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 P-O
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 went to the dr. today  1
#714860 - 02/13/14 07:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Got blood work the other day, and today I went in for results and to get a full physical. Well I got baked on the way there so I was stoned when I got to the appointment.
Basically im healthy as an ox. Liver and everything is fine. Just minor back pain that im milking to get my green card.
He asked if I could give a urine sample to check my vitamin levels and shit. So I try and piss and cuz I pissed 20 mins before I could only fill cup halfway . I set it on counter and ended up spilling whole container on the floor. Fuck! So I try for 10 mins and can only full 1/4 of it. So I ended up fillin the rest with water thinkin it wont matter. I was baked and wanted to leave... so it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It wasn't a drug test so I didn't think it mattered . I guess ill find out in a weeks if he knows. Might awkward convo if the results are fucked up. 
Fuck I hope I get my weed licence
Fin
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niteowl
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 Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714876 - 02/13/14 07:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Ego is a pathological conditionlike a calcareous tumor or cystthat begins growing in the personalityin the absence of hallucinogenic substances-Terence McKenna-
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714884 - 02/13/14 07:54 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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It will totally fuck up a UA. They check things like specific gravity and creatnine levels, which indicate kidney functions.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
Edited by Hawksresurrection (02/13/14 07:54 PM)
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P-O
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Ya the wife told em the same thing.
Ill just tell him the truth if the jig is up.
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 Picklez
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714940 - 02/13/14 08:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am confused.. Why would he care if you have weed in your system?
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
#714942 - 02/13/14 09:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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It wasn't a drug test
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Picklez
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714943 - 02/13/14 09:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's what im saying. so why does it matter if you had THC in your urine?
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
#714946 - 02/13/14 09:17 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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It doesn't . Did u read the op dude? Lol
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714957 - 02/13/14 10:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why did you even fill it with water then, I think that's what he's getting at
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Picklez
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#714961 - 02/13/14 10:50 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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P-O said:
It doesn't . Did u read the op dude? Lol
yep I dont reply in threads without reading all the posts
I was just wondering why you didnt just say you spilled the cup and that you couldnt pee anymore...
oh well, it doesnt matter, you were probably just being a paranoid stoner
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: Picklez]
#714973 - 02/13/14 11:15 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ya looking back I should have told him I was outta piss instead of topping it
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iStoner
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O] 1
#714983 - 02/14/14 12:06 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah man, that's just weird.
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: iStoner]
#716453 - 02/20/14 05:15 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm trying to figure out why you thought it would be a good Idea to smoke up prior to going to the docs for a full physical or anything for that matter. 
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P-O
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Dont post in my threads ginger
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#716478 - 02/20/14 07:16 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm offering my honest opinion.
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Harry Detroit in 304 made one last promise now
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GreenHorns
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I would have just pooped in the cup a bit.
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717356 - 02/24/14 05:20 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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urine results came back as " healthy"
Here in canada its not easy to get your medical card. There is only like 8 doctors in all of canada that will sign your papers here. You will/can only get your card if u have a past condition and have "tried" different meds . The only one in manitoba needs proof from your family doctor you have tried different prescriptions for your "condition". Kinda a pain the ass for sure.
So first i told him i was havin back pain. x-ray showed my backs fine 
So today i told him i suffer from anxiety (i dont really). He gave me a perscrition for kpins.... fuck these zombie pills. My bro said he will take em for a trade them for a kush bag . So Next visit i tell him they dont help. "try" something else.... Then i got my proof i need for my medical card. This is the same way 2 of my other friends got their cards.
cant wait to smoke legally
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iStoner
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#717363 - 02/24/14 05:32 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd rather have a klonopin script, you lucky dog.
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GreenHorns
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: iStoner]
#717380 - 02/24/14 06:34 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow 8 doctors in the entire country? They must be making a killing. What's the average cost for the rx and renewal? These parts it goes for $50-$60 new patient and $40 for a renewal with Dr everywhere. My bro just renewed and did a skype call with the dr! Such a joke here.
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wiggy wham wham wazzle
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717383 - 02/24/14 06:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ya i hear is so easy to get your card south of the border. I wish it was like that here.
Ya im not sure of the costs but i know there is only one dr in all of manitoba that will sign papers. Apparently there is only like 30k people in all of canada with their card.
I cant wait.... even tho the new medical marijuana law comes into effect in april. New rules : ZERO legal grows at allowed for patients to grow their own smoke. Now All medicine must be grown by government approved grower 
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#717396 - 02/24/14 08:36 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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8 doctors for all of Canada I call bullshit.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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P-O
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well there is only one in manitoba and thats a fact. there is zero doctors that will sign the papers in sask apparently (the clinic here is always backed with people from mb and sask).
I know doctors are very anti marijuana here. fuckin bs. I think its because the dont make $$$$ with monthly visits and by givin u pharma drugs.
I dont know the exact number of doctors. just been told from a few people its between 6-12 doctors who will take new patients and hook it up.
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#717433 - 02/24/14 10:58 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just did the math..... 30 000 card holders / 8 doctors : 3750 patients per doctor... that does sound pretty high
I bet in vancouver and toronto there is more willing doctors then here on prairies (1 doc)
So 8 prob is low.
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#717434 - 02/24/14 10:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would think it's quite low. I bet there are dozens and dozens in Vancouver alone.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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drawde
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717436 - 02/24/14 11:04 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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GreenHorns said:
Wow 8 doctors in the entire country? They must be making a killing. What's the average cost for the rx and renewal? These parts it goes for $50-$60 new patient and $40 for a renewal with Dr everywhere. My bro just renewed and did a skype call with the dr! Such a joke here.
A lot of doctors make a killing here but not from anything marijuana related.
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GreenHorns
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: drawde]
#717444 - 02/24/14 11:21 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Must be a neat clique up there between card holders. You going to shoot for a grow licence or is it a whole ordeal that requires pharmacist credentials and what have you?
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717446 - 02/24/14 11:36 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well its actually easy as fuck to get the grow licence if u got a card. most ppl get 6-25 plants ea. u can grow for other card members too and get some nice legal garden up here.
I got 2 buddys who are legal growers here. they grow the plants as big as possible so they can keep it legal. Health canada has NEVER checked gardens so often people have more than the limit.
Fucking sucks with the new rules next month..... Every single one of those legal gardens are gonna be illegal in April. I predict the price of weed will go pretty high. right now its super cheap.
Edited by P-O (02/24/14 11:45 PM)
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GreenHorns
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: P-O]
#717458 - 02/25/14 12:12 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah that will super suck for everyone.
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wiggy wham wham wazzle
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P-O
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Re: went to the dr. today [Re: GreenHorns]
#717459 - 02/25/14 12:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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greedy health canada. only huge corporation grows can get there licence now. Last i read only 4 or 5 have been approved so far.
This way they can tax the shit outta the approved gardens unlike home grows
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