 DoPeYsMuRf
Registered: 08/13/09
Posts: 645
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lotr marathons.
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09/06/09 11:40 PM
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Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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 repitallday
Registered: 03/16/09
Posts: 813
Last seen: 14 years, 9 months
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headyeddie
Cool Dude In A Loose Mood
Registered: 03/29/09
Posts: 239
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your name rhymes, it makes me giggle.
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MasterHerbalist
MH:Jahsun
Registered: 02/18/09
Posts: 203
Loc: middle a
Last seen: 13 years, 1 month
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Yea, word up.
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03/31/09 09:32 PM
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
(hey can I get a nickle bag?)
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
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numonk
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 374
Loc: Back! From the digestive ...
Last seen: 15 years, 13 days
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Cheers :)
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03/29/09 01:48 PM
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Love is a many splendid thing, love lifts us up where we belong-all you need is love.
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tsollost
Master of Mopery
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 4,662
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I do my best,
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03/23/09 09:46 PM
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I am always here to help 
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Cody
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 204
Loc: South East USA
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big ups, mah friend.
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StormRider
Rider on the storm.
Registered: 02/27/09
Posts: 408
Loc: Eastern US.
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alakona
Registered: 06/15/08
Posts: 55
Last seen: 16 years, 10 months
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You make me want to be a better person than 0xyg3n so I can win your affections. 
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JakeVawter
Sir
Registered: 10/15/08
Posts: 43
Loc: Bakedfield
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
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you're nice. 
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matt
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,248
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Dude, you were so close to being cool
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01/22/09 08:48 PM
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then you got all butthurt and annoying....and then you removed the ratings you left me...
I was gonna remove this, but +5 is nicer.
Last Edited 01/27/09 12:02 AM
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egoa
Registered: 01/22/09
Posts: 21
Last seen: 17 years, 3 months
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Welcome to the growery
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01/22/09 08:08 PM
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You seem funny, please stick around.
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m3kgt
User
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 1,011
Loc: G-Spot TX
Last seen: 8 years, 11 months
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light hearted mods
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01/20/09 03:05 PM
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are 
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yellownotepad
Pharmaceutical Agriculturalist
Registered: 06/22/08
Posts: 1,702
Last seen: 14 years, 12 hours
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ups,
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
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are your ratings bad. You seem fine...but this could change. 
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perosiste
I controls the spice
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,193
Loc: I controls the universe
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why not? Yer cool.
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Ben18
Drunk Derelict
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 3,189
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big uppssss
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ManInTheCorner
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 400
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days, dawning...
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01/03/09 10:30 PM
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skins crawling.
pure morning.
Last Edited 01/03/09 10:30 PM
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Atheist
Stoner
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,113
Loc: USA
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had to give ya +5
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mhbound
Ballin out at all cost
Registered: 09/22/08
Posts: 8,144
Loc: High 
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getta 5,
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MistaUNGA
green crack GREEN CRACK!!
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 2,382
Loc: Kalifornien, im Süden...
Last seen: 15 years, 9 months
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What is this?
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11/26/08 11:48 AM
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I am giving you a rating, cause I like you...w00t
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TripityDooDaDay
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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Hypnotizing avatar
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11/24/08 09:50 PM
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yer cool
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 25,276
Loc: No where ville, USA
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gave me +5, cheers!
I like you so you get 5 back
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Never_A_Frown
Primate #1
Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 223
Last seen: 15 years, 8 months
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like you.
Edited Nov 14, 2008 at 3:38:48 pm by bananatelephone
Last Edited 11/14/08 03:38 PM
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impgl
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,666
Last seen: 13 years, 2 months
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hilarious
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11/08/08 01:34 PM
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avatar... funny guy....yea.
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weilii
Registered: 10/11/08
Posts: 85
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nice weed
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11/08/08 10:06 AM
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and you are pretty cool too.
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Salmonged
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 82
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So you basically
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11/05/08 12:39 PM
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cheated death...and learned a valuable lesson... Glad to hear you are doing good.
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
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You are sweet,
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11/02/08 11:05 PM
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and congrats on completing rehab, must feel rewarding.
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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how dare
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10/20/08 09:40 AM
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there not be a rating here from me....
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Duke Leto
Blue within blue
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 181
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
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firecrotches
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10/20/08 06:27 AM
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need love too.
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ConcreteJungle
Herbsman
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 667
Last seen: 16 years, 8 months
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i like you...
