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 itsaconspiracy
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 looking for a job. i have an awesome update and another update 
#675054 - 06/17/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well i went out on another job hunt today and filled out a few more applications and talk to some bosses and all i got was a couple "we will be contacting you" ( which is a no ) and a couple said "come back in a couple weeks and see"( which is a maybe). Now I've been looking for a job for 2 years and haven't got one yet and i was wondering what the hell? What am i doing wrong I'm shaved faced and dress nice for interviews and stuff also talk polite to everyone. does anyone have any tip on how to get a job? Or is there anyone else in the same situation i am?
Edited by itsaconspiracy (07/03/13 02:24 PM)
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 Deadkndys420
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Worst comes to worst you can join the military and get a free education and experience out of it.
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King Koopa
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What kind of jobs are you applying for?
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dont sign your life over to the military dude!
Do u have your grade 12? you can always take short small courses to make your resume look pimp.
I went out got my grade 12, then my class 1, air brake, first aid, cpr, Transportation of dangerous goods, whmis, H2S certificate, and im currently doing a 20 hr safety course. Most courses are cheap and take 1 day... even having your CPR+first Aid looks good.
You need something that makes you stand out from the rest  .
My resume is also 40% lies, I even have my friends as references (labeled as past employers) (i had zero work experience so i needed to spice it up) ... i dont recommend this tho
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itsaconspiracy
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 Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#675062 - 06/17/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Deadlykndys4220 said:
Worst comes to worst you can join the military and get a free education and experience out of it.
no that is not an option for me cause i hate the military don't get me wrong i sport our troops ,but i don't want to be a dog of the government.
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King Koopa said:
What kind of jobs are you applying for?
dude at this point anything i've aplied for a range of jobs from a walmart greater to a chef.
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Do u have your grade 12?
what do you mean by grade 12? as for all the education i have is a high school diploma and i am regeistered in first aid and cpr.
Edited by itsaconspiracy (06/17/13 09:36 PM)
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P-O
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diploma = grade 12 (we call it grade 12 here)
Just make your resume sexy as fuck dude...
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King Koopa
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what do you mean by grade 12? .
He's speaking canadian
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: King Koopa]
#675066 - 06/17/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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"how dare you be so canadian racist.... FFS koopa... HOW DARE YOU"
*end of my gask-e-lort impression
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#675067 - 06/17/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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PositiveOutlook said:
Just make your resume sexy as fuck dude...
How all the jobs i had in the past were all under the table if you know what i mean and i really don't have anything to add to it.
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P-O
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ya i worked under table for 2 guys too.... i just made up a construction name and said i worked at each place for a year each.... gave my friends numbers if they wanted to call
(told my buddy id give him a nice bud if he gets any calls )
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#675069 - 06/17/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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.... i just made up a construction name and said i worked at each place for a year each.... gave my friends numbers if they wanted to call
Damn soulds like a good idea ,but most of my friends are dicks so they would never do that for me even for weed.
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P-O
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Tell em to call me...
Ill say you were the best employee I had...
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#675071 - 06/17/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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that would awesome ,but you live in canada and i never lived in canada
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budgrowerwannabe
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Im in your boat. No job!!!! I had a good job couple months ago working for this gas company. Long story short I started smoking again and fail a drug test now No job
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GreenHorns
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I got my job from a place called Employment Connection. Hit up your local EDD office and see what programs there are in your area. Also indeed.com jobbing.com monster.com careerbuilder.com and craigslsit are good tools. It gets real discouraging filling out app after app and signing up for shit all day but its the nature of the beast now a days I guess.
Volunteering at places that are hiring also couldn't hurt. I did volunteer work at my library when I was on the hunt cause the county was hiring for a library asst. Look for opportunities like that. Good luck!
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Deadkndys420
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: GreenHorns]
#675134 - 06/18/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP do you have any job agencies around you?
I worked for one, for a month doing warehouse work.
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RasJeph
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sell drugs
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still beLIEve
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: RasJeph]
#675145 - 06/18/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
sell drugs
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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RasJeph said:
sell drugs
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#675148 - 06/18/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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sell drugs
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P-O
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The one industry that is ALWAYS hiring... 
Just sell weed tho.... Cuff a P or Hp, and start flippin o's and shit .
