yet haha.

I honestly don't feel comfortable with guns. But I still handled it myself. I got the fuck out of bed and yelled at the guy to get the fuck out and he peaced.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: islandgrower]
    #100515 - 08/02/08 05:50 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Take some percations my friend, even in nice places police take a few minutes to respond and that could be your ass.

I like my guns, but i would prolly have more fun watching a thievs head crack off the end of my bat than if i shot his ass. im a big guy and can judge the situation to decide what kind of force to apply. I also have some, um, options laying around the house. U can at least make sure there are no noiseless points of entry, and keep something heavy in a place where you will get it before an intruder.

God forbid something like this happens again, but remember: you will have nights where calling the cops over would be worse than getting robbed, agree?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: rodfarva]
    #100518 - 08/02/08 06:11 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

And just what the fuck is a percation?


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Invisiblewowitch420
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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #100519 - 08/02/08 06:12 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

im fryin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: wowitch420]
    #100524 - 08/02/08 06:49 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Where are your puppets tonight pooboy?


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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: aDoS]
    #100530 - 08/02/08 06:57 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

aDoS said:
Why don't you just handle it yourself? Invest in a gun, you don't need the police to hold your hand.




yeah no shit.

when shit like that happens I let my alarm go off and if they do infact enter my house I prepare to defend myself, amagine getting caught calling the cops by some crazy fucker with a weapon :frown:


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #100575 - 08/02/08 08:21 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Police=backup

I mean, it's what we pay em for.  Make em do their real job rather than that other bs

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Ferris]
    #100577 - 08/02/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

they'll never arrive in time anyways... so waste your time calling.

alarms are loud and scare people away usually and it calls out the police for you and doesn't give away where your hiding with a 12gauge either.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: wowitch420]
    #100650 - 08/02/08 09:36 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

wowitch420 said:
im fryin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa




holy crack ur in cali brah!

:bowdown:

:hankyluvztehcock:


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Offlineislandgrower
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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: MFDoom666]
    #100736 - 08/02/08 11:41 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Ha and the cops fucked up. I looked around back this morning because last night they made it sound like they had no leads/evidence.

Well, they fucked up. What about the screen for my window chilling behind the barbecue?

The operator at the station said he could try to send a crime scene investigation team out. I said I'll come in Monday. Not trying to hide my stash again.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: islandgrower]
    #100782 - 08/02/08 01:13 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

this is why I own an ak.


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #100841 - 08/02/08 01:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

everytime i was on a coke binge i would hallucinate niggers breaking in from every window, even in my fucking attic :coleman:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #100850 - 08/02/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

kinda like night of the living dead but instead of brains they want your watch bitch.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #100860 - 08/02/08 01:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2:

coked out fingers do not mix with triggers

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: aDoS]
    #100883 - 08/02/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

aDoS said:
Why don't you just handle it yourself? Invest in a gun, you don't need the police to hold your hand.




It might just be the fact that I'm a pussy, but I wouldn't think of shooting an intruder. The repercussions if you paralyzed or killed the intruder could be bad. It seems like our justice system would fuck you over for defending yourself.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: godspeedyou]
    #100886 - 08/02/08 02:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

In some states if you have no trespassing signs, you're within your rights to shoot an intruder.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Roxum]
    #100888 - 08/02/08 02:22 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

That's good, then.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: godspeedyou]
    #100892 - 08/02/08 02:24 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Not always, but


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Roxum]
    #100898 - 08/02/08 02:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

it's best to kill them.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Roxum]
    #100955 - 08/02/08 03:39 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

invest in a street pistol or since ur 18 getta shotty isnt it legal? if someone was breakin into my shit I would buy a gun that day..

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Re: The Police Are At My Place *DELETED* [Re: ieatglue01]
    #100980 - 08/02/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #100990 - 08/02/08 04:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

fuck it, set up some booby traps



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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: drok]
    #100991 - 08/02/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yo dee rok!

u pwn.

