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So I signed up to this dating website
    #560574 - 06/01/11 04:58 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

...because I'm too antisocial to actually get off my ass and look in the real world for pussy:smirk:
And it's been less than a week and I forgot I actually signed up to the damn place until I got an email yesterday from an interested girl..I'm thinking wow, that was easy.

Thing is, she's quite large. And I don't find fat particularly attractive,but I'm not the shallow type so I'm gonna give this a try still anyway.

But I haven't actually made any effort yet to look and pm people myself which is pathetic I know.

So what would growery do? Opt for the easy option and take this larger than life gal on a date? Or give desperate tri-harding a go? Anyone try dating sites? Had any luck?

Ok...


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Fazed]
    #560575 - 06/01/11 05:03 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Oh and there's this section which asks if you do drugs...I obviously entered 'No.' (for obvious reasons  :cop:) turns out the majority of girls on there are massively opposed to drug use :facepalm: but alcohol and cigarettes aren't apparently 'drugs' and thus, are acceptable :tongue: duhhh


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Fazed]
    #560577 - 06/01/11 05:11 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I am getting sushi with some bia with big tits from one of those sites.  She is pretty fine.  Just message a shit ton of them till one bites the bait and then move on out soldier.  I would skip the fatty unless that is the best you can do.


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Tangerines]
    #560581 - 06/01/11 05:53 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I'm sure I could do better. Think I might have to take yer advice :thumbup:


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Fazed]
    #560584 - 06/01/11 06:10 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Dating websites are for people who were dropped on their heads as a baby or were sucking on the tit of a crack addict

Just have a friend hook you up with someone, it's not that hard.

I tried a dating website once after a friend of mine had met his gf on there (he's a ginger) but after looking around it 70% of the girls were fattys. I cant even talk to fat girls, they are repulsive to me. I also noticed an unusual amount of lesbians, dont know if you have noticed that or not.

I will talk shit now, but I am sure there will come a day, after college or something when I get desperate and have to resort to a dating website :tongue:


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Picklez]
    #560587 - 06/01/11 06:37 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

KillerPicklez said:
Dating websites are for people who were dropped on their heads as a baby or were sucking on the tit of a crack addict....

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I tried a dating website once ....




So were you dropped on your head, or was your momma a crack whore :smirk:


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: niteowl]
    #560588 - 06/01/11 06:40 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

there's a difference between being a member and browsing through the website one day


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Picklez]
    #560589 - 06/01/11 07:25 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think they're as bad as what you're saying KP, I mean not everyone on there is bad looking :shrug: and it makes things a lot easier for lazy peeps like myself who have had in the past just a handful of gf's and are inexperienced with chatting up wimminz :rolleyes: I still totally get what your saying...suppose it's different strokes for different folks.

I didn't even consider it until someone at work told me she had loads of luck using it, she literally had a different man every week! So I just guessed that if it was that effective, why not give it a bash? I'm not into the whole 'clubbing' scene anyway & don't frequent enough house parties to actually have a chance (maybe because they're so rare). But trust me, if I had the opportunity to meet a girl irl, I'd take that any day over internet.

...and no lesbo's as of yet :lol:


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Fazed]
    #560597 - 06/01/11 08:33 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

wow, no lesbo's? I wasnt exaggerating. The time I was looking through profiles it seemed like 1/2 the girls were either bi or lesbian

What site are you using? If I ever did try it again I would use that eHarmony. That one appears to be the most adult oriented.

The one I was talking about is okcupid. Very trashy.


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Picklez]
    #560618 - 06/01/11 10:39 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I hate those sites. The men on there are so...ugh. And usually the girls are sluts. But the legit ones like eharmony, that cost :money: are, well, legit. But I dont need dating sites, id rather just talk in person :shrug:

As far as your problem, how fat is fat? Id go for it if shes proportional. How tall? Pretty face? Most importantly, is she nice? Does she have a good personality? There are a lot of thing that outshine a subjectively unattracrive appearance.


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 1
    #560619 - 06/01/11 10:44 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

i disagree. like, kinda big boned with some chub is one thing.

but clearly fat because they eat too much greasy food and dont work out and are letting themself go is another. that shows a general lack of care. it goes beyond the surface of just being fat.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: still beLIEve]
    #560623 - 06/01/11 11:19 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I know what you mean. And i feel bad for people who get to that point because its a form of depression when they allow themselves to stop caring like that.


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #560628 - 06/01/11 11:39 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Couldn't date a fat girl. Would make me puke in my mouth just trying to touch her.

But seriously, I've been curious about dating sites. I don't have any problems meeting girls in real life, but there are so many idiots and sluts to sort through before you find a nice girl with some common interests it gets fucking old. I'd like to try something like eHarmony or Match.com just to see if they could take some of the bullshit out of the mix. Maybe when I'm feeling ready to settle down it would be a ncie way to find someone who's a great match for me, ya know?


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: still beLIEve]
    #560631 - 06/01/11 11:52 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

big boned is fine. I dont mind thick girls at all. A little love handle to grab onto while you smash it

I am talking about fat, fat. If shes 145lbs + that's when I start to have a problem. Being proportional is important


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Picklez]
    #560632 - 06/01/11 11:54 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

145lbs and how tall? I'm 5'10"ish and if I was only 145 I'd look super skinny


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #560635 - 06/01/11 12:02 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

That's why I said being proportional is important.

I would never date a girl who was 5'10'' either

I keep my girls between 5'2'' and 5'8'' at the tallest


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: Picklez]
    #560636 - 06/01/11 12:04 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

You must be 5'10ish


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: King Koopa]
    #560637 - 06/01/11 12:07 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Im 5'2". If I weighed 145 id be miserable under all that poundage :shrug:


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #560641 - 06/01/11 12:19 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

If I were 145, i'd look like a base head.


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Re: So I signed up to this dating website [Re: King Koopa]
    #560644 - 06/01/11 12:22 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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:lol:

You must be 5'10ish




Yep


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