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Mama Juana
    #568238 - 06/29/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hello everyone, I don't know why I haven't posted this earlier, but I want to let you guys know what beautiful little thing is Mama Juana.

It is from Dominican Republic, I went there for 2 months last summer and some friends showed me this, it is in a bottle, often wine or rum, depends on the size of the bottle. The locals will put some ingredients that they will get in the jungle, with also some wood, they use it as an infusion. It works for wine & rum, personally I prefer it with rum, it adds a good little taste.

Now you ask me ... dude why the hell is it named Mama Juana?

Well, because it gets you high, a little bit like smoking cannabis, but in a more relaxed way, it is really more like a sativa buzz. It is also a medicine, it helps the body in many ways, for example it helps for flu, to digest, blood circulation/cleanser, it also cleans the kidney and the liver. Also, for some women, it may be a sexual stimulant (A lot.... lot...)

Here is an example of Mama Juana bottle, I will post mine soon, my friend got it at the moment.



They normally use this rum to do it,

And it is the best goddamn rum I have ever drank...

I was able to pass it at the airport, because they didnt search my bags... I told them I had 2 rum bottles, I had a Mama Juana bottle & a rum bottle... It is illegal because any bottle must be sealed, and to put the ingredients in it, you have to open and empty it.

Also, the ingredients in the bottle last at least 8 years, the more you use it, the stronger it gets. After you put your alcohol in it, you have to wait at least 2 weeks before drinking it, the longer you leave it, the stronger it will get, I experienced strong hallucination on that shit, it was in my friend's bottle for 1 and a half and I drank it all at a job party... Happy memories. :awehigh:

Edit: I forgot to say it was first created and used by the Dominican shamans before the stupid white man arrives and fuck things up.

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Re: Mama Juana [Re: Manitou]
    #568240 - 06/29/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Lol you're so french man, haven't seen anybody spell Rum like that since I was in Paris.

Looks delicious man, I love buying those marinated chillies suspended in oil and other herbs and this looks like a similar idea. Hows it taste?


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: T-Rex]
    #568247 - 06/29/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Man seriously it taste exactly what fresh bamboo would taste ... nah it taste a little bit woody, it is really a good taste, you can add honey also if you want, vanilla, cinnamon, everything is just good I personally love vanilla.

(Ps for the rum thing, it is because I never know if it is in french or in english that it takes an h, I often write it rum in french also :rasta:)


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: Manitou]
    #568248 - 06/29/11 01:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Cinnamon and honey would be the bomb!

I used to live in France when I was really young and my mum used to switch to French when she was angry :lol: I can't speak it anymore which is lame, but I remember bits and pieces and I remembered the Rum/Rhum thing because I used to write it the wrong way at school sometimes


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: T-Rex]
    #568303 - 06/29/11 07:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Is there anyway to get this stuff online? what exactly is in the stuff?


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: iStoner]
    #568307 - 06/29/11 07:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I know there is tree bark, some plants found in the Dominican jungle, only there, I have no idea if you can buy it online, probably, for some ingredients, look at wikipedia, but I have to say that each Mama Juana is unique, the locals who sells them to tourists will sell it in a bag, or already in the bottle. Also the ingredients are never the same, each families uses some that others won't... I talked a lot about it with a native Dominican, thats what he told me, he is the one who made it for me, he told me that he had used the best ingredients that anyone could ever find, he also made my friend's one.


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Re: Mama Juana [Re: Manitou]
    #568313 - 06/29/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hm, so i guess it wouldn't be impossible to make yourself int he states?
I'll have to look more into it!
Thanks for sharing this though :smile:


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: iStoner]
    #568417 - 06/29/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There is probably some woodworm in it. Maybe some Salvia Apiana too.


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: FRACTALife]
    #568418 - 06/29/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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FRACTALife said:
There is probably some woodworm in it. Maybe some Salvia Apiana too.




There isn't any worms in it, maybe some salvia I am not quite sure, but it would surprise me, I don't believe there is any type of drugs in this thing.

It is legal to bring it in a plane, but you must have it in a bag and not in a bottle, so it means at least that there isn't any illegal drugs, I don't know if salvia is legal in a airplane...


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Re: Mama Juana [Re: Manitou]
    #568425 - 06/29/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:
1. I didn't say Salvia Divinorium.
2. Woodworms is not worms.
3.It's alcohol- it's a drug.


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: FRACTALife]
    #568428 - 06/29/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Wormwood is an herb which contains Thujone which is what is in Absinthe.


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: I_AM_SWIM]
    #568429 - 06/29/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:themoreyouknow:

BTW that looks liek a cool drnak to be drankin'[


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: I_AM_SWIM]
    #568430 - 06/29/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I_AM_SWIM said:
Wormwood is an herb which contains Thujone which is what is in Absinthe.



Ding Ding Ding. :thumbup:


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: I_AM_SWIM]
    #568436 - 06/29/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I_AM_SWIM said:
Wormwood is an herb which contains Thujone which is what is in Absinthe.




Oooh I see... I have no idea if there is Wormwood in it, I know all the ingredients are found in the Dominican jungle, I have no idea if there is wormwood out there, I will have to ask the guy who made me the bottle, might go back there in 2-3 years so ... I guess it's gonna wait :fearandloathing:


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Re: Mama Juana [Re: Manitou]
    #568446 - 06/29/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: FRACTALife]
    #568455 - 06/29/11 03:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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FRACTALife said:
There is probably some woodworm in it.


:lol:
I was wondering what a wood worm was too, then I realized that you meant wormwood.


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Re: Mama Juana [Re: 81renaissance]
    #568469 - 06/29/11 04:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

FRACTALife said:
There is probably some woodworm in it.


:lol:
I was wondering what a wood worm was too, then I realized that you meant wormwood.




My bad! :facepalm:


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