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 T-Rex
Herbsman
 
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 Re: so who the fuck is on here right now?  [Re: SmOakland]
#477863 - 09/15/10 09:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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As a former N.T Rugby League player I can vouch for Inverted when I say that sometimes your best friend just needs a good punch in the face 
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: T-Rex]
#477865 - 09/15/10 10:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, I've fought friends before. Never over cum in toothpaste though. That's more than a drunk fight and you're over it in a couple days. That's an ass beating where I'm from
I don't even think they would do that on Jackass 
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#477871 - 09/15/10 10:12 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread has me lol'ing all over the place.
Yeah I tend to be a little bit of an ass sometimes... It wasn't my idea
I packed a half bowl of dead flies then topped it with half a bowl of herb once for someone who kept mooching. Fucking hilariousl watching him get down to the flies and start coughing out huge hits it. Awww good times. Glad I've changed since those days 
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Inverted
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477872 - 09/15/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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PS
Here's the girl that accused me of stealing her panties, then made out and sucked on my neck and body while drunk as an apology. 
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MR.HEADY
PorchMonkey
Registered: 07/21/10
Posts: 1,162
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477873 - 09/15/10 10:14 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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well damn what we have here is a failure to commnicate and sum egangstas too...
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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477874 - 09/15/10 10:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah it is pretty lolzy
Ok, the flies for the moocher thing is hilarious. Proper justice imo 
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Inverted said:
PS
Here's the girl that accused me of stealing her panties, then made out and sucked on my neck and body while drunk as an apology.
I'd hit it, hard.
I think you've posted that pic before or something. Rings a bell.
Edited by FarBeyondDriven (09/15/10 10:18 PM)
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 KaptKid
Spaced Pirate
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 5,615
Loc: Bright Side of the Sun
Last seen: 4 months, 28 days
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477875 - 09/15/10 10:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Inverted said:
This thread has me lol'ing all over the place.
Yeah I tend to be a little bit of an ass sometimes... It wasn't my idea
I packed a half bowl of dead flies then topped it with half a bowl of herb once for someone who kept mooching. Fucking hilariousl watching him get down to the flies and start coughing out huge hits it. Awww good times.
I pissed in a beer and gave it to a mooch. Puts a smile on my face thinking about it.
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MR.HEADY
PorchMonkey
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477876 - 09/15/10 10:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Inverted said:
PS
Here's the girl that accused me of stealing her panties, then made out and sucked on my cock and balls while drunk as an apology.
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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#477878 - 09/15/10 10:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
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Inverted said:
PS
Here's the girl that accused me of stealing her panties, then made out and sucked on my neck and body while drunk as an apology.
I'd hit it, hard.
Like the fist of an angry god
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#477879 - 09/15/10 10:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ugh, I have wanted to for like 10+ years... 
That's as close as I got. I probably could have, but I was bad at picking up signals at that age.
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477880 - 09/15/10 10:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Inverted said:
I was bad at picking up signals at that age.
ProTip:
When the only thing stopping a girl sucking your cock is your zipper. You're in.
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: KaptKid]
#477882 - 09/15/10 10:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
KaptKid said:
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Inverted said:
This thread has me lol'ing all over the place.
Yeah I tend to be a little bit of an ass sometimes... It wasn't my idea
I packed a half bowl of dead flies then topped it with half a bowl of herb once for someone who kept mooching. Fucking hilariousl watching him get down to the flies and start coughing out huge hits it. Awww good times.
I pissed in a beer and gave it to a mooch. Puts a smile on my face thinking about it.
YES!!! That's fucking classic. Yeah moochers piss me off, but what comes around goes around. Now I love sharing for free when supplies are in excess...
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Inverted
CNC Machinist/Greenthumb
Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 9,953
Loc: North Star
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: T-Rex]
#477883 - 09/15/10 10:22 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Quote:
Inverted said:
I was bad at picking up signals at that age.
ProTip:
When the only thing stopping a girl sucking your cock is your zipper. You're in.
I know but we were standing right in front of a restaurant, and I wasn't freaky enough for public sex...
Damn immaturity!!!  I so regret not fucking her!
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: so who the fuck is on here right now? [Re: Inverted]
#477885 - 09/15/10 10:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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i woulda bent her ass over behind the beat up mercury in the parking lot
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