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Let's write a story, Growery!
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Story time!  :goodmorning:

We each contribute and continue the story by adding 5 words to the story in each post...

For example:

Quote:
FRACTALife said
Mary went on a walk


iStoner said
While stoned on bubble hash


FurrowedBrow Said
, that she bought from Jimmy





Punctuation and smileys do not count as a word.


I will start it off! :awehigh:


Pedro woke up and went


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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Its been done. lol
Check out this massive thread of complete nothingness that I totally forgot about until just now...
http://www.growery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/223681#223681
:rofl:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
Its been done. lol
Check out this massive thread of complete nothingness that I totally forgot about until just now...
http://www.growery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/223681#223681
:rofl:



:rofl:
Awesome!
Let's make this one better and maybe make sense!


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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yeah that went way beyond sensible.:lol:
I wanted to edit it into a story that did make sense, but then it got out of control.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
yeah that went way beyond sensible.:lol:
I wanted to edit it into a story that did make sense, but then it got out of control.



Yeah it was crazy I just took a peep at it!


Anyway... care to add 5 words?


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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NO!










































loljk,:vaped:




but then she took her...


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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shoes off and walked into


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[quote]FarBeyondDriven said:
Anybody ever tell you you're the result of a broken prophylactic in the back seat of a 74 Mercury?[/quote]

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk] * 1
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RAAAAGGEEE

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: DungenessDank]
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DungenessDank said:
RAAAAGGEEE



lets ignore this post


  also, a girl named pedro? cool!


okay i will add 5 more....


a large fat mexican selling


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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FRACTALife said:
DungenessDank said:
RAAAAGGEEE



lets ignore this post


  also, a girl named pedro? cool!


okay i will add 5 more....


a large fat mexican selling



where she met two old

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
Its been done. lol
Check out this massive thread of complete nothingness that I totally forgot about until just now...
http://www.growery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/223681#223681
:rofl:



:laugh2:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Fisherman]
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Fisherman said:
FRACTALife said:
DungenessDank said:
RAAAAGGEEE



lets ignore this post


  also, a girl named pedro? cool!


okay i will add 5 more....


a large fat mexican selling



where she met two old




Gringo's lost in the way


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever sence.

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: KaptKid]
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needing a shower and shave


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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she decided to hang out

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Fisherman]
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hoping to make some money


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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off of the two women


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"I know that I know nothing"

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: DRAGON]
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from the other side of


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: KaptKid]
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chernobyl, where the mutants lived


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: T-Rex]
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and they were evil mutants


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ShroomieGirl]
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Who smoked out their minions


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"I know that I know nothing"

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: DRAGON]
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Who then got mutant munchies


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: T-Rex]
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and started munching cannabis cookies

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Fisherman]
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made with mutant cannabis butter


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever sence.

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: KaptKid]
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Soon, all were craving brains


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: T-Rex]
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then ate the whole town


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"I know that I know nothing"

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: DRAGON]
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,starting with the fattest whore.

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: John Connor]
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then smoked some more ganja


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: iStoner]
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after she punched seven babies.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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...right in their vaginas.


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Edited by iStoner (08/23/10 08:48 PM)

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: iStoner]
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5 word fail.




























:vaped:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
5 word fail.



i swear i thought it was 4 words :facepalm:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: iStoner]
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:rofl:
even though five minutes ago you posted 5 words.
I want what your smokin.
Right nao!


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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Dr. Siekadellyk said:
:rofl:
even though five minutes ago you posted 5 words.
I want what your smokin.
Right nao!



:lol:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! *DELETED* [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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Post deleted by cesarmd7

Reason for deletion: .


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: cesarmd7]
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ate lots of potent mushrooms


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: iStoner]
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and had an enlightening time :smile:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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then they all OD'd because


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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the end was very near


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"I know that I know nothing"

Edited by DRAGON (08/23/10 10:06 PM)

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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After the stupid dr00gz metabolised


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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they all went for tea


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I'm rad...You're rad....lets hug! :grin:

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: A Girl]
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tea of the psilocybin variety


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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that made them trip balls.


