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OfflineaDoS
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how often do you masturbate?
    #42442 - 05/28/08 09:46 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I jerk it usually once a day, at night time before I go to sleep...in fact, I think I might go jerk off in a few minutes.
How often do you masturbate?
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
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Offlinetoken
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42443 - 05/28/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not

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OfflineaDoS
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
    #42445 - 05/28/08 09:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I usually take care of business in the shower. Easy clean up. And because I feel dirty afterwards, I can scrub my self with boiling hot water until I feel clean again.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42453 - 05/28/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Every other day, Sometimes i just forget... hahaha forget.. lmao!


Yeah I average about 2 times every three days. Depends on how stressful my week is, Or what drugs I do. If it's any opiate I jerk like a monkey. Any amps and I'm totally not interested. Takes to fucking long.

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OfflineHanky
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42467 - 05/28/08 10:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

aDoS said:
And because I feel dirty afterwards




Christians LOL.


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42469 - 05/28/08 10:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

He's' gonna start in on how Jesus would masturbate.
Something I'm almost positive I do not want to hear.

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OfflineHanky
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42472 - 05/28/08 10:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus was dickless.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42475 - 05/28/08 10:42 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.

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OfflineHanky
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42476 - 05/28/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Who's melting? Got a link? I can look but I can't post.


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42479 - 05/28/08 10:48 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)


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InvisibleToiletduk
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42481 - 05/28/08 10:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Aw, you're not missing much. He's kinda lame actually.


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Toiletduk]
    #42483 - 05/28/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.

Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.

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Invisibleltd
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42484 - 05/28/08 10:58 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

wilgi is a moron

his meltdown is missing something

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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: ltd]
    #42485 - 05/28/08 10:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe we can find the trigger to bring it all together.

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OfflineHanky
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42486 - 05/28/08 11:00 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

That's the OTD I know and love.

I can't understand why Geokills feels a need to protect people like that with his no flaming policy. What the fuck is the benefit of allowing total morons to post whatever they want knowing that they're protected by no flaming rules.

If you're going to allow free speech then you must allow freedom of reply.


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42489 - 05/28/08 11:02 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Same reason that TV shows are censored, I suppose.

I never did like that, but I'm powerless to do anything about it.

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OfflineaDoS
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42490 - 05/28/08 11:03 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

my penis hurts

and no I don't feel dirty for jerking off, i feel dirty because I get some pretty fucked up thoughts when I am in that kind of mood.

I hope you guys know that I'm not really Christian...


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42491 - 05/28/08 11:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Way too late to convince us of that. :nono:

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42754 - 05/29/08 12:28 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

when i dont have a girlfriend often

when i have a girlfriend almost never


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Offlinejust me
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: still beLIEve]
    #42756 - 05/29/08 12:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

just finished...

when i have a g/f...whenever shes not around :lol:


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