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Offlineislandgrower
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The Police Are At My Place
    #100501 - 08/02/08 06:38 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I Called Them!

Someone was trying to creep through my bedroom window.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: islandgrower]
    #100502 - 08/02/08 06:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why don't you just handle it yourself? Invest in a gun, you don't need the police to hold your hand.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: aDoS]
    #100503 - 08/02/08 06:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cause I am Just a baby, not even 19 yet haha.

I honestly don't feel comfortable with guns. But I still handled it myself. I got the fuck out of bed and yelled at the guy to get the fuck out and he peaced.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: islandgrower]
    #100515 - 08/02/08 07:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Take some percations my friend, even in nice places police take a few minutes to respond and that could be your ass.

I like my guns, but i would prolly have more fun watching a thievs head crack off the end of my bat than if i shot his ass. im a big guy and can judge the situation to decide what kind of force to apply. I also have some, um, options laying around the house. U can at least make sure there are no noiseless points of entry, and keep something heavy in a place where you will get it before an intruder.

God forbid something like this happens again, but remember: you will have nights where calling the cops over would be worse than getting robbed, agree?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: rodfarva]
    #100518 - 08/02/08 08:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And just what the fuck is a percation?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Hanky]
    #100519 - 08/02/08 08:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

im fryin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: wowitch420]
    #100524 - 08/02/08 08:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Where are your puppets tonight pooboy?


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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: aDoS]
    #100530 - 08/02/08 08:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

aDoS said:
Why don't you just handle it yourself? Invest in a gun, you don't need the police to hold your hand.




yeah no shit.

when shit like that happens I let my alarm go off and if they do infact enter my house I prepare to defend myself, amagine getting caught calling the cops by some crazy fucker with a weapon :frown:


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OfflineFerris
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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: captain.koons]
    #100575 - 08/02/08 10:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Police=backup

I mean, it's what we pay em for.  Make em do their real job rather than that other bs


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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Ferris]
    #100577 - 08/02/08 10:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

they'll never arrive in time anyways... so waste your time calling.

alarms are loud and scare people away usually and it calls out the police for you and doesn't give away where your hiding with a 12gauge either.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: wowitch420]
    #100650 - 08/02/08 11:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

wowitch420 said:
im fryin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa




holy crack ur in cali brah!

:bowdown:

:hankyluvztehcock:


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Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: MFDoom666]
    #100736 - 08/02/08 01:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ha and the cops fucked up. I looked around back this morning because last night they made it sound like they had no leads/evidence.

Well, they fucked up. What about the screen for my window chilling behind the barbecue?

The operator at the station said he could try to send a crime scene investigation team out. I said I'll come in Monday. Not trying to hide my stash again.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: islandgrower]
    #100782 - 08/02/08 03:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

this is why I own an ak.


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #100841 - 08/02/08 03:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

everytime i was on a coke binge i would hallucinate niggers breaking in from every window, even in my fucking attic :coleman:


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #100850 - 08/02/08 03:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

kinda like night of the living dead but instead of brains they want your watch bitch.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: THEBats]
    #100860 - 08/02/08 03:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl2:

coked out fingers do not mix with triggers


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: aDoS]
    #100883 - 08/02/08 04:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

aDoS said:
Why don't you just handle it yourself? Invest in a gun, you don't need the police to hold your hand.




It might just be the fact that I'm a pussy, but I wouldn't think of shooting an intruder. The repercussions if you paralyzed or killed the intruder could be bad. It seems like our justice system would fuck you over for defending yourself.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: godspeedyou]
    #100886 - 08/02/08 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In some states if you have no trespassing signs, you're within your rights to shoot an intruder.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: Roxum]
    #100888 - 08/02/08 04:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's good, then.


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Re: The Police Are At My Place [Re: godspeedyou]
    #100892 - 08/02/08 04:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not always, but



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