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    #714860 - 02/13/14 09:26 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Got blood work the other day, and today I went in for results and to get a full physical.  Well I got baked on the way there so I was stoned when I got to the appointment. 

Basically im healthy as an ox. Liver and everything is fine.  Just minor back pain that im milking to get my green card. 

He asked if I could give a urine sample to check my vitamin levels and shit.  So I try and piss and cuz I pissed 20 mins before I could only fill cup halfway .  I set it on counter and ended up spilling whole container on the floor.  Fuck!  So I try for 10 mins and can only full 1/4 of it.  So I ended up fillin the rest with water thinkin it wont matter. I was baked and wanted to leave... so it seemed like a good idea at the time.

It wasn't a drug test so I didn't think it mattered .  I guess ill find out in a weeks if he knows.  Might awkward convo if the results are fucked up. :lol:

Fuck I hope I get my weed licence

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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #714876 - 02/13/14 09:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:hi5:


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #714884 - 02/13/14 09:54 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

It will totally fuck up a UA.  They check things like specific gravity and creatnine levels, which indicate kidney functions.


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #714886 - 02/13/14 09:57 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Ya the wife told em the same thing.

Ill just tell him the truth if the jig is up.


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #714940 - 02/13/14 10:59 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I am confused.. Why would he care if you have weed in your system?


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
    #714942 - 02/13/14 11:02 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

It wasn't a drug test


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #714943 - 02/13/14 11:09 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

that's what im saying. so why does it matter if you had THC in your urine?


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
    #714946 - 02/13/14 11:17 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

It doesn't .  Did u read the op dude? Lol


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #714957 - 02/14/14 12:34 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Why did you even fill it with water then, I think that's what he's getting at


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #714961 - 02/14/14 12:50 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

P-O said:
It doesn't .  Did u read the op dude? Lol




yep I dont reply in threads without reading all the posts

I was just wondering why you didnt just say you spilled the cup and that you couldnt pee anymore...

oh well, it doesnt matter, you were probably just being a paranoid stoner


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
    #714973 - 02/14/14 01:15 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Ya looking back I should have told him I was outta piss instead of topping it


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O] * 1
    #714983 - 02/14/14 02:06 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

yeah man, that's just weird.


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: iStoner]
    #716453 - 02/20/14 07:15 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'm trying to figure out why you thought it would be a good Idea to smoke up prior to going to the docs for a full physical or anything for that matter. :shrug:


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #716457 - 02/20/14 07:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Dont post in my threads ginger


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #716478 - 02/20/14 09:16 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'm offering my honest opinion. :shrug:


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #716500 - 02/21/14 12:12 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I would have just pooped in the cup a bit.


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
    #717356 - 02/24/14 07:20 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

urine results came back as " healthy"  :lol:



Here in canada its not easy to get your medical card.  There is only like 8 doctors in all of canada that will sign your papers here.  You will/can only get your card if u have a past condition and have "tried" different meds .  The only one in manitoba needs proof from your family doctor you have tried different prescriptions for your "condition".  Kinda a pain the ass for sure. 

So first i told him i was havin back pain.  x-ray showed my backs fine :facepalm:


So today i told him i suffer from anxiety (i dont really).  He gave me a perscrition for kpins.... fuck these zombie pills. My bro said he will take em for a trade them for a kush bag .  So Next visit i tell him they dont help.  "try" something else....  Then i got my proof i need for my medical card.  This is the same way 2 of my other friends got their cards.


cant wait to smoke legally


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
    #717363 - 02/24/14 07:32 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'd rather have a klonopin script, you lucky dog.


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: iStoner]
    #717380 - 02/24/14 08:34 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Wow 8 doctors in the entire country? They must be making a killing. What's the average cost for the rx and renewal? These parts it goes for $50-$60 new patient and $40 for a renewal with Dr everywhere. My bro just renewed and did a skype call with the dr! Such a joke here.


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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
    #717383 - 02/24/14 08:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Ya i hear is so easy to get your card south of the border.  I wish it was like that here.


Ya im not sure of the costs but i know there is only one dr in all of manitoba that will sign papers.  Apparently there is only like 30k people in all of canada with their card.

I cant wait.... even tho the new medical marijuana law comes into effect in april.  New rules : ZERO legal grows at allowed for patients to grow their own smoke.  Now All medicine must be grown by government approved grower :mad2:


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