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 mellowparty
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 Re: A test.  [Re: T-Rex]
#576901 - 08/06/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My dick shoots heroin so one time is all it takes to get a life time supply of pussy. Plus the word spreads quickly.
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 T-Rex
Herbsman
 
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So you're saying I should shoot some heron in my balls?
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Steve Buscemi
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This thread lost me at the word submission............. maybe if the question was re-worded to sound less rapey. I cant lie $7300 of free money every year sounds better than a whole week of caveman tittyfucking katy perry and zooey deschanel. FUCK I NEED A JOB.
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mellowparty
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Re: A test. [Re: T-Rex]
#576908 - 08/06/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
So you're saying I should shoot some heron in my balls?
yes, sir! That is precisely what I'm sayin. Shoot diacetyl morphine hydrochloride in your testicles for a life time supply of pussy 
See  48hrs worth of sex and then its all gone. All you have left is your dick that will rust away because the average growerite is a poor stoner fuck that can't score cause chicks like to see  
On the other hand 20$/day would allow you to shoot tar in your prostate and get the big tittied bitches hooked on sucking your junk.
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RasJeph
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Or just kill her, and then you'd have your very own corpse to defile!
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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mellowparty
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Re: A test. [Re: RasJeph]
#576920 - 08/06/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Funny that you mention this because I feel like doing this quite often.
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THEBats
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I would probably take the money. I like to know that I've earned the pussy I'm with. Plus when you earn it you get a whole lot more than 48 hrs worth of fun. And I've had some pretty good looking chicks over the years, maybe not jessica alba gorgeous but enough to where I know that if I work at it I can get someone I'm happy with for more than 2 days.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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volcomstoner
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Re: A test. [Re: THEBats]
#576950 - 08/06/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd take the money, a $140 a week is enough to buy an 8th of weed fill my gas tank and still have $50 spending money. The rest of any paycheck I recieve can go towards bills and savings.
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Big_tiggy
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assuming I can have multpile orgasms without a cool down for 48 hours id pick the sex, but my nuts would be like raisins in the end
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