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    #479899 - 09/20/10 11:58 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

OK, two weeks ago I had to put my boxer Lady to sleep. Last week my boss lost a big contract(meaning next to no work). The in-laws were in town, so I gave my four footer to my cousin to keep while they stayed with us.
They left yesterday. First thing this morning I get a call. He "lost" the fucking Crippler!! Said they were doin bong hits in the garage last night, and left it out there. Can't find it this morning.. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!! I've had that bong since 1998!!
Oh, it gets better..
So the satellite guys were just here, working on the dish. I was in the loft right under the sky light and heard them talking- they saw my girl from the roof. They were very impressed by her, as indicated by the wows and holy shits..then one says "I'll be back" like the terminator, to which the other responds with " I vant to steal your buds" like dracula...plain as day..MOTHERFUCKERS!!
So now I'm freakin the fuck out. I don't have anywhere to move her, assuming I can get her out of where she is without totally fucking her up.

FMFL :suicide:jk..


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Re: FMFL [Re: Hendershot]
    #479900 - 09/20/10 12:05 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

dam bro shitty as fuuuck.
u been shootin alot of squirrels lately?

Sounds like u need to smoke a FATTY.  :burnone:

I had some reeeeeaaally bad karma a while back, same kinda shit ur goin thru but more expense shit like 6 traffic tickets n such, and it was all because i kept shooting these squirrels in my backyard, cuz as soon as i stopped, shit got better. :shrug:


Or 4.  :gethigh:  :jointsmile:  :toke: :jah:


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Re: FMFL [Re: Hendershot]
    #479912 - 09/20/10 12:37 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Man life just sucks sometimes but it goes on.

Sorry about Lady, putting dogs to sleep is the worst.
Unstable work is shit man, can you find a piece of shit job to at least get something to pay the bills? Once you secure a POS job, if you're not a slacker, you can usually get any kind of hours you'd need to schedule around your main job.
The 4-footer was definitely stolen by some punks, shit sucks. Is it too much to ask your cousin to give you some kind of reimbursement?
As for the stoners on your roof you shoulda yelled at them or something man. They probably have enough to worry about from you telling their boss they toke up that they wouldn't have told on you for the plant.


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Re: FMFL [Re: ChillWillis]
    #479920 - 09/20/10 01:06 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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ChillWillis said:

As for the stoners on your roof you shoulda yelled at them or something man. They probably have enough to worry about from you telling their boss they toke up that they wouldn't have told on you for the plant.





I heard them planning to come back and steal it.. wish I had some bear traps..


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Re: FMFL [Re: Hendershot]
    #479921 - 09/20/10 01:26 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Hmm something tells me a stoner stuck in a bear trap in your back yard might call in a little unwanted attention... :strokebeard:
:shrug:
indoors ftw


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Re: FMFL [Re: ChillWillis]
    #479975 - 09/20/10 06:18 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Put down a snare, if you do it right they will make no noise.





Or barbed wire, because a bunch of stoners stuck in wire in the dark is too much fun to miss out on.


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Re: FMFL [Re: Hendershot]
    #479982 - 09/20/10 06:24 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

sorry about your dog:sad:

and dmn you must of really pissed someone off in a previous life:confused:


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