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#675150 - 06/18/13 12:04 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mushrooms could be profitable as well.
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P-O
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ya but they take forever to flip... people dont trip everyday, but they do blaze everyday.
Nothing worse then getting stuck with a huge bag of mush and no one to buy em.... Or so ive been told.....
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O] 1
#675153 - 06/18/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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IMO I think it depends on where you live.
Where I am at there is always people wanting to trip.
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budgrowerwannabe
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P-O
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Deadkndys420 said:
IMO I think it depends on where you live.
Where I am at there is always people wanting to trip.
true and the people you know... not many of my friends trip much anymore now that they got kids and careers and shit... but they all still smoke weed.
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Slim
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itsaconspiracy said:
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PositiveOutlook said:
.... i just made up a construction name and said i worked at each place for a year each.... gave my friends numbers if they wanted to call
Damn soulds like a good idea ,but most of my friends are dicks so they would never do that for me even for weed.
I think this ^^^ is your problem. You're surrounded by shitty people who don't inspire you to be better. You have to radiate confidence and competence. This will help attract people to you. Also, make it appear like you have a lot going on with your life. This makes people MUCH more likely to start a friendship/relationship with you. Learn cool hobbies that help you meet cool people who actually have good things going on for them. These connections will help you find a job. Also look on Craig's List. There are always temp. jobs posted on there. I don't believe you're trying very hard if you've been looking for two years unsuccessfully.
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Slim
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I mean, it's summer for God's sake; in other words, work season. Find a landscaping company or drive to the nearest college town (because they undergo mass exoduses in summer). You could also knock on doors with unkempt yards offering to help.
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itsaconspiracy
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RasJeph said:
sell drugs
i did thats what i ment by under the table ,but the reasorce for those item stopped( plants got discovered and distroyed).
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Slim said: I don't believe you're trying very hard if you've been looking for two years unsuccessfully.
i did but all the jobs so far have either never called back, found someone with more experiance, or looking for a high school student to fill in the part time job.
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Sham87
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Sell your self to older women. Some women are lonely and are willing to pay for a "friend".
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: Sham87]
#675243 - 06/19/13 06:07 AM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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I work part time at a car wash
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itsaconspiracy
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Sell your self to older women.
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P-O
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ya id have to be PAID WELL... to fuck a old hairy cottage cheese pussy
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Slim
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Hey ShiVs! This is zappateer.
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: Slim]
#675322 - 06/19/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol hella sup son
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Lol hella sup son
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: nannybooboo]
#676856 - 07/02/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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well i have a pretty good update to this i have a interview tomorrow and i think I'm going to get this job so the search is almost over
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Stoneth
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Good luck man.
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: Stoneth]
#676858 - 07/02/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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thanks
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GreenHorns
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Good luck dude!!!
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budgrowerwannabe
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Get welfare fuck that!!
Just playing whats the job and hope you get it!
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P-O
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shit ya!
Good look Conspiracy 
make sure you ask more questions then he does... "what will average shift be like, what are you offering in pay, when will i start....
if u ask lots of questions he will already picture u in the job. OWN THAT SHIT DUDE!!
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#676879 - 07/02/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thanks guys well its nothing fancy just a night shift job at walmart, but hell a jobs a job. Plus i'm getting this job and i'm not takeing no for an answer
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budgrowerwannabe
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Damn ill see you at wallyworld!!
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#676889 - 07/02/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#676898 - 07/02/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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budgrowerwannabe
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: P-O]
#676902 - 07/02/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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PO I just realized your a cool ass dude man I have seen this before lol
nohomo!!
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itsaconspiracy
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itsaconspiracy
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i got the job i passed the background cheack and the drug test(thanks to fake pee
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Deadkndys420
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Congrats.
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itsaconspiracy
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thanks man
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Awesome! Show up early for EVERY shift. Then after 6 months start looking for something better 
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P-O
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Another success story with fake piss
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GreenHorns
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Awesome! Show up early for EVERY shift. Then after 6 months start looking for something better
10 minutes early is right on time 
congrats dude enjoy the new gig
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itsaconspiracy
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Re: looking for a job. [Re: GreenHorns]
#677008 - 07/03/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 9 months ago) |
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thanks everybody and i'm always early too work ,but not in other ways
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Sham87
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Hey congrats.
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