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Offlineyoosername
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My neighbors got chickens...
    #845865 - 06/30/20 01:35 PM (4 months, 30 days ago)

All I hear all day long is cock-a-doodle-doo  :crankey:

They also got pigs and cows, so it smells like a regular barnyard.

I've already had to help them catch an escaping cow.  Last time they had pigs, they ended up in our yard more than once.  When their goats escaped, we ended up chasing them all around the neighborhood.


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername] * 1
    #845867 - 06/30/20 04:07 PM (4 months, 30 days ago)

Hey, at least you have access to fresh eggs

:highfive:


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
    #845868 - 06/30/20 08:39 PM (4 months, 30 days ago)

That's true, we used to have chickens and fresh eggs are delicious!  Unfortunately I've had to really limit the amount of egg that I consume ever since I was diagnosed with Crohn's disease :sad: so no more omelettes for me.


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername]
    #845878 - 07/02/20 04:17 AM (4 months, 29 days ago)

Sounds like a real farm-to-table kind of peepz you got in there.

Make good friends with them as insurance for when apocalypse comes.. maybe theyre keeping some aquaponics setup and some tilapia too?


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername]
    #845882 - 07/03/20 08:43 AM (4 months, 27 days ago)

Man, I remember when I first started with my goats. I found out what it meant to make a good fence. At first I used posts and welded wire, which was a massive disaster. The welded wire broke up and it was too loose.

When I moved up North, I did it right. I milled lumber with my chainsaw, put up wood posts and rails, and then wrapped knotted wire fence around the frame. Perfect and rustic looking.

Next, I am going with stone.


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: XUL]
    #846281 - 07/30/20 01:09 PM (4 months, 16 hours ago)

Today I realized that the sound of the rooster was not coming from my neighbors house, but instead from the woods.  I went to investigate and found him; a large, black and orange rooster, who was absolutely terrified of me, just hanging out in the woods.  I can't believe he hasn't been eaten yet.


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername] * 1
    #846285 - 07/31/20 07:13 AM (3 months, 30 days ago)

Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.

Day 3 no sleep:

The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!

Day 7 no sleep:

Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...

Day 10 no sleep:

I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.

Day 11 no sleep:

I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?

Day 13 no sleep:

Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..

Day 15 no sleep:

It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


Edited by poor boy (07/31/20 07:33 AM)


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Offlineyoosername
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
    #846287 - 07/31/20 01:29 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

I'm so woke I don't even need drugs to experience paranoid psychosis  :awesome:  :sad:

3 roosters in my yard this morning, my top science cat believes they are reproducing asexually.  I've sent her outside to investigate.


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername] * 1
    #846289 - 07/31/20 03:55 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Day 10 no sleep:

I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate




So wait, isn't that an assault of cocks with rocks?

Sounds like a cock-rocking good time right there...rock out with your cock out and all that.


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
    #846290 - 07/31/20 07:02 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
    #846291 - 07/31/20 07:05 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

My neighbor ate my pet rooster "Reagan"  :peyotezen:


True story


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
    #846292 - 07/31/20 07:06 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

:freewilly:  :rooster:


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
    #846293 - 07/31/20 07:09 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.

Day 3 no sleep:

The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!

Day 7 no sleep:

Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...

Day 10 no sleep:

I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.

Day 11 no sleep:

I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?

Day 13 no sleep:

Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..

Day 15 no sleep:

It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.




This sounds far too real to be a coincidence ...


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The Ego is a pathological condition
like a calcareous tumor or cyst
that begins growing in the personality
in the absence of hallucinogenic substances
-Terence McKenna-


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: P-O]
    #846294 - 07/31/20 07:10 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

P-O said:
My neighbor ate my pet rooster "Reagan"  :peyotezen:


True story






Actual photo of Reagan


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: P-O]
    #846295 - 07/31/20 08:34 PM (3 months, 30 days ago)

That's fucked up, I'd be pissed


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: P-O]
    #846297 - 08/01/20 09:08 AM (3 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

P-O said:
My neighbor ate my pet rooster "Reagan"  :peyotezen:


True story




Pack of wild dogs broke into my parents kennel and killed our pet pot belly. Or so my dad says.

It just so happens that these "wild dogs" decided to attack on Superbowl weekend...

Oh, this pig on the spit? Nah.. this is a different pig. I bought this one yesterday.

Mother fucker...


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
    #846298 - 08/01/20 09:09 AM (3 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

niteowl said:
Quote:

poor boy said:
Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.

Day 3 no sleep:

The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!

Day 7 no sleep:

Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...

Day 10 no sleep:

I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.

Day 11 no sleep:

I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?

Day 13 no sleep:

Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..

Day 15 no sleep:

It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.




This sounds far too real to be a coincidence ...




Please do tell...


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
    #846303 - 08/01/20 11:41 PM (3 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
Quote:

niteowl said:
Quote:

poor boy said:
Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.

Day 3 no sleep:

The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!

Day 7 no sleep:

Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...

Day 10 no sleep:

I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.

Day 11 no sleep:

I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?

Day 13 no sleep:

Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..

Day 15 no sleep:

It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.




This sounds far too real to be a coincidence ...




Please do tell...




Sounds like you've been on the 14-day meth-monster train before


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like a calcareous tumor or cyst
that begins growing in the personality
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
    #846304 - 08/02/20 08:03 AM (3 months, 28 days ago)

Not quite. I have been up for a few days on come though. I imagine meth being like that X10. :shrug:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
    #846305 - 08/02/20 10:05 AM (3 months, 28 days ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
Not quite. I have been up for a few days on come though. I imagine meth being like that X10. :shrug:




Cum gets you that excited, eh?


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