:headbang3:


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: drok]
    #100992 - 08/02/08 04:55 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

drok said:
fuck it, set up some booby traps






Yeah, put some donuts over a mouse trap or some shit.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #100994 - 08/02/08 04:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

heres some ideas



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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101127 - 08/02/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ieatglue01 said:
ya 12 guage is best 20 guage is to powerful




WHAT???? do you know anything about guns? A 12 gauge is larger in diameter than a 20 gauge. 12 shells have larger shot or slugs and more powder.

where I live, we go by the 3 SH's

1- SHOOT
2- SHOVEL
3- SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!!

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Re: The Police Are At My Place *DELETED* [Re: fantasy2reality]
    #101133 - 08/02/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101138 - 08/02/08 07:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

From Wiki:

No.of lead balls in one pound diameter of lead balls:
10 0.76" (19.7 mm) <=== Largest
12 0.73" (18.5 mm)
16 0.66" (16.8 mm)
20 0.62" (15.6 mm)
28 0.55" (14.0 mm)

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101141 - 08/02/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AuroraBorealis said:
Quote:

fantasy2reality said:
Quote:

ieatglue01 said:
ya 12 guage is best 20 guage is to powerful




WHAT???? do you know anything about guns? A 12 gauge is larger in diameter than a 20 gauge. 12 shells have larger shot or slugs and more powder.

where I live, we go by the 3 SH's

1- SHOOT
2- SHOVEL
3- SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!!



20 is more then 12 can u count?




LMFAO... do you seriously know what the fuck your talking about????

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: fantasy2reality]
    #101146 - 08/02/08 07:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

20 is more then 12 can u count?





That's seriously retarded!


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Re: The Police Are At My Place *DELETED* [Re: Hanky]
    #101203 - 08/02/08 08:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101204 - 08/02/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AuroraBorealis said:
i ment 12 is better then 20 can u count backwards?



Oh dear - your statement here makes no sense, and you misspelled "meant".

:nonono:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101207 - 08/02/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AuroraBorealis said:
i ment 12 is better then 20 can u count backwards?




Just admit that you have no idea what you're talking about.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101219 - 08/02/08 09:11 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

AuroraBorealis said:
i ment 12 is better then 20 can u count backwards?




lmfao the most pathetic cover up in the history of the growery... probably.

I don't know about you guys but this guy deserves so zero ratings for being a retard.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101228 - 08/02/08 09:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I agree with you.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #101236 - 08/02/08 09:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Making the growery a better place, one rating at a time.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101242 - 08/02/08 09:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

that's one good thing about FL.  If someone breaks in my house I have every right to take em out.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101243 - 08/02/08 09:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It's so much more fun now that we can give people a hard time.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #101245 - 08/02/08 09:33 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
It's so much more fun now that we can give people a hard time.



I like to think of this as rehab for retards.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101250 - 08/02/08 09:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
Quote:

Hanky said:
It's so much more fun now that we can give people a hard time.



I like to think of this as rehab for retards.




except there's no rehabilitation involved.  just cold hard punishment.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101252 - 08/02/08 09:38 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Cold hard punishment is the most fun!


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #101253 - 08/02/08 09:39 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:yesnod:


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101255 - 08/02/08 09:41 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Apparently we do it because we are bitter and our lives are lacking.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #101259 - 08/02/08 09:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

the only thing my life is lacking is a sheet of acid and a tank of NO2.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #101260 - 08/02/08 09:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I always have this sense of vengeance lingering within me.

Attacking a new victim validates me as the man I am.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101261 - 08/02/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

damn.  you guys really raped his ratings :lol:


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101263 - 08/02/08 09:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

He doesn't care about ratings.  You can tell that by the speed that he gives out payback ratings.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101264 - 08/02/08 09:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks :smile:


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101265 - 08/02/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

We aim to please.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #101269 - 08/02/08 09:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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He doesn't care about ratings.  You can tell that by the speed that he gives out payback ratings.




yeah no shit


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Re: The Police Are At My Place *DELETED* [Re: Hanky]
    #101272 - 08/02/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101276 - 08/02/08 09:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

what does that mean?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place *DELETED* [Re: captain.koons]
    #101282 - 08/02/08 10:08 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: AuroraBorealis]
    #101286 - 08/02/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

is there even a such thing as double dipped blotters? lol

I hear the laying process isn't effective applied twice.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101288 - 08/02/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It probably works for geltabs, but not for paper.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101293 - 08/02/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

aren't geltabs or  glass planes made by like making a mold of a gelatin mixture?

meaning you could have as much lsd or as little as you want per area of gel?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101295 - 08/02/08 10:28 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

The way I've seen it done, they take small sheets of gelatin and soak it into the LSD solution, like blotter paper.
However, the gel tabs are thicker so they absorb more, and hold it better.
Also, since the gel used is very dark, it's more resistant to light.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101296 - 08/02/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Interesting.

