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 poor boy
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 I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired 
#840408 - 12/18/19 01:20 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had some time to kill so I wrote out a text to my wife and then hit send. The second I hit that button I fucking realize the name. Luke.
Here's the text
Grrr... Luke said go ahead and go to the next call. I get here, knock on the door.. he answers looking all butt fucked confused. Like, oh my god, someone butt fucked me and I don't know who it was. I said, sir. I did not butt fuck you but I am Mike from fixd. I'm here to do a walk through.
Oh. Haha. Ok. Well, Mike. You weren't supposed to be here until 3.
Well, James Hetfield. I'm fucking early.
Long story short, he needs about 30 min...
So yeah... And I promise I'm not making this up...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy]
#840412 - 12/18/19 01:32 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh. Luke is my boss...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Data
That Guy
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 4,137
Loc: Southwestern US 
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy] 1
#840413 - 12/18/19 01:37 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you” -NDT
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: Data]
#840414 - 12/18/19 01:40 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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He responded, but I gotta go talk to this Metallica looking mother fucker. I'll fill y'all in on the details later.
I'm not fired though...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy]
#840442 - 12/19/19 04:39 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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I honestly think you guys are passing up on some serious gold. The guys at work are def not letting this slip by. My wife too... Holy fuck.
You know how many times I've been asked if I'm ok because I look butt fucked confused?
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Data
That Guy
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 4,137
Loc: Southwestern US
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy]
#840460 - 12/19/19 08:26 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've honestly never heard the term butt fucked confused
I used to live in butt fuck nowhere...I might again in a few months...but a different nowhere 
PB = Mike 
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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you” -NDT
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: Data]
#840464 - 12/19/19 09:30 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mike Tyson mysteries, boy!
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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 Sham87
マリオ
Registered: 03/20/12
Posts: 7,625
Last seen: 56 minutes, 54 seconds
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy]
#840469 - 12/19/19 11:45 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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suck his dick already?
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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right...
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Data
That Guy
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 4,137
Loc: Southwestern US
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: Sham87]
#840471 - 12/19/19 11:54 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sham87 said:
suck his dick already?
Tyson's or Luke's?
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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you” -NDT
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: Sham87]
#840473 - 12/19/19 01:15 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sham87 said:
suck his dick already?
That's a weird fantasy you got there, bud.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Sham87
マリオ
Registered: 03/20/12
Posts: 7,625
Last seen: 56 minutes, 54 seconds
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy]
#840481 - 12/19/19 03:26 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Data said:
Sham87 said:
suck his dick already?
Tyson's or Luke's?
Luke, Tyson's an angel
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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right...
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poor boy
Village Idiot
Registered: 06/07/13
Posts: 16,230
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: Sham87]
#840502 - 12/19/19 07:03 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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What's been up with you lately? Everything all right? You've been saying some real weird shit..
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Amanita86
Head Manager
Registered: 10/12/14
Posts: 2,010
Loc: Just south of down.
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Re: I am officially an idiot and I'm probably going to get fired [Re: poor boy] 1
#840506 - 12/19/19 07:16 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tyson is an angel! 
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It's not easy being green..
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