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 81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind 
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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 Re: whats going on around here?  [Re: T-Rex]
#502131 - 11/30/10 09:34 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Last time I met up with Molly was at Coachella, and I ended up doing 2 hits of pure, and 2 bombs over the course of the night and making out with a hottie in the campgrounds (my wife told me before I went to the festie that she would be disappointed in me if I didn't get a bj while at Coachella).
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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 T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502132 - 11/30/10 09:34 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude. You're wife is awesome
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: T-Rex]
#502134 - 11/30/10 09:35 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh. I know.
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: T-Rex]
#502135 - 11/30/10 09:36 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Dude. You're wife is awesome
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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She occasionally does the oral sex thing, but she doesn't like it, so when we got married, we agreed that blowjobs from other girls aren't cheating as long as 1) I don't tell her details, and 2) there's no relationship beyond the physical.
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502145 - 11/30/10 09:47 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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you guys must have a strong relationship if ya'll could still get married with you knowing she doesn't like to give head. either way, at least she's cool about it and will still do it occasionally.
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
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Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
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I know! The other issue is that SHE'S SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT!!!
I don't know what guy shoved his dick down her throat, or came in her mouth without warning, or whatever the fuck turned her off of it, but I want to find him and remove his balls! 
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502162 - 11/30/10 10:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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My gf deepthroats like a champ, then swallows 
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502165 - 11/30/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
81renaissance said:
I know! The other issue is that SHE'S SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT!!!
I don't know what guy shoved his dick down her throat, or came in her mouth without warning, or whatever the fuck turned her off of it, but I want to find him and remove his balls!
They get mad when you don't give them a warning 
Then they make a choking sound 
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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One time, this girl went down on me and I gave her fair warning, but she kept it in her mouth.
When I finished, I just chilled back, but her eyes got wide and she started gesturing and waving her hands around...she couldn't swallow it, and she couldn't find anywhere to spit it. 
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502174 - 11/30/10 10:25 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got some road head from this chick one time and she was wasted and when i came in her mouth she went to spit it out the passenger window and it came back all on her face and shit and was hangin off her chin and shit cuz i was goin like 60. It was lulz for sure
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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 Unintentional facial ftw!
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502179 - 11/30/10 10:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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it was quite humorous. i dropped her off at home like 5 mins later. i was so wasted too, i don't even know if her face was clean now that i think about it
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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OKAY the moment is here. GDP in the bowl. Bowl in the downstem. Downstem in the water.
Torchin' sum green.
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502193 - 11/30/10 11:00 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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ahhhhhhh
doesn't it feel good?
im bout to smoke some more too
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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I'm lovin' life man.
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: 81renaissance]
#502206 - 12/01/10 12:11 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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could always be worse
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eNtranceAsexit
Bang-a-Bang-Boogie
Registered: 11/23/10
Posts: 1,355
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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A recent molly trip has given me a nice glow for the past couple days now...
YES, it is awesome.
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,182
Loc: State of Mind
Last seen: 2 months, 9 days
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Re: whats going on around here? [Re: eNtranceAsexit]
#502488 - 12/02/10 02:38 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Changed my mood...
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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