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 RasJeph
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 cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss 
#651357 - 12/16/12 12:38 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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this girl I was with a few summers ago is coming back up north to visit her family, and me I guess. she loves to smoke buds so I'm trying to clean my party room up but fuck man.
putting soft tortillas in my fan while I was drunk was the funniest shit. now they're hard tortillas and in a million pieces.
I also found a jar of pickles someone smashed and obviously tried to hide while drunk.
fuck.
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Irishdrunk
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 Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: RasJeph]
#651371 - 12/16/12 12:49 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude u put way too much ghb in thoz tacos
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RasJeph
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Irishdrunk]
#651372 - 12/16/12 12:51 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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contemplating doing some Molly so I can get back up and continue cleaning.
and dancing.
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 drawde
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: RasJeph] 1
#651406 - 12/16/12 02:56 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love cleaning but I'm weird. Its de-stressing for me and I feel so good when everything is clean but I dont clean much in my house cuz none of these other greaseballs clean shit.
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: drawde]
#651409 - 12/16/12 03:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's sounds like that room was nasty.....
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Deadkndys420
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I only like cleaning when im high on meth.
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Alounacara
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 Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Deadkndys420]
#651497 - 12/16/12 08:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Connies made me clean a shitload of stuff today while my football games were on
#1 I cleaned the entire downstairs before kickoff
#2 I fixed her lunch while she was napping after she got back from church
#3 I told her to tell god n jesus i said hi
#4 I changed out the washer n dryer after the game
#5 Had to clean the floor when i moved the old washer n dryer, I did find 2 hydrocodones in the mess on the floor
#6 Went to home depot and bought new washers for the hoses because floor was getting flooded
#7 Cleaned the water up and vacumned the leaves off the carpet
#8 Cleaned the kitchen floor and entrance way once again because it was raining when i brought the new shit in
#9 Loaded wet towels in new washer
#10 Folded towels after they were dry
#11 Sat down with 1st glass of wine to watch game
#12 Got right back up and helped level x-mas tree and put lights on tree
#13 Got bitched out for emptying her wine bottle
#14 Went to store and bought huge bottle of merlot
#15 Sprayed Febreez in new washer and disinfected because her clothes smelled wierd
#16 Vacumed carpet around x-mas tree, cats hate my guts for firing up the vacumn for 3rd time today
#17 Begged stupid ass Andy to lift my stupid ass sports forum bannin
#18 Cooking bacon for her blt sandwich
#19 Had to go upstairs and empty bathrooms overflowing trash can
#20 Just got bitched out because i forgot to clean the kitty box
#21 Cleaned the fucking kitty box
Yep my day probably isnt over just yet
Go 49ers 
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Dark_Star
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Alounacara]
#651499 - 12/16/12 08:21 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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You'd best be getting some pussy for doing all of that.
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P-O
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Alounacara]
#651513 - 12/16/12 10:09 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Alounacara said:
The Connies made me clean a shitload of stuff today while my football games were on
#1 I cleaned the entire downstairs before kickoff
#2 I fixed her lunch while she was napping after she got back from church
#3 I told her to tell god n jesus i said hi
#4 I changed out the washer n dryer after the game
#5 Had to clean the floor when i moved the old washer n dryer, I did find 2 hydrocodones in the mess on the floor
#6 Went to home depot and bought new washers for the hoses because floor was getting flooded
#7 Cleaned the water up and vacumned the leaves off the carpet
#8 Cleaned the kitchen floor and entrance way once again because it was raining when i brought the new shit in
#9 Loaded wet towels in new washer
#10 Folded towels after they were dry
#11 Sat down with 1st glass of wine to watch game
#12 Got right back up and helped level x-mas tree and put lights on tree
#13 Got bitched out for emptying her wine bottle
#14 Went to store and bought huge bottle of merlot
#15 Sprayed Febreez in new washer and disinfected because her clothes smelled wierd
#16 Vacumed carpet around x-mas tree, cats hate my guts for firing up the vacumn for 3rd time today
#17 Begged stupid ass Andy to lift my stupid ass sports forum bannin
#18 Cooking bacon for her blt sandwich
#19 Had to go upstairs and empty bathrooms overflowing trash can
#20 Just got bitched out because i forgot to clean the kitty box
#21 Cleaned the fucking kitty box
Yep my day probably isnt over just yet
Go 49ers
+you spent 20 mins remembering and typing all that
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Alounacara
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: P-O]
#651515 - 12/16/12 10:13 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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#22 Went back to store for fucking mayonaise
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Hawksresurrection
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Alounacara]
#651538 - 12/16/12 11:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Alounacara said:
The Connies made me clean a shitload of stuff today while my football games were on
#1 I cleaned the entire downstairs before kickoff
#2 I fixed her lunch while she was napping after she got back from church
#3 I told her to tell god n jesus i said hi
#4 I changed out the washer n dryer after the game
#5 Had to clean the floor when i moved the old washer n dryer, I did find 2 hydrocodones in the mess on the floor
#6 Went to home depot and bought new washers for the hoses because floor was getting flooded
#7 Cleaned the water up and vacumned the leaves off the carpet
#8 Cleaned the kitchen floor and entrance way once again because it was raining when i brought the new shit in
#9 Loaded wet towels in new washer
#10 Folded towels after they were dry
#11 Sat down with 1st glass of wine to watch game
#12 Got right back up and helped level x-mas tree and put lights on tree
#13 Got bitched out for emptying her wine bottle
#14 Went to store and bought huge bottle of merlot
#15 Sprayed Febreez in new washer and disinfected because her clothes smelled wierd
#16 Vacumed carpet around x-mas tree, cats hate my guts for firing up the vacumn for 3rd time today
#17 Begged stupid ass Andy to lift my stupid ass sports forum bannin
#18 Cooking bacon for her blt sandwich
#19 Had to go upstairs and empty bathrooms overflowing trash can
#20 Just got bitched out because i forgot to clean the kitty box
#21 Cleaned the fucking kitty box
Yep my day probably isnt over just yet
Go 49ers
Where my shit bitch 
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Dark_Star]
#651560 - 12/17/12 05:40 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dark_Star said:
You'd best be getting some pussy for doing all of that.
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Alounacara]
#651598 - 12/17/12 10:00 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuckin connie
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Alounacara
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Picklez]
#651601 - 12/17/12 11:07 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had to do a fasting blood test this morning, i fucking hate needles
How many times have you poked your veins junky face?
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Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
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P-O
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Alounacara]
#651605 - 12/17/12 11:36 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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some people just the love the spike...
im still stunned lucid was gonna take acid with a syringe 
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Dark_Star
The Grim Queefer
Registered: 05/05/12
Posts: 234
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: P-O]
#651606 - 12/17/12 11:44 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I love needles. Getting blood taken is great.
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P-O
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Dark_Star]
#651610 - 12/17/12 11:53 AM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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have u always liked it? (like when you were a kid)
maybe some people are born to shoot up
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Dark_Star
The Grim Queefer
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: P-O]
#651612 - 12/17/12 12:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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No I was afraid of needles when I was a kid, and early into my adulthood. I was still afraid of them the first time I shot up. (I had a buddy hit me cause I didn't know how to do it) After that rush hit me I was no longer afraid of the needle, and quickly learned to love it.
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P-O
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Re: cleaning sucks a bag of dicksssss [Re: Dark_Star]
#651613 - 12/17/12 12:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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