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Calibrate
Registered: 08/29/08
Posts: 381
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Seen you around lately...
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10/17/08 07:23 PM
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and I have decided I like you....
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Tripp420
WAT?
Registered: 07/06/08
Posts: 4,186
Last seen: 11 years, 30 days
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Know you add ellipses after every phrase?
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
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I never thought
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10/09/08 05:09 PM
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I would rate you, but I will because you are alright...you silly spoiled cali kid. 
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dfernandez90
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 371
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generally like you
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JollyGreenJRayV
Mister
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 717
Loc: North America
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you sir are cool...also your avatar makes me giggle.
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JonnyBegood
Sex, Nugs, Rock & Roll
Registered: 09/29/08
Posts: 258
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
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rating for you.
OOOH first rating too!
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Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 7 years, 11 months
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Wow, this is lacking a rating from me...
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09/19/08 01:15 PM
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You know how I feel about you.
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turn_on_tune_in
Registered: 08/14/08
Posts: 34
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
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thumbs up
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09/19/08 12:28 PM
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for Newfoundland....I ate some good lobster while I was there.
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aToMiKpRoJeCKz
Professional Bong Hitter
Registered: 09/11/08
Posts: 34
Loc: Canada, eh.
Last seen: 17 years, 5 months
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Way to hail..
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09/15/08 04:41 PM
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from my city....
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months
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Sleepers UNITE!
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Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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make me happy.
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PsilocybinMike
T.F.Y.Q.A
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,592
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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coda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,736
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I always
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08/03/08 07:10 PM
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liked you, good guy.
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b0b gnarley
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 5,663
Last seen: 15 years, 29 days
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For your sig.
lawl.
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
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I don't
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08/01/08 01:52 PM
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give out zeros.
i luv you too.
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Ferris
Psychedelic Journeyman
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 354
Last seen: 17 years, 1 month
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Ferris said:
I even wrote a lotr style ballad once
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ezKiel
All About the Haze
Registered: 06/12/08
Posts: 2,474
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
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I wanted to give you a rating..but then you were banned...so now i forget why you are getting this.
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Cannabliss
Registered: 05/09/08
Posts: 56
Last seen: 15 years, 4 months
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being a speedy reader.
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maggotz
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,018
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better not be lying about thinking LOTR is better than Star Wars...cause i totally am giving you +5.
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Ombient
ɥɐɹq ɹǝqos
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 3,499
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Heres a rating
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07/21/08 10:31 AM
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for yourself.
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 3,188
Loc: ainrofilac
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have i not yet rated you....:(
+5 for my fellow fire crotch loving friend.
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Roxum
Fulltime Doubter
Registered: 05/02/08
Posts: 1,624
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thank you
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07/19/08 08:47 PM
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you are a cool d00d.
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j0nnyb0y05
Sex, Nugs, And Rock N' Roll
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 425
Last seen: 13 years, 2 months
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my good sir, get a +5!
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 17 years, 5 days
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...is the man.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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rated you...here ya go, for being a nice guy. 
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blunt master
up in smoke
Registered: 06/11/08
Posts: 1,089
Loc: NY
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
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for watching kids shows like i do.
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Agent00
Kickin it for Christ
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 927
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are pretty cool yourself
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Justice_Fish
Fustice_Jish
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,687
Loc: CebèuQ
Last seen: 15 years, 1 month
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Quebec.
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saltgurka
Registered: 07/06/08
Posts: 22
Last seen: 17 years, 7 months
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you!!!
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usg543
◕‿◕
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 7,259
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 6,170
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Oh Koons... You make my heart smile.
Last Edited 12/30/08 03:22 PM
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neepling
Fat Ladies Buttocks.
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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sexy...
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06/04/08 10:20 AM
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slav
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ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
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saying i was beautiful....and making me laugh everytime i see deepman!
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slackophage
Misanthropist
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 891
Loc: Tacompton, WA
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congrats!
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05/28/08 11:19 AM
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Happy Birthday!
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Trav
head stash
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 53
Last seen: 17 years, 11 months
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what you think is right!
btw: i wanted to be the first to rate you...but i was beat.
Last Edited 05/28/08 11:07 AM
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bmiles
artist
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 822
Loc: illinois
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from me....
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05/27/08 05:48 PM
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:)
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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deserve it!
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just me
GreenThumb
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,407
Loc: MO/TX/FL/HI
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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cool, sexy, smart....and badass!
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