All I need now is a gram of lsd, how much would a gram of crystal cost if you could find a source? :o


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101297 - 08/02/08 10:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Interesting.

All I need now is a gram of lsd, how much would a gram of crystal cost if you could find a source? :o




you would need to perform a thumbprint first.


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101299 - 08/02/08 10:32 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I've heard that.

I'm pretty sure a lot of people would just accept your hard earned cash.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101300 - 08/02/08 10:32 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Depends on the cook/dealer.

He could easily just give it to you, or charge $10,000 for it.
Most likely somewhere between.

If you are entrusted by the cook to lay out sheets for future deals,
then he'll give you free samples for your own use.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101302 - 08/02/08 10:33 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Neato

I wonder how hard it would be to learn how to cook LSD :o

Inbred people cook meth all the time.. so like how hard could cooking lsd be?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101303 - 08/02/08 10:35 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

Making LSD is far more complicated than making meth, dude.

You need precursors that are difficult to obtain, as well as some rather
expensive lab equipment that most people won't have access to.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101307 - 08/02/08 10:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

what precursors other than the ergot tartamine or w.e are hard to find?

I heard it takes like a grand worth the glassware which isn't a lot considering how much lsd is worth by weight.

You can also grow ergot fungi probably easily, dunno about bulk though.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101310 - 08/02/08 10:41 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

You need diethylamine of course, but you can make that yourself.

The hard part is doing the chromotography chem separation (requires a dark room), and keeping the resulting LSD stable.

You also need to convert whatever iso-LSD you get into LSD.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101312 - 08/02/08 10:42 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:O

do you cook dr00gz?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101314 - 08/02/08 10:44 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I used to in chem labs awhile ago, but I'm retired from that stuff now.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101317 - 08/02/08 10:46 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

how old is the andyistic?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101318 - 08/02/08 10:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

67 - and let me tell you - those BenGay rubs sure make my life easier.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101320 - 08/02/08 10:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Lies!


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101322 - 08/02/08 10:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No way - try it - just a little along the thighs and calves does wonders!

Smells nasty though.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101323 - 08/02/08 10:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I don't use any sort of lotion or cream other than Dove soap.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #101325 - 08/02/08 10:56 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

How do you expect to get your skin baby soft?

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101328 - 08/02/08 11:05 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

My skin is baby soft.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Roxum]
    #101333 - 08/02/08 11:12 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

That's fucked up. If some mothafucka came creepin in through my window, I would have handled it very differently. I would have waited till he was all the way inside. Wait till he was off guard then bam! I'd be like, "You made a bad choice son!" and have my knife at his throat and depending on his choices from there, the ending can vary. He would pay for his poor choice, no doubt that.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Roxum]
    #101541 - 08/03/08 01:15 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Invest in some coyote or bear traps.

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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #101692 - 08/03/08 04:29 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

THEBats said:
kinda like night of the living dead but instead of brains they want your watch bitch.




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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #101695 - 08/03/08 04:48 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Slave of Cthulhu said:
That's fucked up. If some mothafucka came creepin in through my window, I would have handled it very differently. I would have waited till he was all the way inside. Wait till he was off guard then bam! I'd be like, "You made a bad choice son!" and have my knife at his throat and depending on his choices from there, the ending can vary. He would pay for his poor choice, no doubt that.




:tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: andyistic]
    #101698 - 08/03/08 07:05 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
From Wiki:

No.of lead balls in one pound diameter of lead balls:
10 0.76" (19.7 mm) <=== Largest
12 0.73" (18.5 mm)
16 0.66" (16.8 mm)
20 0.62" (15.6 mm)
28 0.55" (14.0 mm)




Exactly!!! what an idiot LMAO amazing what wiki and google can do for the uneducated huh????

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