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Edited by iStoner (08/23/10 10:13 PM)

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: iStoner]
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good things happened this time


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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and received many anal probings


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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both of which, are bad:lol:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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they all got pregnant too


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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from the lime green sperm


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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the babies naturally synthesized LSD


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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after being punched seven times.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
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by other alien hybrid babies


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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so we repeatedly licked them


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! *DELETED* [Re: ChillWillis] * 1
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Post deleted by cesarmd7

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: cesarmd7] * 1
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realizing five words isn't enough


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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quote for the motherfucking truth


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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FarBeyondDriven said:
so we repeatedly licked them



and tripped absolute ballsforsevendaysstraight, thusBurningManwasborn


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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ChillWillis said:
FarBeyondDriven said:
so we repeatedly licked them



and tripped absolute ballsforsevendaysstraight, thusBurningManwasborn



:lol:

that statement was very humorous


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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five words for the lose :shrug:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! *DELETED* [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: cesarmd7]
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the LSD babies smoke again.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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So the guy who started this thread raised it to a 10 word limit in honor of burning man and his fellow growery friends!







To continue the story:



They celebrated burning man, & smoked DMT with God & Jesus, who


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife] * 1
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all agreed that religion is the most retarded thing ever


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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OD'd in their back seat last year at Burning Man.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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So jesus hooked em up with a new drug called


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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The Growery, it was highly addictive and almost always entertaining


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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The Holy Crop AKA THC which fucked them up fierce.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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which they vowed to cultivate for generations to come, fuhsho


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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(Generations later)

The LSD people were dying out due to extreme super-aids.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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then God cured them all because they met him while on lsd  :lsdabc:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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But due to being made of LSD they became Gods.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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i'm almost at a thousand posts, i should be a mod:rofl:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Correction, you're almost at 10K posts which is hella tight.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven] * 1
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If you'd said 'poasts' you'd have been one by now


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Slave of Cthulhu said:
Correction, you're almost at 10K posts which is hella tight.



oh yeah, i said a thousand :lol:

when I'm high, which is about 90% of the time, my comprehension and grammar skills are like way off :rofl:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Ah I see, I manage proper grammar and spelling always.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Which is why I'm going to hit you with theheadofabaseball


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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Slave of Cthulhu said:
Ah I see, I manage proper grammar and spelling always.



Well good for you steve erkel :lol:

ChillWillis said:
Which is why I'm going to hit you with theheadofabaseball



only if it's been up the ass of a hot girl, i like that :naughty:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Every girl is good with a baseball up her ass.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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i forgot this was the ten word thread, my bad :awedance:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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It feels like I have a baseball in my ear


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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hope it feels better dude.  i can't stand it when there's a drop of water in my ear.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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I have a two size 5/8 gauge in my ears.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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While stoned God forgot his dealers #, and he needed LSD


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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i used to have one of my ear's.  i forget exactly what size.  i was like 14 or 15.  it was about the size of a pencil eraser.  i went from an 18 to that and i did it with a golf tee.  fucking ouch.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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So we took the LSD children and smoked them all.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Because we love destroying perfectly good drugs via smoking them


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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But God OD'd on LSD & that created the big bang


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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Hahaha this thread is absolute gold it's just simply great.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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ChillWillis said:
Because we love destroying perfectly good drugs via smoking them



I was gonna point that out but maybe it is because the LSD childern are different and you smoke their blood and DMT in their brains and it causes massive LSD productions in metabolism.


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Slave of Cthulhu said:
Hahaha this thread is absolute gold it's just simply great.



:whoo::woot::getstoned:


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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The big bang happened between Alessandra Ambrosio and Megan Fox


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: ChillWillis]
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It was when their labias touched, the universe was created.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: cesarmd7]
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The stars filled the skies with a vaginal like beauty.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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And weed rose from the ground, making everything a little

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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: Fisherman]
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greener & better, & DMT was born when God made love to


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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FarBeyondDriven said:
i used to have one of my ear's.  i forget exactly what size.  i was like 14 or 15.  it was about the size of a pencil eraser.  i went from an 18 to that and i did it with a golf tee.  fucking ouch.



mine are 2g. but ive been stretching slowly for months.


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Re: Let's write a story, Growery! [Re: FRACTALife]
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the universe and thus the explosion of the cosmos began


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"I know that I know nothing"

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DRAGON said:
the universe and thus the explosion of the cosmos began



The explosion of the cosmos began when the big bang happened... it is a very slow explosion. :nerd:


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