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OfflineFarmer Joe
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so fucked up i had to laugh
    #474979 - 09/10/10 09:52 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

So earlier this grow season one of my plots got ripped.  My other plot was across town on the edge of a corn field.  Like 2 feet into the feild along the edge. Yesterday I was driving by the corn field and noticed something that made my jaw drop.......they CUT the fucking corn! In the past 20 yrs  that land has been farmed it has always been feed corn that's harvested in mid-late october.....well after the first frost. But that's just my fucking luck. Valuable lesson learned here! I guess there's a chance that they weren't hit....but I was too pissed off to go check yesterday. /end rant

So I'm un-officially down to 2 plants until I confirm that they made it through and weren't chopped.....I know they don't take the machines right to the edge of the woods so I may be safe.

:facepalm::facepalm::huxleyfacepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

Have to laugh at myself for this one. I shouldn't have taken the risk.


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #474985 - 09/10/10 10:06 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

meh, its better to try and have failed, then blah blah blah. good try :thumbup: I've had my last 3 outdoor crops devastated, but I keep on trying


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #474986 - 09/10/10 10:09 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Don't feel too bad. My outdoor plants were all eaten by fucking bunnies this year :shrug:

What can ya do :tongue2:


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: RasJeph]
    #474992 - 09/10/10 10:20 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks guys.  Now i'm living vicariously through my buddies grow. I snapped some photos yesterday. I'm gonna toss'em up when I can use his laptop. He's runnin some goooood shit. I wish I had the balls to throw 15 plants in the my backyard. Motherfucker is crazy!


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: Farmer Joe] * 1
    #475001 - 09/10/10 10:28 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

lol thats why i'm worried this year. i have too many plants, all of the neighbors can see them. and its in a poor hood.



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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: impgl]
    #475004 - 09/10/10 11:01 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I've had plants outdoors that were looking killer. I came to check on them and most of them had the branches missing. I knew it wasn't deer cause the main stems were still there just all the branches missing so it looked like a bunch of polls left behind.
Well I found out it was rats. The little motherfuckers would would climb up the stalks chew  off the branches and haul them off. That was the beginning of these rat traps at the base of my plants. The local foxes love it and clean the rats out of the traps before I arrive to this day.



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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: impgl]
    #475183 - 09/10/10 05:53 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Christ man you ain't shittin.  :awesomenod:

Those girls are gonna be staaaaaaaaanky.    Do you have some up on your balcony too? I couldn't quite tell ( I can't veiw photos that great from my cell)


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I've had plants outdoors that were looking killer. I came to check on them and most of them had the branches missing. I knew it wasn't deer cause the main stems were still there just all the branches missing so it looked like a bunch of polls left behind.
Well I found out it was rats. The little motherfuckers would would climb up the stalks chew  off the branches and haul them off. That was the beginning of these rat traps at the base of my plants. The local foxes love it and clean the rats out of the traps before I arrive to this day.




That's fucking nuts. I bet their nests smelled dank as hell....well at least the one's that got away. Lol  Funny how some animals choose mj over all the other options out there in the woods. Thankfully we don't gotta worry about rats out my way.....well the four legged ones at least.


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #475525 - 09/11/10 01:51 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, i have like 6 decent sized plants out in the back yard (20ft x 20ft) and a couple of runts, plus 5 pretty good sized plants on the balcony, all medical. I'm just worried about getting ripped any day now



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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: impgl]
    #475566 - 09/11/10 03:27 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Getting ripped fucking sucks.

I haven't lost a plant this year, hoping to keep that record...


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: Inverted]
    #475852 - 09/11/10 11:12 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Best of luck to you both. All the shit luck has come my way this yr....so I'm sure you'll both have a kick ass harvest....lol


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Re: so fucked up i had to laugh [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #478049 - 09/16/10 11:17 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

The girls made it through! :dancer:

They're pretty sorry looking. I only fed/watered them once this season. Prob get a half zip outta all the bunch....but fuck it....it's a half oz I didn't think i'd get! Sooo stoked right now.


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