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OfflineRasJeph
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Cooking halp
    #622070 - 05/10/12 06:45 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

OK, I'm gonna be straight up and admit that I fucking suck at math. I failed basic math in high school 3 times, finally passed it in summer school. I did manage to pass whatever the basic math requirement was in college though.

That said, I could probably figure this out on my own, I just don't want to take the chance and fuck up.

1½ cups sugar
¾ cup flour
¾ cup cocoa powder
3 eggs
¾ cup butter, melted
¾ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

OK, I have to reduce the recipe to 1/2 cup butter instead of 3/4. I wanna cut everything else down evenly. So that means I have to take out 1/4 of everything, right?

How the fuck do I take out 1/4 of an egg? :lol: It seems simple enough, because a lot of stuff is 3/4 I just make it 1/2 to keep the same ratio. Does that make 1 and 1/2 into 1 and 1/4?


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Re: Cooking halp [Re: RasJeph]
    #622071 - 05/10/12 06:55 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

You can make food naturally, stop clouding your mind and just make the food : )

Math is a natural ability in all living entities, you nuthead, and use nutmeg!

Narw, like, easy shizzles, half of half is 1/4, I know you can do the rest from here

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: Fisherman]
    #622072 - 05/10/12 06:55 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

and use the whole egg god damnit ._.

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: Fisherman] * 1
    #622074 - 05/10/12 07:19 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

somtimes strawberry and chewing gum made of rainbow poo is nice with crosaints too.

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: Fisherman] * 1
    #622083 - 05/10/12 10:01 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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How the fuck do I take out 1/4 of an egg?



use the full egg

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: P-O]
    #622084 - 05/10/12 10:05 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: I thought so.

Thanks doods. I'll take pics of my brownies when they're done. I don't feel motivated today, but soon :bongload: Brownies are one of the most difficult things to look pretty though haha.


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Re: Cooking halp [Re: RasJeph]
    #622096 - 05/10/12 11:08 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Actually you'd have to take out 1/3 of everything.

Because you have 3/4 and you want to reduce it to 2/4 (one half).
That means you have to take away one of three (1/3).
So you take only two eggs.

:waaaaaaargh:

Edit: Ah yes and that would be
one cup of sugar,
1/2 cup of all the other ingredients
and two eggs.
:yay:

Boy, imagine how bad you would have fucked up


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Edited by sidetwist (05/10/12 11:19 AM)

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: sidetwist]
    #622099 - 05/10/12 11:35 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

o.o

Thats a weird brownie.

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: Fisherman]
    #622105 - 05/10/12 11:50 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

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Fisherman said:
somtimes strawberry and chewing gum made of rainbow poo is nice with crosaints too.




:brilliant::sambergfive:


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Re: Cooking halp [Re: Manitou]
    #622107 - 05/10/12 11:54 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

for the lulz, I love this place :b

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: sidetwist]
    #622108 - 05/10/12 12:07 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

sidetwist said:
Actually you'd have to take out 1/3 of everything.

Because you have 3/4 and you want to reduce it to 2/4 (one half).
That means you have to take away one of three (1/3).
So you take only two eggs.

:waaaaaaargh:

Edit: Ah yes and that would be
one cup of sugar,
1/2 cup of all the other ingredients
and two eggs.
:yay:

Boy, imagine how bad you would have fucked up




:facepalm: I'm glad you posted :rofl:

Thanks


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Re: Cooking halp [Re: RasJeph] * 1
    #622111 - 05/10/12 12:28 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Hahahaha!! I just saw this and was like "Noooo, he's gonna fuck up his brownies!" :ilold:

Then I saw sidetwist set ya straight, and I was all  :hi5:


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Re: Cooking halp [Re: Tank333]
    #622112 - 05/10/12 12:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

but brownies are alive man....godamnit

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Re: Cooking halp [Re: P-O]
    #622273 - 05/12/12 04:12 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

PositiveOutlook said:
Quote:

How the fuck do I take out 1/4 of an egg?



I use a chainsaw when i quarter up eggs:crankey:


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Re: Cooking halp [Re: RasJeph]
    #622296 - 05/12/12 11:07 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

When in doubt eye that shit out. :stoned:

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