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just me
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
#42762 - 05/29/08 12:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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token said: dont masturbate at your computer. dont ask why just do not
hahaha, sounds like sommmmmebooodys had to replace a few key boards...
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pong
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
#42765 - 05/29/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick
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kidaihuan
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: pong]
#43147 - 05/29/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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pong said: i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick
That is what she does when she is being lazy?
You've got a keeper.
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Hanky
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: kidaihuan]
#43155 - 05/29/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?
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kidaihuan
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#43160 - 05/29/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hanky said: I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?
Never tried.
Will later.
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token
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
#43161 - 05/29/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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ha yeah that too but not what im talking on
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Iamasmoker
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#43163 - 05/29/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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andyistic said: Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD. I wish you could be there to participate.
lol, still up to the same old andyisd%$k, I told you people you actually coordinate with each other about this, oh well, no otd here, I already got banned once for replying to that whole 'team up' crap, out of otd of course, not that I wasn't spammed off otd quite often. I just had an eye on me over there
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mel_lonta_tauda
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43333 - 05/29/08 09:40 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think this thread already exists...
wasn't it called how many of you have jerked it to the jailbait thread? or somethin like that
haha
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Iamasmoker
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#43395 - 05/29/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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andyistic said: Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.
Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.
oh but I am andyistdick, oh but I am
where's the cat going 'how many times do you masturbate annabananna?'
LOL, this chicks going to hate me, and we just established a link of respect, I'M only kidding though, as for others.......
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43417 - 05/29/08 10:35 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i took 2 adderall today and have no inclination to masturbate after that
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aDoS
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
#43419 - 05/29/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its harder to come on adderall...but it still makes me kind of want to masturbate more than normal. Makes me think about sex A LOT.
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#43421 - 05/29/08 10:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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for real? i'm the opposite...also it makes me stop eating which kills my hornyness too
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aDoS
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
#43422 - 05/29/08 10:40 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I usually get the hornyness from adderall when I am up later at night. I watched porn 5 hours straight once. Makes me so fascinated by sex, so I just spent hours and hours looking at chicks getting fucked.
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#43425 - 05/29/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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porn and i have a love hate relationship. love having sex, hate that i'm not the guy in the porn having the sex.
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aDoS
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
#43427 - 05/29/08 10:45 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I haven't touched adderall in 6 months
I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Voodoo
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#43429 - 05/29/08 10:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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aDoS said: I haven't touched adderall in 6 months
I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.
yea i love it too...if i could get more of it i'd probably do it more often. I ration the stuff i can't get all the time and save it for special occasions.
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Iamasmoker
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#43431 - 05/29/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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aDoS said: I haven't touched adderall in 6 months
I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.
ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.
in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit
I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)
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aDoS
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43433 - 05/29/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea, when I think about the speedy effects of it now, I start to feel sick.
stimulants are YUCK to me now
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
#43435 - 05/29/08 10:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Iamasmoker said:
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aDoS said: I haven't touched adderall in 6 months
I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.
ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.
in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit
I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)
kinda gettin off the masturbation topic but don't u have to drink a gallon of cactus juice to get mescaline trip? sounds pretty nasty.
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Iamasmoker
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
#43439 - 05/29/08 10:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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mescaline is easy to work with, I boiled down a pot full of that shit into about half a cup once, worked just fine!
don't knock it til you try it! mescaline will mess your shit up, when I think of cactus, it brings up the thought of natural lsd to me, seems so much nicer and easier knowing you could get it from your backyard. Engineering a plant that produces lsd as nice as a hit of acid though, even with the proper enzymes, could take decades or centuries. How would you breed out 99% of the lsa to get a nice clean lsd high. That would take some serious engineering! but wouldn't that be nice?
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